The 70 Hottest Babes of 2010, pt. 4: 40-31

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The 30 Hottest Scream Queens, pt. 3: 10-1

10. Joanna Angel- The undisputed queen of horror/ porn, Joanna has starred in two of her companies wildest and most infamous movie in the form of Re-Penetrator and The Xxxorcist. In both films not only does she get fucked good, but she gets covered in gore and make-up FX. In fact, I will go on record right now and say that she is THE hottest zombie in the history of cinema. But, Joanna also worked in cult horror, not just of the pornographic kind. She was in the interactive horror DVD game Slumber Party Slaughterhouse along with scream queen Tiffany Shepis and some of her own Burning Angel hotties. Her most recent venture into horror is in the underground movie Warning!!! Pedophile Released, in which, as I understand, she plays the sister of a recently released pedophile scumbag. She's just one of the cutest, hottest, and coolest chicks that ever lived!


9. Ingrid Pitt- One of Hammer horror's most popular and beloved beauties this Polish goddess is, quite simply, one of the genre's sexiest and seductive women. Both of her Hammer roles are in great films and well worth seeing. The Vampire Lovers is sexy stuff as she plays a lesbian vampire, in what is perhaps the hottest movie the studio ever made. Countess Dracula sees Pitt playing Countess Elizabeth Bathory. It's a great performance by her, with a very memorable moment in which comes out nude from the tub, covered in blood! Hot! She also stared in the classic The Wicker Man, and other genre flicks. Pitt has even written articles in genre publications, making her even more worthy of all the love fans give this exquisite, sexy, and busty beauty.

8. Cernia Vincent- This ravishing beauty of Italian decent has it all in the looks department: killer body, sexy skin tone, beautiful eyes, long, dark hair, and an awesome chest. Her most popular role is in my fav of Eli Roth's movies: Cabin Fever. Her scene where she shaves her legs, is well, you won't soon forget it. One of the best horror images of the last decade, I think. You also won't forget her nudity in that movie! She's been some lower budget horror, too, with stuff like Sci-Fi channel flick Sasquatch Mountain, It Waits (which has a cool creature and Cerina, and yet is still underwhelming), and Return to House on Haunted Hill (pretty decent and so much better than the horrid remake it sequelizes). I met Cerina at a Chiller, and she was a total delight, as not only is she breathtakingly beautiful but very friendly and down-to-earth, as well.




7. Tiffany Shepis- To me, and to just about any horror fan, Tiffany is one of the sexiest. coolest, and most fucking hot women doing low budget horror, today. I think she is the modern answer to Linnea Quigley. Shepis has been in a shitload of horror and cult movies. She's worked with Troma, including her earliest role in one of their best films, Tromeo and Juliet. Another great Troma movie she was is Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV. Among my favorite movies she has done are: The Hasing and, what might be her best film, so far, Nightmare Man. In said, film she does a sexy dance, gets nude, and kicks ass with a fucking crossbow! With Tiffany you can always count on sexiness and, many times, nudity. Yay!

6. Debbie Rochon- A woman as beautiful on the outside as she is on the inside, I been a fan of hers since I first saw and heard of her in the pages of the now defunct genre skin-rag Scream Queens Illustrated. Like many of the girls working in the low budget land, Debbie has been in countless of films. She had the best and sexiest role in Tromeo and Juliet playing a pierced lesbian! Yum! Some other memorable Debbie roles include her kicking ass in micro-budget underground horror/ comedy Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!, Tales from the Crapper (a decent little Troma horror/ comedy), Dr. Horror's Erotic House of Idiots (which also stars other horror babes like Ruby LaRocca, Rachel Robbins, and Barbara Joyce), and tons more. And, yeah, not every film she's done is great, but she's always awesome in them, and pleasure to see in any movie. She also happens to be one of the most awesome people at any convention she is at!

5. Caroline Munroe- If I had to pick one woman to have been in Hammer movies as my favorite, then I would go Caroline, who is of the hottest women to have done any genre! She was in the Golden Voyage of Sinbad looking absolutely stunning. Her Hammer work include the decent Dracula A.D. 1972 (her death scene has to be one of the best moments in that one) and the classic Captain Cornos: Vampire Hunter (an amazing film that is so far ahead of it's time). She's known to gorehounds, too, for her work on movies like the disturbing and controversial classic Maniac and The Last Horror Movie (a movie that reunited with her Maniac co-star Joe Spinell). She's pretty much the only reason to see the piece of shit that is Slaughter High and looks smoking hot in Franco's Faceless (yes, the movie I mentioned that Lahie is in), and, lots of other horror and cult flicks. And, while she has never done nudity she will always a be a sight to behold thanks to her amazing beauty.

4. Katie Cassidy- Katie's done a lot of mainstream horror, both on TV and the movies. On TV she got her best role, yet, as the demon Ruby in the third season of the greatest show, ever, Supernatural. She's also on another horror show, Harper's Row (but as I have said before on this blog, I never saw that). She has also been in just about every horror remake: When a Stranger Calls (where she played fellow hottie Camille Belle's friend), Black Xmas (probably my favorite of her movies, and shares movie time with a smoking hot female cast), and the upcoming A Nightmare on Elm Street (man, that one just looks totally underwhelming...). Katie ain't been nude, yet, but I hope she does show some skin someday!


3. Catriona MacColl- This English beauty is most famous to horror fans for breaking hearts in Lucio Fulci classics. She starred in this best film, a huge personal fav, The Beyond. She was also in the awesome movie that he did before that one, City of the Living Dead (aka The Gates of Hell). After those films, this blue-eyed, blonde beauty appeared in the last of her work with Fulci in House by the Cemetery. She been in other genre films, but I sadly can I say I have not seen those. I so need to correct that! But, personally speaking, I think MacColl has one of the prettiest faces to ever appear in a gorefest and is a good actress, too.

2. Barbara Crampton- When I first saw Re-Animator, I was blown away. Not only did it become my all time favorite movie, but it made me want to make movies. And, I developed the hugest crush on it's lead female star, Barbara Crampton. The scene where she is fully nude and fondled and eventually given cunnilingus by a decapitated head just blow my twelve year old mind away. She returned to work with director Stuart Gordon in another Lovecraft film, From Beyond. Again she blew me away, in particular when she was dressed as a dom (pic at the left) and molested by a monster, who fondles her boobs (I guess weird creatures also lust after her!). She continued to do horror movies and soap operas, as well. Which means she might just have the most diverse group of fans of all the lovely ladies on this list!

1. Asia Argento- This woman is horror royalty. Her dad is, afterall, Dario fucking Argento. She's been doing movies for years now, beginning as the young girl in the Argento produced The Church. But, her first major role was in her dad's American made movie, Trauma. I remember having the hugest crush on her after seeing it, and when she got nude in that, wow!!!! Her best acting came, up to that point, came in The Stendhal Syndrome (the best of Argento's weaker post-Opera career). She also tried her own hands at directing and her first film was loosely based on her life, the horrific, tragic, artistic, and beautiful: Scarlet Diva. A few of the scenes in that included real sex. The hottest moment has to be her lesbian love scene with an Italian porn actress. Very, very yummy! Said movie has some great full frontal nudity from her. She's beloved over in Italy but has found success in the US, too. Her best American film is, I think, Land of the Dead for George Romero. She did not get nude in that but, goddamn did she look good!!!!!!


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The Hottest Babes of 2009, pt. 2: 60-51

60. Ming-Na Wen (new) - The lovely Ming-Na has been in the movie biz for a long time. Some of you may remember her from roles such as Chun-Li in the terrible Van Damme flick Street Fighter or last year's shitty Prom Night remake. Currently, this MILFy Asian babe is starring in Stargate Universe. I have liked her since I first saw and like fine wine she only gets better with time!

59. Sarah Silverman (last year- 56) - One of the funniest babes ever, Sarah is just as raunchy as she has ever been and The Sarah Silverman is just as fucking awesome as ever!

58. Kristen Stewart (last year- 57) - Thank God Kristen was in Adventureland this year. Sadly, though most of the coverage she gets is for that Twilight, of which I am officially sick of. Too bad, cause aside from being a babe, Kristen can act and is being wasted on that miserable franchise.

57. Janine Siu (new) - Yes, Playboy still sux but thank God, for models likes the ravishing Ms. Siu. This hottie is quitely simply put one of the yummiest and most beautiful centerfold models I seen in a while. And, her pics I saw this year, where smoking hot!

56. Ashley Greene (last year- 54) - Ms. Greene is simply breathtaking and one need only look at her Maxim layout last month for proof. Too bad, she too is more known for that Twilight shit than anything else. But, there are nude pics of her that appeared this year. Yay!

55. Katie Cassidy (same as last year) - It's been a busy year for the lovely Ms. Cassidy, who was first on both Harper's Island and the new Melrose Place on TV this year. While, I watched neither, I was happy to see her get more exposure. I did like her pics that appeared in Maxim, though.

54. Lisa Ann (new) - Lisa Ann's star just bigger all the time. Her series of films for Hustler, where she plays Sarah Palin, ahve been huge sellers for the company. They have also gotten lots of mainstream coverage. The busty and MILFy beauty was also a real pleasure to meet at this year Exxxotica NY.

53. Katy Perry (new) - OK, I hate fucking music, but the lovely Ms. Perry is beautiful. Those gorgeous blue eyes and that amazing chest make you wanna look at her vids with the mute button on. Plus, she professes that she does indeed like girls. Whether this is true or jsut a way to get a rise out of males is yet to be determined. But, I certainly am all for it. This year has been huge for her with coverage everywhere and lots of radio and TV play of her lame music.

52. Maria Brink (last year- 38) - Metal's resident tattooed beautiful blonde put out a special edition of her band, In This Moment's, The Dream featuring an fucking killer cover of Blondie's classic song Call Me. The band also was on Warp Tour and are currently doing their own tour. But, are you guys coming to NYC?!

51. Kristin Adams (last year- 52) - This babe still graces us with her beauty on G4 by giving cheats on X-Play and sometimes doing the news on Attack of the Show. Personally, speaking seeing the former Miss. Holt is always a pleasure to the eyes!

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2008, pt. 2: 60-51

60. Yuko Kosaka- - I first got introduced to this impossibly, sexy beauty thanks to an episode of Attack of the Show I saw not so long ago. This jaw dropping Japanese gravure model has some of the sexiest, non-nude pics I have seen on the net. Check 'em out for yourself and see what I mean.

59. Vida Guerra- - Cuban goddess Vida Guerra has the greatest ass EVER. She also happens to be one of the most beautiful Latin women, ever, if not the most beautiful. That, dear readers, is saying a lot! But, it's a been a bit of a quiet year for her, otherwise she would have ranked A LOT higher, trust me.

58. Kristy Jo- - Another entry from Charm School: Rock of Love! Man, this show is full of hotties! And, I happen to think that Kristy Jo is the hottest one. She seems like a pretty cool chick, too. Too bad she got kicked out of the show. I was really cheering her on.

57. Kristen Stewart- - Twilight might not be the choice of hardcore gorehounds, but the following to this whole thing is huge. Barely legal hottie Kristen, though, means the guys have something to ogle at, too. Her gorgeous green eyes could break anybody's heart, be it man or vampire!

56. Sarah Silverman- - She is beautiful, leggy, funny, totally politically incorrect, loves porn, and curses a lot. More girls should be like her! That and her show, the aptly named Sarah Silverman Program, is one of the funniest in all of TVdom.

55. Katie Cassidy- - It was great when this blonde beauty appeared on one of the greatest genre TV shows ever, Supernatural. Sadly, her character Ruby got killed (season 3) and was replaced this year (season 4). So, I really miss her kicking ass as the demon who helps the Winschester brothers kick evil's ass. The girl playing her role is OK, but it is not the same, dudes! I hope we get to see her more genre stuff and soon!

55. Ashley Greene- - The hottest babe in Twilight, and there are quite a few, also managed to appear in a sexy shoot for the December 2008 Maxim.

53. Jena Malone- - Jena has always been a cutie, but The Ruins, the cool gorefest based on the bestseller of the same name, proved she has a smoking hot body. Seeing her a bikini and being a drunken tease made for memorable moments in it. Plus, she is the only girl on this list who battled killer plants in South America! That has to account for something, right?

52. Kristin Holt- - She might be the most beautiful babe on all of G4. This leggy goddess would probably be perfect if not for the fact that she is Republican. Well, that and she recently got hitched, hence she is now know as Kristin Adams. Oh well.

51. Dr. Mikannibal- - Revolver has been featuring hot metal chicks pretty much all year, for their regular "Hottest Chicks in Metal" segment. This saxophonist and signer for Japanese black metal band, Sigh, whose latest album an EP entitled A Tribute to Venom is pretty fucking cool, might be the hottest one, yet. She admits to being bi on her myspace, and her interview seems to imply that she enjoys butt sex. Yay!

Katie Cassidy

Last time, I talked a little about the girl who plays Ruby, Katie Cassidy, on the CW’s amazing SUPERNATURAL. Now, I’ll talk about her a little more.

She is actually the daughter of 1970’s pop idol David Cassidy and at 21 is legal to drink. Yay! Anyways, while she was in stuff like CLICK, I am first and foremost, a horror fan, and I will talk about her horror work.

Her first genre flick came in the form of the remake WHEN A STRANGER CALLS. Said film is far from good, (the original, by the way, is not great to begin with, but certainly is entertaining), but, yet somehow, is rather watchable. The lead villain is cool because we never learn shit about him (the opposite of the original). Anyways, Ms. Cassidy is one of the early victims of the killer, as she plays the friend of lead actress Camilla Belle, whom I think is even more beautiful and is one of my fav babes, ever.

Interestingly enough Cassidy’s next foray into horror would be another remake, this one of a film the original WHEN A STRANGER CALLS borrowed heavily from- BLACK CHRISTMAS. In this film, she plays one of a plethora of hot babes being terrorized by serial killer Billy. The original came out before HALLOWEEN or FRIDAY THE 13^TH and is masterpiece, the remake… not so much. That said, it is enjoyable in a purely brain-dead sort of way and works as a slasher with gory violence (especially in the unrated cut) and a shitload of hot babes.

Cassidy is at her best in SUPERNATURAL.

As Ruby, a demon who helps the brothers battle the forces of evil, she kicks some serious ass and looks great doing it. The origin of her character and her revelations she gave about hell and demons are further proof of how good this show is.

With her all-American good looks: pretty face, blue eyes, blond hair, and hot bod; she manages to shine on a show that almost always features smolderingly hot chicks. While, she has not yet disrobed, here is to hoping that she will soon and will keep doing work with my beloved genre.

SUPERNATURAL

I don't know if any of you are fans of SUPERNATURAL, but I can tell you this... you should be!

I have been with the show since the beginning, and it keeps getting better. Unlike shows like LOST (which i stopped watching long ago) and HEROES (which i more than likely will stop watching), the quailty on SUPERNATURAL is always high. It is my fav show, followed way closely by Showtime's phenomenal DEXTER, currently on TV.

Both of the lead characters are so well played by the actors and the supporting cast is amazing. There are cool monsters and creatures, graphic violence (espeacilly for TV!), and hot babes galore.

This season has out-done itself. And, last night's episode, the last new one in a while, was truly amazing. Not only was it the best episode of the season, but it was one of the best episodes ever. It perfectly merged John Carpenter's ASSUALT ON PRECIENT 13 with George Romero's NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD with a hint of THE EXCORCIST. In it, the two brothers were in jail and had to fend off, along with those in the preceint, a slew of citizens poessessed by demons trying to kill the brothers. The dark ending was jaw dropping and truly fucking amazing. Plus, this epsiode had both recurring babes Ruby (played by blonde beauty Katie Cassidy who was also in both remakes of WHEN A STRANGER CALLS and BLACK CHRISTMAS) AND Bela (Lauren Cohan)!

This TV horror at it's fucking best. Get with the program and watch it already!