Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Joanna Angel at Shag in Brooklyn, NY 4/21/11
Monday, February 28, 2011
The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 5
She then introduced me to two new BurningAngel girls standing next to her: the sexy Skin and the lovely Asphyxia. Both were mad
cool, as BA girls always are!
On the other side of Joanna was the new, well to me anyways, Lucky Starr. Man, I think I fell in love right then and there! She’s such a cutie. I am totally looking forward to seeing this babe’s work!
After that the beautiful Riley Steele was catching the attention of media and fans, as she posed for lots of pics. It’s clear that Ms. Steele was one of the biggest stars at this event, if not, arguably the biggest. She definitely caught the most amount of attention the whole weekend. Steele, who it would turn out, was also shooting materiel for the AEE special on G4TV (she was the host), was the girl to meet. Her breakout role in last year’s awesome Piranha 3D, definitely bought her up to a new level of fame. Congrats to her, as she certainly deserves it!
Stopping by the TITS (Two in the Shirt) booth, I saw that Sara Jay was signing there. I went up to her again, and she remembered me from yesterday! She asked me if I had watched the movie I had bought off of her. Told her nope, no DVD player in my hotel room, and I don’t carry my laptop with me when I travel. She told me a story about her bag being stolen once when she was on a plane. Damn, people just flat out suck! Anyways, getting back to TITS, I sure do hope they actually do do a Sara Jay Tee! That would rule, if they did!
And, speaking of TITS, they had a great deal that day at their booth (2 shirts for 30 bucks!), that day. In fact, Sunday was THE day to get deals and free shit! So freaking awesome, man! I got lots of cool and kick ass swag, this day!
Back, to Riley Steele, the Digital Playground booth had a small line forming, and I asked what it was for. They said that it might be for Riley Steele! Being that I knew a line for her would be crazy long, I decided to wait it out and see if she would sign. And, she did! Not only did she give away a signed poster but a signed Hustler mag with her on the cover, too! Riley was very sweet and down-to-earth. A real pleasure to meet for sure!
Jessica Bangkok was hosting a radio show, with some blonde European chick. It looked like a fun show. I wish I had known about this coming into the event. Honestly, I would love to be on this radio show. Whatever it was called.
I headed back to the Hotmovies.com booth, and I was happy to see the always beautiful and awesome beyond belief Misti Dawn. I thought she looked insanely cute in her geek wear. We talked for a little while, and as is always the case Misti is one of freaking coolest chicks in the world. I totally love her, as she fucking rocks!
I next saw that the beautiful Natasha Nice was pulling in a lot of deserved attention from media and fans. She was so freaking sexy! I joined in and got an interview with her that I posted last month. Nice is so cool AND so fucking HOT in person, that I think I may have fallen in love with her, that afternoon!
Finally, the last person I saw/ went up to was Jenna Haze who was at the Jules Jordan booth. She had a long line, but I had missed multiple chances of meeting her at Exxxotica and the last two days at AEE, that I did it that afternoon. In all honesty, it was well worth it.
Jenna has a great personality. She is very fan friendly and personable. She seemed to stay quite some time just for her fans. And, for that she gets a ton of credit from me. She is person whose beauty and sweetness just brightened and shined at the con. Meeting her proved to be a great, no make that perfect way to end an awesome weekend.
Being at the AEEs, for the first time, was a memory I will never forget. To have come in as media, I think, made this experience that much better. I hope to come back here again, maybe next year. And, I suggest all of my friends and readers, to go to at least one AEE show during your lives. It is well worth it, trust me!
Links to the earlier pts. of the report:
The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 1
The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 2
The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 3
The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 4
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Sunday, November 7, 2010
Jessie Lee in Car Accident
Jessie Lee was in a car accident this weekend. It's sad news. You can read more about it, and my well wishes here: http://mastergio.altpornstar.com/2010/11/07/jessie-lee-in-car-accident/Saturday, October 30, 2010
Joanna Angel Talks Horror Movies on G4′s Attack of the Show
Thursday, March 4, 2010
The 30 Hottest Scream Queens, pt. 3: 10-1
9. Ingrid Pitt- One of Hammer horror's most popular and beloved beauties this Polish goddess is, quite simply, one of the genre's sexiest and seductive women. Both of her Hammer roles are in great films and well worth seeing. The Vampire Lovers is sexy stuff as she plays a lesbian vampire, in what is perhaps the hottest movie the studio ever made. Countess Dracula sees Pitt playing Countess Elizabeth Bathory. It's a great performance by her, with a very memorable moment in which comes out nude from the tub, covered in blood! Hot! She also stared in the classic The Wicker Man, and other genre flicks. Pitt has even written articles in genre publications, making her even more worthy of all the love fans give this exquisite, sexy, and busty beauty.
8. Cernia Vincent- This ravishing beauty of Italian decent has it all in the looks department: killer body, sexy skin tone, beautiful eyes, long, dark hair, and an awesome chest. Her most popular role is in my fav of Eli Roth's movies: Cabin Fever. Her scene where she shaves her legs, is well, you won't soon forget it. One of the best horror images of the last decade, I think. You also won't forget her nudity in that movie! She's been some lower budget horror, too, with stuff like Sci-Fi channel flick Sasquatch Mountain, It Waits (which has a cool creature and Cerina, and yet is still underwhelming), and Return to House on Haunted Hill (pretty decent and so much better than the horrid remake it sequelizes). I met Cerina at a Chiller, and she was a total delight, as not only is she breathtakingly beautiful but very friendly and down-to-earth, as well.
7. Tiffany Shepis- To me, and to just about any horror fan, Tiffany is one of the sexiest. coolest, and most fucking hot women doing low budget horror, today. I think she is the modern answer to Linnea Quigley. Shepis has been in a shitload of horror and cult movies. She's worked with Troma, including her earliest role in one of their best films, Tromeo and Juliet. Another great Troma movie she was is Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV. Among my favorite movies she has done are: The Hasing and, what might be her best film, so far, Nightmare Man. In said, film she does a sexy dance, gets nude, and kicks ass with a fucking crossbow! With Tiffany you can always count on sexiness and, many times, nudity. Yay!
6. Debbie Rochon- A woman as beautiful on the outside as she is on the inside, I been a fan of hers since I first saw and heard of her in the pages of the now defunct genre skin-rag Scream Queens Illustrated. Like many of the girls working in the low budget land, Debbie has been in countless of films. She had the best and sexiest role in Tromeo and Juliet playing a pierced lesbian! Yum! Some other memorable Debbie roles include her kicking ass in micro-budget underground horror/ comedy Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!, Tales from the Crapper (a decent little Troma horror/ comedy), Dr. Horror's Erotic House of Idiots (which also stars other horror babes like Ruby LaRocca, Rachel Robbins, and Barbara Joyce), and tons more. And, yeah, not every film she's done is great, but she's always awesome in them, and pleasure to see in any movie. She also happens to be one of the most awesome people at any convention she is at!
5. Caroline Munroe- If I had to pick one woman to have been in Hammer movies as my favorite, then I would go Caroline, who is of the hottest women to have done any genre! She was in the Golden Voyage of Sinbad looking absolutely stunning. Her Hammer work include the decent Dracula A.D. 1972 (her death scene has to be one of the best moments in that one) and the classic Captain Cornos: Vampire Hunter (an amazing film that is so far ahead of it's time). She's known to gorehounds, too, for her work on movies like the disturbing and controversial classic Maniac and The Last Horror Movie (a movie that reunited with her Maniac co-star Joe Spinell). She's pretty much the only reason to see the piece of shit that is Slaughter High and looks smoking hot in Franco's Faceless (yes, the movie I mentioned that Lahie is in), and, lots of other horror and cult flicks. And, while she has never done nudity she will always a be a sight to behold thanks to her amazing beauty.
4. Katie Cassidy- Katie's done a lot of mainstream horror, both on TV and the movies. On TV she got her best role, yet, as the demon Ruby in the third season of the greatest show, ever, Supernatural. She's also on another horror show, Harper's Row (but as I have said before on this blog, I never saw that). She has also been in just about every horror remake: When a Stranger Calls (where she played fellow hottie Camille Belle's friend), Black Xmas (probably my favorite of her movies, and shares movie time with a smoking hot female cast), and the upcoming A Nightmare on Elm Street (man, that one just looks totally underwhelming...). Katie ain't been nude, yet, but I hope she does show some skin someday!
3. Catriona MacColl- This English beauty is most famous to horror fans for breaking hearts in Lucio Fulci classics. She starred in this best film, a huge personal fav, The Beyond. She was also in the awesome movie that he did before that one, City of the Living Dead (aka The Gates of Hell). After those films, this blue-eyed, blonde beauty appeared in the last of her work with Fulci in House by the Cemetery. She been in other genre films, but I sadly can I say I have not seen those. I so need to correct that! But, personally speaking, I think MacColl has one of the prettiest faces to ever appear in a gorefest and is a good actress, too.
2. Barbara Crampton- When I first saw Re-Animator, I was blown away. Not only did it become my all time favorite movie, but it made me want to make movies. And, I developed the hugest crush on it's lead female star, Barbara Crampton. The scene where she is fully nude and fondled and eventually given cunnilingus by a decapitated head just blow my twelve year old mind away. She returned to work with director Stuart Gordon in another Lovecraft film, From Beyond. Again she blew me away, in particular when she was dressed as a dom (pic at the left) and molested by a monster, who fondles her boobs (I guess weird creatures also lust after her!). She continued to do horror movies and soap operas, as well. Which means she might just have the most diverse group of fans of all the lovely ladies on this list!
1. Asia Argento- This woman is horror royalty. Her dad is, afterall, Dario fucking Argento. She's been doing movies for years now, beginning as the young girl in the Argento produced The Church. But, her first major role was in her dad's American made movie, Trauma. I remember having the hugest crush on her after seeing it, and when she got nude in that, wow!!!! Her best acting came, up to that point, came in The Stendhal Syndrome (the best of Argento's weaker post-Opera career). She also tried her own hands at directing and her first film was loosely based on her life, the horrific, tragic, artistic, and beautiful: Scarlet Diva. A few of the scenes in that included real sex. The hottest moment has to be her lesbian love scene with an Italian porn actress. Very, very yummy! Said movie has some great full frontal nudity from her. She's beloved over in Italy but has found success in the US, too. Her best American film is, I think, Land of the Dead for George Romero. She did not get nude in that but, goddamn did she look good!!!!!!----------------
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Monday, December 28, 2009
The Hottest Babes of 2009, pt. 7, 10-1
- Fox's popularity continued to grow bigger and bigger this year. She was all over the place in magazines and on TV. While, she starred in one of the year's biggest hits (even if it was the worst film I have seen this year, so far) in the form of Transformers: Rise of the Fallen as well as the lead in the horror flick Jennifer's Body (which I ain't seen, yet, but so need to!). Megan got a lot of praise for her acting in the later. Few women, if any, in Hollywood exude the type of raw, almost porn star level, degree of sexuality that she does. On top of that she admits to loving comics and the like, making her an extra fav among fanboys.9. Gail Kim (last year- 7)
- To me, Kim remains the most beautiful woman in all of pro-wrestling. She is also one of the most talented. Sadly, the WWE have turned her into a jobber. Why? Cause the WWE suck fucking balls, that's why. They are wasting her vast talents. She should be, as she was in TNA, their top babyface. That said her in-ring ability and stunning good looks are one of the very few good things on Monday Night Raw. Here is to hoping the WWE will give her the push she deserves next year. If so, she will more than likely rank higher on this list, next time around.8. Tila Tequila (same)
- Admit ably there was some controversy attached to the lovely Ms. Tequila in 2009, but I am here to concentrate on the positive things that happened this year, for her. She continues to be an extremely popular honey on the net. Her, sometimes, wacky tweets are among my favorites. And, no girl that ain't in the porn biz posts posts hotter videos that she does. Always dressed sexy or semi-nude, Tila is a pleasure to behold. And, she took a stand against women being abused (a great cause, I think). She also became recently engaged to heiress Casey Johnson (that is fucking HOT in my book!). All of this makes Tila ever so delicious and awesome!7. Sasha Grey (last year- 19)
- I predicted that the future would be very bright for the gorgeous Ms. Grey and this year proved it. She gave an excellent performance in the underrated Girlfriend Experience and appeared on mainstream shows such as Attack of the Show. In fact for G4, she also hosted Sexpo Australia and did an excellent job at that, too. Showtime's great reality show Deeper Throat, had her featured prominently. In many ways she became one of the biggest stars in the porn world being able, to successfully parlay her success to mainstream popularity. And, still doing making porn and doing a truly hot job at that. In person, she has not let success get to her. She is always sweet and friendly, as anyone who met her at any of appearances (like this year's Exxxotica NY) can testify to. Smart, sexy, and sophisticated, Sasha might go down as one of the greatest porn stars in history of the world.6. Olivia Munn (last year- 35)
- One of the biggest jumps on the list this year has to be the one and true geek goddess and co-host of Attack of the Show: Olivia Munn. Her star grew bigger and bigger as the year went on. First off, in one of the greatest moments in the entire history of TV, she, and co-host Kevin Pereira, jumped into a giant pie in French maid outfits! Then, she had own website, where she posts her awesome blogs and her message boards, where members of the OMFG (that's the Olivia Munn Fan Group, for the uninitiated) gather around to discuss our (yes, I am a proud member and I consider OMFG as a family) love for her among other things. She made many appearances on TV, whether it be talk shows or TV series. She also starred in the recently released Slammin' Salmon. She has thus become, arguably, the biggest star to ever come out of G4, but as her website and actions prove, she continues to be close and care for us, her fans. Want more proof of that? When she posed for Playboy (albeit not nude), she signed and personalized all the copies to her fans. This month also saw her appear in Maxim (in a hot as fuck cover, might I add) and promised to the same for those, too. Plus, she will do the same for her as of yet unreleased, but coming very soon, Hey Olivia mag. With her book Suck It Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek and her secret role, in my most anticipated movie of 2010, Iron Man 2 coming out next year, the sky is the limit for this wonderful beauty. All hail, Olivia Munn!5. Asa Akira (last year- 18)
- Perhaps my favorite porn star working continuously, Asa's popularity just keeps growing. A true doll when it comes to her amazing looks, she also quite nice and friendly in person. I can honestly tell you that, having met her for two consecutive years (including this one, of course) at Exxxotica NY, that she is one of my favorite girls to go up. Her pics and scenes drive me crazy and her amazing good looks are a sight to behold and worship. Asa is a living, breathing goddess!4. Audrina Patridge (same)
- The Hills continues to be a show that I could give a flying fuck about, but star Audrina Patridge is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most beautiful woman on that show and one of the most beautiful, in the whole entire world. She, along with another babe on this list, Jamie Chung, appeared in the biggest surprise to me of 2009 (in terms of how much fun and good it was) Sorority Row. She looked great of course in that, but also did a decent job with her role. She seems to have left the aforementioned The Hills (though, I recently heard that she will be back) to get her own TV show. While, it is doubtful I will ever watch that show, I will continue to admire this babe's amazing, breathtaking looks. Cause, when it comes to looking liking a true vision of beauty (as evident by her many paparazzi pics) few can even come close, much less beat Ms. Patridge.3. Jamie Chung (last year- 6)
- She started the year off with a role in Dragonball Z (which I did not see, yet), and appearing in one of my favorite layouts, ever, for Maxim. But, she really began to gain more notoriety (via interviews) when the aforementioned Sorority Row came out. While, that movie was filled with babes, including, as I just said, Audrina Patridge, Chung was the most beautiful of them all. Her acting was good in it, and her character was pretty likable. Jamie came off great in all the interviews she did for it, and it only helped to further cement my fandom for this underrated, amazing, jaw-dropping, Korean, babe. I hope, I mean really hope, that she gets even more work in 2010.2. Joanna Angel (same)
- The punk princess continues to dominate her type of porn. Aside, from her great directing of quality smut, and RED-HOT performances, Joanna gets lots of nominations and makes appearances at live events (like this year's Exxxotica NY). Her interviews on shows like G4's Attack of the Show mean that her crossover appeal is as big as ever. And, her bubbly, cute, and sexy personality make her one of the coolest chicks you will ever meet.1. Grace Park (last year- 3)
- What an year it has been for this top babe of 2009. It was the final season of the greatest sci-fi show in the history of TV, Battelstar Galatica, and her acting was as great as ever. Her character's relationship with Helo was that show's best romantic storyline. But, Grace fans got to see her in The Cleaner, as well. And, while that show is pretty corny, her acting is still great, and her beauty still as amazing, as ever. Plus, it pulls in solid ratings for A&E. And, then BSG fans got to see her again as the world's most beautiful Cylon model, when Battlestar Galatica: The Plan hit DVD. On top of that, she, and fellow BSG babe and co-star Tricia Helfer, appeared in what might be the greatest cover in the history of Maxim. The pics of them inside where drool worthy as well. And, thus Grace Park is not only the hottest women in all of TV, but THE babe of year. Congrats, Ms. Grace!And, that dear readers is the end of my list. I hope you enjoyed and liked my picks. Thanks for reading!
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Friday, October 2, 2009
Exxxotica NY- Sept. 26, 2009
The very first thing we saw was this smoking hot Asian girl shaking her ass on a pole.
The first person I went up to was the lovely Jada Cheng. Jada loved my blog on her, from last month, something that made me feel very flattered. And, made me look even more forward to seeing her. She was, of course, with the Sassy Assy booth.
I next went to visit someone else, I know: Joanna Angel and the Burning Angel girls! Joanna was already there, and I bought Girls, Girls, Girls 2 off of her.

, including non-BA babes Penny Flame and Sasha Grey. But, more on them later. This is another booth We then went, next, to Amy Fisher's table. Honestly, I was totally up for meeting her since I saw that she was doing signings in other places. Man, she looks hotter than ever!
This bike was hot
Meggan Mallone
We then, went to see the oh so very cute and pretty Carmen McCarthy. She was charging a mere 5 bucks for an autographed pic or shirt. It's for charity for her sister's cancer. A great cause I say. And, she is a great chick, herself.
My friend John said that Sara Jay was signing. Well, I about flipped out! She was one I kept recommending Exxxotica to get over on their awesome facebook. I did not see her announced, so imagine my surprise when I heard this! As at least some of my friends know, I am a huge fan of this sexy, shapely beauty. She charged 5 for a regular and 10 for topless. Guess which I picked?
One of the girls I was dying to meet was Eva Angelina. A long time fan of hers, I love this Latin beauty. I was so pumped that she would be there. I have to say she is even cuter in person!
I used to watch a lot of Playboy TV's Sex Court
This was to be Penny Flame's last appearance, ever as Penny Flame, as she is now retired. She will be on Celebrity Rehab. It is my friend that got me into her
I then went to get my Pirates II DVD signed by the lovely Jesse Jane
OK, if I had to pick one girl that I had to meet, that would have been Ginger Lynn. You see I had a crush on her since I was a kid, and the fact is I still love her. Cause, she is still hot. The hottest MILF, ever, in my book. This makes her my longest lasting crush, ever. Anyways, I told her about my childhood crush on her and whatnot. She hugged me and was just a total sweetie, as well as being incredibly sexy and flirty. She signed my Devil's Rejects DVD
, she gave me. She's awesome, and I am officially in love! OK, but you see the problem with this line was some people wanted a million things signed. The next line also moved very slowly, but it was Courntey Cummz
Next up was another one we wanted to meet, the lovely Lisa Ann. She has such a sexy, raspy voice! She talked to us for a little while and proved to be very nice and friendly. I likie her!
We were gonna go get some food, but I had to stop cause I saw the super sexy Jayla Starr! I love following her on Twitter, too! I told her this, and she got a pic of us
After getting some chow, our friend John took us to see some new girls, well new to us, anyways. One was the pretty Missy Woods
Then, I went to one of my truest personal favs: Asa Akira (this month's Hot Asian Girl of the Month)! Man, I been crazy about this babe, since I met her last year! She signed a free pic for me
, as well as one of my own DVDs. And, like I said last year I love the fact that she knows how to spell my name. I told her she was one of my favs. She told me she loved me! Damn, that made my day, no week, month?! Year! Hahaha! I LOVE YOU, Asa Akira! I went back to the Sassy Assy booth and got some pics with
Another babe I found through Twitter is the red-hot Isis Taylor
I missed Teagan Presley
Off to the Wicked booth and Jessica Drake
I met Luke
Said friend had noticed the hottie known as Kelly Devine, and so we met her, too. Great ass and curves
Then we went to meet the gorgeous Sasha Grey, again. She signed two of my DVDs, and I told her how I loved her acting in the Girlfriend Experience. Too bad it hit DVD a week later, cause I just got it and would have gotten her to sign it. As, I have said before here, she is great in it, and you need to see it, if you ain't done so, yet. Sahsa is always great to see. She may have gotten there late, but stayed till the end for her fans. Very awesome, she deserves all her success and fans.
I did not think we were gonna get the chance to meet the, oh so cute Sunny Lane, but we did. She signed for free. I love her smile!
I met Nyssa Nevers last year, but she is even hotter now (as if that is humanly possible!)!
Just cause it was later in the event, does not mean the hotness stops. One booth was really hot, with four tasty babes lezzie (inluding the chick who rode the giant schlong) it out
But, as hot as that booth was, the trip back to Sassy Assy was even hotter! Holy Crap! Hot Asian babes posing all sexy and provocatively! This was THE sexiest moment, in my humble opinion. Thank God for hot Asian girls and Sassy Assy! Just enjoy these pics:
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