Random Hotness XIII: All Hotties Day

Truth be told this March day is far from being hot, here in NY. But, I hope this makes your day considerably hotter!

Adrianne Palicki- Last time I mentioned that Liz Hurley, and her incredible cleavage, would be playing the villianess in the Wonder Woman TV series. Well, it's Ms. Palicki that plays DC's Amazon. I honestly don't know much about this chick. And, yeah she's a babe, but I think Hurley's hotter. Not sure she's a the right choice for WW. I guess only time will tell. That said, she looks good in the outfit. But, I think she should have worn the shorts. I am a firm believer in more skin! Honest to God, though, I think this show will be probably be crap.




Dana Delany- And speaking of new TV shows, the always MILFy Dana Delany will be starring in some new medical drama called Body of Proof. It premieres March 29, 2011. Will it be good? Beats the fuck out of me. Will I watch it? Uh, maybe. I don't know. If I do, it will only because of the hotness of Ms. Delany. I've long liked her, and I think she still looks gorgeous. She definitely looks delicious in the ads:


Jamie Chung- One of this blog's most beloved girls is starring in what is easily the biggest release of the month, in particular as far as fellow geeks go: Sucker Punch!!!!! This is one of my most anticipated movies, this year. Now, I think she's the hottest babe in the whole movie. I, personally, think she's one of the most beautiful women in all of Hollywood. Anyways, she plays Amber in the movie. Aside, form her being in the movie, it does genuinely look ass kicking and cool. That and I like the director. His Dawn of the Dead remake was OK, at best, but 3oo was badass! But, it's his Watchmen that fucking rules. If it turns out good, this one could be a classic. Regardless, Chung is living perfection and a true goddess!




Tori Black- Now, let's talk about Tori Black. Last night, I started watching my blu-ray of Pornstar Superheroes, which I promise to review when, I'm done; and I was taken (AGAIN!) by her stunning beauty. I actually don't have anything new to really add to what I have said countless of times about her in past. Mostly, this is just an excuse to post more pics of her. I'm sure you are not complaining about that, right? Wait actually, I can say one more thing. She played Catwoman in the Batman XXX movie and Wonder Woman in that porn parody. Which ties her into the first girl I talked about, here! Score! Actually, I think she is hotter than Adrianne, and looks better in the outfit. Plus, the outfit is sexier. See, how much the shorts help? When, in doubt always go with the classic look, I say!Alexandria Daddario- I never really knew much about this babe, until I saw her this Saturday in Bereavement the superior prequel to the director's own, enjoyable Malevolence. This prequel is just merciless and mean-spirited to the bone. Speaking of bones, Ms. Daddario might just give you a boner in this movie. She has a very impressive rack. And, while she ain't nude, you can still stare in awe of them in the movie. They are a very specail effect, in their own right!

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2010, pt. 7, 10-1

10. Angelina Armani (last year 11)- This blog has long supported the beautiful Ms. Armani, and I am happy to see that she is on the verge of becoming the next big scream queen! Her role in Chromeskull: Laid to Rest II, is sure to be beginning of this beautiful and sweet fellow fan a horror heartbreaker. I also has the pleasure of interviewing her this month, for the Gorezone.net. I think that 2011 will be a HUGE year for her. Mark my words, readers and friends, a like!



9. Megan Fox (last year 10)- Ok, so this year she started in a comic book film that tanked at the box office (Jonah Hex), but come on, it's Megan fucking Fox! Easily one of the most beautiful and sexy women in Hollywood, ever! She has some upcoming films, which good or bad, have at least some degree of curiosity from me, just cause of her!





8. Tia Ling (new)- Tia's debut on the list manages to make to the top ten because, well, anyone who has seen her porn knows how hot she fucking is!! She is exceptionally beautiful and sexy as hell. She has a great site and is very cool to her fans, as far interaction goes. I been vigorously enjoying her work this year, and I'm sure I will continue to do so for many years to come!!!





7. Audrina Patridge (last year 4)- The most beautiful woman in the history of reality TV was seen for the last time on that shit show, The Hills, as it ended it's run on MTV this year. She then appeared on Dancing with the Stars, another shit show I don't watch. Here's to hoping she will do something cool like Sorority Row, again!





6. Olivia Munn (last year 5)- She left Attack of the Show this year, and G4 still couldn't stop showing her face on ads for the program! She did a nice little lay out for Maxim, among others. She also got a gig on The Daily Show and a new sitcom Perfect Couples. I love her and all, but I ain't watchin' that shit. Sorry. As for her cameo in Iron Man 2, I got all excited when I saw her, but if you blinked, you missed her! The same goes for The Social Network, says my friend. Regardless, of it all Munn will always be a favorite here, moreso after I had the pleasure to meeting her earlier this year. She signed her book, Suck It, Wonder Woman!, which went on to become a bestseller. It's a fun read for sure! :)

5. Joanna Angel (last year 3)- She is still the reigning queen of alt-porn and her company BurningAngel still rules. To me, one of the best Attack of the Show moments, this year, was her Halloween review of horror movies on DVD and blu-ray.




4. Asa Akira (same)- I am so glad to see that Asa's popularity continues to grow. Every time I see her I am amazed by her beauty. Asa got lots of props this year, in particular for her movie, Asa Akira Is Insatiable, a movie I NEED to fucking see and own!!! Plus, she got two of her own Two in the Shirt (TITS), T-shirts (try saying that five times real fast!), one of which I proudly own! Honestly, I think Asa's star will continue to rise. So, that means 2011 might just be her year!!!




3. Sasha Grey (last year 7)- OK, so she's retired from porn, now. But, she did pose for Playboy, and got nude on Entourage. There she got even more mainstream exposure (in more ways than one, I suppose!). She continued to appear on G4, and has made other hottest babes lists. But, hey, this blog's been supporting her way before those other non-porn sites ever did. So there!!!


2. Jamie Chung (last year 3)- Speaking of supporting a babe, few have gotten the love that Chung gets here. From the get go, I been telling you guys how amazing she is. It looks like the rest of the world, is finally catching up. Next year, she will be in Sucker Punch, a movie fans have been talking about for a good part of this year!!!! Here is hoping she gets lots of attention when that film comes out, and it ain't all directed to just her co-stars.




1. Grace Park (same)- Grace is the first girl to keep her #1 spot on this list! Yay! Park remains TV's single most beautiful woman. And, her role in the badass Hawaii Five-O proves it. I flip out for her in a bikini, but love it when she classes it up, too. Hell, she even made an electrician uniform look hot!! Plus, we get to see her kick ass! And, it once again manages to show us what a great actress she is. The show is a hit (deservedly so), so we can expect more seasons to drool over her, at least I hope so! My TV and I would not be happy without our Park fix.



And, that dear friends, ends another list. I hope you guys enjoyed it. I wanna wish you all a happy, fun, drunk, but, above all, safe New Year's! Here's to hoping 2011 will bring us lots of cool new shit and more hot babes, of course!

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The Top 20 Actresses Who Should Have Been Nude in Horror Movies, Pt.2: 10-1

10. Katherine Heigel in Bride of Chucky- Ms. Heigel has been in some truly godawful movies after this one. And, while her star has risen my interest in her has dropped. That said, she looked fucking gorgeous in this one and should have dropped her top. Chucky might have have dumped his main squeeze if he, and us, had seen seen Heigel's chest!



9. Elizabeth Banks in Slither- Banks is one of my fav actresses out there. Aside, from being beautiful, she really can act. I also happen to think she has quite a nice behind. She looked quite delicious in this sci-fi/ horror flick. As good as this movie is; imagine the classic it would have been if Banks had bared her goods! I mean even clothed she is drool worthy!



8. Jennifer Rubin A Nightmare on Elm Street pt. 3: Dream Warriors- I've liked metal/ punk/ goth girls since my earliest memories. And, of the earliest crushes of girls like that, for me, had to be the beautiful Jennifer Rubin as Taryn in the classic Nightmare sequel Dream Warriors. In her dreams, she is "beautiful and bad!" Sadly, she is also clothed! That said, the skin tight leather outfit she has on is HOT as fuck!




7. Ali Larter in Final Destination 1 & 2- I've been a fan of the beautiful Ms. Larter since the first Final Destination movie. Why it took so long for the rest of the world to catch up, I don't fucking know. Wait, maybe I do. It's cause she kept her clothing on! Had she been naked; she would have been a huge star without the help of that shitty Heroes TV show. Trust me! I know these things!

6. Eihi Shiina in Tokyo Gore Police- The former model and stunning actress of Takashi Miike's classic Audition looked absolutely stunning in this fun and over the top splatter flick. But, she kept her clothing on! I mean there is no better way to battle mutants than being in the nude. Even moreso if you are a hot chick! So, let this be a lesson to all you beautiful women out there reading this, THE best way to battle mutants is for you to be naked!

5. Jennifer Love Hewitt in I Know what You Did Last Summer- In keeping with the terrible trend of women not showing their naughty bits in the 90s in slasher films, IKWYDLS had the beautiful Jennifer Love Hewitt, and her boobs, but yet no skin! I mean clearly her chest is a weapon of mass destruction, or at least the cause of mass tissues being destroyed by those using them! Sure she wears tight clothing and even gets wet, but it ain't the same! The culprit here is, once again, screenwriter Kevin Williamson! Damn you, for this horrible fucking trend! This blog is not your friend, Mr. Williamson!

4. Jessica Alba in Idle Hands- Honest to God this fucking movie is atrocious! It is neither funny nor gory. It is just plain fucking stupid. But, there are two good things. The first is Seth Green as a pothead zombie. The other thing this is the movie that introduced me, and most of the world, to the beautiful Jessica Alba. I remember looking at the Fangoria issue with this movie in it and seeing her pic, and being like, "Damn!". She looked unquestionably hot and there are some nice panty shots of her ass. But, alas Ms. Alba did not bare, herself. Worst of all, she has a no nudity clause, so that even when the role calls for it (Sin City, where she played the stripper Nancy), she won't do it! Damn it! Ms. Alba, you need to stop torturing us! Bare your skin! I think it might even solve world hunger if you did! So, do it for the well being of the world!

3. Elisha Cuthbert in Captivity- While, I think House of Wax is a better movie, I think this is the movie where the nudity fit best (not that should ever stop any of you aspiring filmmakers from adding skin to your movie!). I actually like this controversial little torture porn flick. But, think about it, as she is held captive by our mysterious antagonist, he gets to see a lot of her. That includes a sex scene. But, even then we don't see shit. Come on! That's a rip-off right there!




2. Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body- OK, this is the one that I am most disappointed with. Back when we first heard of this film, there were nude pics that got leaked out of the beautiful Ms. Fox, even if it was in a see-through body suit. Sadly, those scenes got cut out or were never used or whatever the case maybe. It was lame move. She does look hot as hell in the movie and makes out with Amanda Seyfried, but that is not enough, dear readers! Perhaps, the filmmakers thought that by having Fox nude there would be nuclear explosion of hotness that would have been dangerous for humanity. I say, dear filmmakers, I understand your concern, but we people are willing take that risk in hopes of seeing Megan's body in all of its' glory!

1. Jamie Chung in Sorority Row- This one should be no shock to those of you who are long and loyal readers here. I actually enjoy this movie, quite a bit. And, while there is skin; it ain't from the girls that the movie's plot actually revolves around. The cast is beautiful, including Audrina Patridge (but we seen her nude already!), but the hottest, to me, is this beautiful Korean goddess. The still of her that I used here is from her in the hot tube, but the camera cuts away, right as she takes her top off. So, we don't see shit! Damn you camera! Damn you straight to hell! That scene alone would have made this movie get renamed Hot Tub Nude Machine in Sorority Row! If, Ms. Chung ever gets nude it will help achieve world peace. I promise you everything will be better and happier on this plant, if not in the whole entire universe! So, Jamie the fate of the Earth hands on your shoulders, er I mean your bra. Make the right choice!

Hope you guys liked this list. If there is any girl you think is missing from here, please do tell! I would love to hear your thoughts! Oh, and don't be shy. We all think and talk about the same stuff, here!

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SORORITY ROW

My latest DVD review for the Gorezone is slasher flick, and kind of remake of House on Sorority Row, Sorority Row. You can read it here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/stu/sororityrow.html

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Random Hotness XI: Hotness Goes to the Net

Being that I am bored out of my fucking mind, the fact that I ain't blogged in what feels like a while, and that I definitely ain't done one of these blogs in ages, I felt like I would brighten your day and talk about some random hotties.

Mariah Carey- She received an award for breakthrough performance for Precious at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. But, she was drunk when she got the award! I LOVE drunk chicks! Yay! Here is the vid:

Plus, I found pics of her wondrous cleavage, like this one: Aren't you glad I share?

Sasha Grey- A girl who gets a lot of love at this blog is, of course, the beautiful Sasha Grey. She won a bunch of awards at this year's AVNs. Here she is thanking the AVNs:

She will also be co-hosting the AEE special on G4 that airs this Valentine's Day. What a perfect babe to not only to host it, but a great choice to spend V-Day with! For more info go here: http://g4tv.com/valentines2010/

Jamie Chung- Another HUGE fav of mine and frequently mentioned in this blog babe is, of course, this Korean beauty. Coming back early from work I picked up the November/ December issue of Complex with Eliza Dushku on the cover. And, while I do like her, it is Jamie's presence in the mag that made me pick it up. There are some great pics inside of her and an awesome interview. She seems to date a lot of guys who don't appreciate her. What the fuck? Who would not appreciate this goddess?! What a bunch of douchebags! Anyways, here is an extra sexy vid from that shoot:


The Girls of Spartacus: Blood and Sand- This Sam (The Evil Dead Trilogy) Raimi produced sword and sandals series just started this Friday on Starz and looks to be great. While, it overdo the CGI it is a badass guy's show filled with great acting, ultra-gore, and HOT babes. Two of them, Erin (Bitch Slap) Cummings and, my favorite so far, Viva Bianca , have already been nude. Lucy (Xena: Warrior Princess and Battlestar Galatica) Lawless is said to be nude in an upcoming episodes (this week's from what I been told). Be sure to watch this TV show! I know I am!

Kristin Kreuk- Speaking of TV shows... on Twitter, last night, I read that the beautiful Ms. Kreuk would be on NBC's Chuck. I flipped to it for a few minutes, she was riding a plane and sitting next to him . Lucky bastard! Like a fellow OMFG (that's Olivia Munn Fan Group) member said she's never looked hotter! Who the hell wouldn't want to sit next to a superbabe (pun NOT intended) like her on a plane? That said even even with her and former WWF champion and all around badass Stone Cold Steve Austin being in the episode, I still do not give a flying fuck about this show. Oh well.

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