The 30 Hottest Scream Queens, pt. 3: 10-1

10. Joanna Angel- The undisputed queen of horror/ porn, Joanna has starred in two of her companies wildest and most infamous movie in the form of Re-Penetrator and The Xxxorcist. In both films not only does she get fucked good, but she gets covered in gore and make-up FX. In fact, I will go on record right now and say that she is THE hottest zombie in the history of cinema. But, Joanna also worked in cult horror, not just of the pornographic kind. She was in the interactive horror DVD game Slumber Party Slaughterhouse along with scream queen Tiffany Shepis and some of her own Burning Angel hotties. Her most recent venture into horror is in the underground movie Warning!!! Pedophile Released, in which, as I understand, she plays the sister of a recently released pedophile scumbag. She's just one of the cutest, hottest, and coolest chicks that ever lived!


9. Ingrid Pitt- One of Hammer horror's most popular and beloved beauties this Polish goddess is, quite simply, one of the genre's sexiest and seductive women. Both of her Hammer roles are in great films and well worth seeing. The Vampire Lovers is sexy stuff as she plays a lesbian vampire, in what is perhaps the hottest movie the studio ever made. Countess Dracula sees Pitt playing Countess Elizabeth Bathory. It's a great performance by her, with a very memorable moment in which comes out nude from the tub, covered in blood! Hot! She also stared in the classic The Wicker Man, and other genre flicks. Pitt has even written articles in genre publications, making her even more worthy of all the love fans give this exquisite, sexy, and busty beauty.

8. Cernia Vincent- This ravishing beauty of Italian decent has it all in the looks department: killer body, sexy skin tone, beautiful eyes, long, dark hair, and an awesome chest. Her most popular role is in my fav of Eli Roth's movies: Cabin Fever. Her scene where she shaves her legs, is well, you won't soon forget it. One of the best horror images of the last decade, I think. You also won't forget her nudity in that movie! She's been some lower budget horror, too, with stuff like Sci-Fi channel flick Sasquatch Mountain, It Waits (which has a cool creature and Cerina, and yet is still underwhelming), and Return to House on Haunted Hill (pretty decent and so much better than the horrid remake it sequelizes). I met Cerina at a Chiller, and she was a total delight, as not only is she breathtakingly beautiful but very friendly and down-to-earth, as well.




7. Tiffany Shepis- To me, and to just about any horror fan, Tiffany is one of the sexiest. coolest, and most fucking hot women doing low budget horror, today. I think she is the modern answer to Linnea Quigley. Shepis has been in a shitload of horror and cult movies. She's worked with Troma, including her earliest role in one of their best films, Tromeo and Juliet. Another great Troma movie she was is Citizen Toxie: The Toxic Avenger IV. Among my favorite movies she has done are: The Hasing and, what might be her best film, so far, Nightmare Man. In said, film she does a sexy dance, gets nude, and kicks ass with a fucking crossbow! With Tiffany you can always count on sexiness and, many times, nudity. Yay!

6. Debbie Rochon- A woman as beautiful on the outside as she is on the inside, I been a fan of hers since I first saw and heard of her in the pages of the now defunct genre skin-rag Scream Queens Illustrated. Like many of the girls working in the low budget land, Debbie has been in countless of films. She had the best and sexiest role in Tromeo and Juliet playing a pierced lesbian! Yum! Some other memorable Debbie roles include her kicking ass in micro-budget underground horror/ comedy Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker!, Tales from the Crapper (a decent little Troma horror/ comedy), Dr. Horror's Erotic House of Idiots (which also stars other horror babes like Ruby LaRocca, Rachel Robbins, and Barbara Joyce), and tons more. And, yeah, not every film she's done is great, but she's always awesome in them, and pleasure to see in any movie. She also happens to be one of the most awesome people at any convention she is at!

5. Caroline Munroe- If I had to pick one woman to have been in Hammer movies as my favorite, then I would go Caroline, who is of the hottest women to have done any genre! She was in the Golden Voyage of Sinbad looking absolutely stunning. Her Hammer work include the decent Dracula A.D. 1972 (her death scene has to be one of the best moments in that one) and the classic Captain Cornos: Vampire Hunter (an amazing film that is so far ahead of it's time). She's known to gorehounds, too, for her work on movies like the disturbing and controversial classic Maniac and The Last Horror Movie (a movie that reunited with her Maniac co-star Joe Spinell). She's pretty much the only reason to see the piece of shit that is Slaughter High and looks smoking hot in Franco's Faceless (yes, the movie I mentioned that Lahie is in), and, lots of other horror and cult flicks. And, while she has never done nudity she will always a be a sight to behold thanks to her amazing beauty.

4. Katie Cassidy- Katie's done a lot of mainstream horror, both on TV and the movies. On TV she got her best role, yet, as the demon Ruby in the third season of the greatest show, ever, Supernatural. She's also on another horror show, Harper's Row (but as I have said before on this blog, I never saw that). She has also been in just about every horror remake: When a Stranger Calls (where she played fellow hottie Camille Belle's friend), Black Xmas (probably my favorite of her movies, and shares movie time with a smoking hot female cast), and the upcoming A Nightmare on Elm Street (man, that one just looks totally underwhelming...). Katie ain't been nude, yet, but I hope she does show some skin someday!


3. Catriona MacColl- This English beauty is most famous to horror fans for breaking hearts in Lucio Fulci classics. She starred in this best film, a huge personal fav, The Beyond. She was also in the awesome movie that he did before that one, City of the Living Dead (aka The Gates of Hell). After those films, this blue-eyed, blonde beauty appeared in the last of her work with Fulci in House by the Cemetery. She been in other genre films, but I sadly can I say I have not seen those. I so need to correct that! But, personally speaking, I think MacColl has one of the prettiest faces to ever appear in a gorefest and is a good actress, too.

2. Barbara Crampton- When I first saw Re-Animator, I was blown away. Not only did it become my all time favorite movie, but it made me want to make movies. And, I developed the hugest crush on it's lead female star, Barbara Crampton. The scene where she is fully nude and fondled and eventually given cunnilingus by a decapitated head just blow my twelve year old mind away. She returned to work with director Stuart Gordon in another Lovecraft film, From Beyond. Again she blew me away, in particular when she was dressed as a dom (pic at the left) and molested by a monster, who fondles her boobs (I guess weird creatures also lust after her!). She continued to do horror movies and soap operas, as well. Which means she might just have the most diverse group of fans of all the lovely ladies on this list!

1. Asia Argento- This woman is horror royalty. Her dad is, afterall, Dario fucking Argento. She's been doing movies for years now, beginning as the young girl in the Argento produced The Church. But, her first major role was in her dad's American made movie, Trauma. I remember having the hugest crush on her after seeing it, and when she got nude in that, wow!!!! Her best acting came, up to that point, came in The Stendhal Syndrome (the best of Argento's weaker post-Opera career). She also tried her own hands at directing and her first film was loosely based on her life, the horrific, tragic, artistic, and beautiful: Scarlet Diva. A few of the scenes in that included real sex. The hottest moment has to be her lesbian love scene with an Italian porn actress. Very, very yummy! Said movie has some great full frontal nudity from her. She's beloved over in Italy but has found success in the US, too. Her best American film is, I think, Land of the Dead for George Romero. She did not get nude in that but, goddamn did she look good!!!!!!


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The Hottest Babes of 2009, pt. 5, 30-21

30. Kara Tai (last year- 28) - I still think this Floridian beauty is unjustly underrated in the porn biz. With a beautiful face, sexy skin tone, and body to die for, she should be one of the biggest stars in the biz. And having seen some of her work this year, I can assure you that she fucking smolders whenever she is on screen!

29. Kristin Kreuk (new) - Having starred as the hottest video game babe in history, Chun-Li, in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (of course!) this drop-dead gorgeous beauty proved she could kick ass, as well as provide some solid acting. Her appearance on Attack of the Show, to promote said film, was one of my fav interviews on that show, this whole year. And, regardless what you may think of that film (I enjoyed it, for what it is worth) you cannot deny that she she might have one of the most beautiful pairs of eyes in the whole entire world!

28. Moon Bloodgood (new) - This exotic babe also appeared int eh aforementioned Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (damn! what a beautiful Asian cast that film had!), as well as Terminator: Salvation. I did not see that one, nor am I in any rush to do so, but I have heard about nudie scene of hers that got cut out for the PG-13 rating. I did see her sexy as hell pics for Maxim, though, and I can assure that she is one of the most utmost sexy actresses out there!

27. Betsy Rue (new) - She was the nude chick in the very enjoyable remake My Bloody Valentine 3D, and that meant her FULL FRONTAL nudity was in motherfucking 3D! If that does not warranty an appearance on this list, then what the fuck does?

26. Kelly Hu (new) - Truly one of the world's most undeniably beautiful women, this babe is still quite the busy honey. This year she did cartoon and video game voices as well as being on TV shows and movies (The Tournament, which I so need to see!) . She even appeared at the Big Apple Con in New York in September, which I sadly missed, as she is on the very top of my list of actresses I wanna meet. Not only that but she is 41 years old, believe it or not! A true goddess of the highest order.

25. Maryse Ouellet (new) - The WWE is overrun with interchangeable blonde, big boobie chicks, so to stand out, you have to be a truly unique vision of beauty. French Canadian Maryse is most certainly that. Plus, she has is just awesome as her snotty heel character, and, biggest props of all, her in-ring abilities have improved greatly. She held the Divas' Title but eventually jobbed it and was out of commission for some time due to an injury. But, any time she was/is on TV, she proved/proves to be one of the few reasons to actually watch the crap-fest that is Monday Night Raw.

24. Jasmine Mai (new) - One of the hottest and down right sexiest Import Models on God's green Earth, Jasmine continues to get yumier with each day. Plus, appearances at shows or cons like Chiller in April 2009 continue to prove that she's not just a pretty face, but one of the friendliest and coolest babes in the convention circuit.

23. Kaylani Lei (same) - My second absolute fav contract girl this smart, beautiful, and friendly Wicked Pictures starlet remains at the very top of her game. Any time she in a film, you know she will fucking burn the screen with her hotness. So much so that she, very rightfully so, got AVN awards this year for her performance in last year's awesome The Wicked (best actress and best group sex scene).

22. Alison Haislip (last year- 21) -Let me tell you something, anytime I see this babe on Attack of the Show, I am a happy camper. And, the short hair she got this year made her even hotter. With her great, bubbly personality, she is the very definition of the word cute. Along with the earlier ranked, in this list, Kristin Adams, she is one of the few girls that I actually like replacing Olivia Munn, whenever she is out.

21. Tiffany Shepis (last year- 23) - Aside from continuing to star in genre films, this year she also had her own advice column in Arrow in the Head. She is perhaps the sexiest American horror actress in the history of the genre. Tiffany may also be the coolest. Few people can be that perfect mix of sexy, playfulness, humor, and down-to-earth approachability that she has. Any time she does a convention one just has to go up to her. This year, at the October Chiller, she even hooked my two friends who could not make it to the show, with a free autograph. Is there any wonder why this babe has such an ardent fan following?

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2008, pt. 5: 30-21

30. Angelina Armani- - This tall, leggy, Russian New Yorker with supermodel good looks was formerly known as Ariana Armani, but now goes by Angelina Armani. She is Digital Playground's newest contract girl. She was also extremely sexy and cool when I met her at Exxxotica NY, this year. I have a feeling next will be huge for her!

29. Jandi Lin- - With sexy tattoos and a beautiful face this naturally stunning Asian porn goddess has rapid become one of my fav performers in the biz, today. She pretty much exudes sexuality from every pore in her body.

28. Kara Tai- - This Floridan goddess has, in a very short period of time, taken my heart. She is so beautiful and sexy, it is hard not love her. Besides, I think she has one of the coolest names I have seen in a while!

27. Camilla Belle- - I did not bother seeing her newest movie 10,000 B.C., but I ain't in no rush to do so, anyways. Still, she has one of the most beautiful faces in all of Hollywood. She is also a very talented actress. Totally underrated and I don't know why!

26. Sophia Bush- - The One Tree Hill actress has not been in any bad horror movies this year (unlike last year's The Hitcher and 2006's Stay Alive), but she is with a shadow of a doubt one of the most stunning, breath taking, awe-inspiring beauties to ever please our eyes.

25. Christine "ForBiddeN" Dolce- - This dream come true for rocker chick lovers is, along with Tila Tequila, one of the two most famous babes on all of myspace. Cool, sexy, beautiful, how in the fuck could you not be in love with her?

24. Grace Kim- - Playboy is guilty of boring me to tears with their interchangeable looking blonde bimbos. So thank God, for Grace Kim who is quite simply put the most beautiful Playmate in ages. She is a breath of fresh air. And, with her love of Guitar Hero, a nerd's wet-dream come true.

23. Kaylani Lei- - Wicked Pictures' beautiful contract star, Kaylani Lei, kicked major fucking ass, and showed how nice her ass is, in horror/ porno crossover The Wicked. She was also really cool and smart when I had the pleasure of interviewing her for the Gorezone.net, earlier this year.

22. Tiffany Shepis- - Perhaps the sexiest horror actress ever, Tiffany Shepis rules. And, she rules conventions she appears at, too, as proven by her two appearances at Chiller this year.

21. Alison Haislip- - The cutest, prettiest, yummiest girl on G4, Alison has become a fan favorite fast. She has a great attitude, and makes any appearance of hers on Attack of the Show or Whacked Out Videos worth watching.

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Chiller Theatre- Oct. 25, 2008

On October 25, 2008 we went to the always awesome Chiller Theatre. Along with Exxxotica NY this remains THE best con in the world. Not the NY Comic Con and certainly not Fangoria's Weekend of Horrors.

This time it was Alan, Aisha, Matt, Rachel, and, of course, yours truly. Yeah, I know the group always changes, but whatcha gonna do? Anywho, we got there, and met up with our friend, Pat.

After checking in the hotel, we went in to the con. I should mention that weather sucked ass that day, as it was raining, and this was THE most packed Chiller, ever. It also had the most and biggest guests, ever. So much so that they bought back the tent! I ain't seen that since Chiller moved to this hotel! Anyways, our first stop was the tent.

There we saw the beautiful and sexy Tiffany Shepis, who did remember us! Considering we drank that bad vodka with in May; it is hard to forget us! Anways, she was cool, fun, and friendly like always. I bought a copy of Slumber Party Slaughterhouse, which she signed. I wanted to pick this one up, since it has her AND Joanna Angel and, as I would later learn, a bunch of other Burning Angel girls! Score! Goddamn, is Tiff a hottie!

Next up was the ravishing Josie Lee. I been dying to meet her for a while, I missed her last year in Oct., but I would not miss her again! She looks AMAZING in person! And, she was so sweet and personable. She talked to me and told that the outfit she had on that day is the same one she wore in Peach Ultra Vixens: Asians, which I bought from her so she could sign. It was really a pleasure to meet her, and she has won herself a fan for life in me. Josie Lee rulz!

Another person I wanted to meet was Richard Hatch. I love his role as Tom Zareck in the new Battlestar Galatica. So, I had to get him to sign my DVD of the first season. I told how much I loved his role, and he came off as very gracious. Really nice guy.

Another person I had to meet was Catorina MacCall. You see The Beyond is one of my fav films ever. I also had a major crush on her when I saw the film as a college student. I told her she was one of my fav genre actresses and that The Beyond is one of my fav films, ever. She too, was very sweet and gracious. She signed my copy of said film.

Next the Wolfpac (that would be me- G-Pac, Alan- The Lone Wolfe, and Matt- Big Sexy) met Big Sexy Kevin Nash. He signed my nWo DVD , and we got a group pic with him. This after Matt introduced us as the Wolfpac, our gimmick names included! Nash must thought we were total dorks! But he was still cool as hell!

After doing some shopping, we got some food. I then went off to meet Erica Smith, who I had not met before. She was so beautiful! She was sitting with Misty Mundae, who I have met a shitload of times. They signed my newly bought copy of Shock-O-Rama.

As always I bought a shitload of movies and stuff: Flower and Snake, Rika, and The Tokyo Shock triple Feature (Japanese Hell, Cursed, and Samurai Chicks), as well as the Cobra HISS Tank Driver, that I needed.

By the way, I must say it was very cool to hang with Pat, when he is dressed as Dr. Satan. People love to come up to him for pics and shit, including many a hottie!

There were lots of cool costumes at Chiller, but most I saw at the party. But I did stop this one hottie, who is the HOTTEST Princess Leia, I ever seen! Maybe, even hotter than Olivia Munn, maybe... Oh yeah, if you are wondering why have glasses on, well, I was feeling a little sick. But, worry not I felt better soon after!

As always is the case, the Chiller party owned! As I said before the party had some cool costumes. Check out the Batman villains. Freddy tried to kill me! The party was so awesome even Sarah Palin got in on the fun! I think these pics would do wonders for their campaign! Which reminds me I need to see that porno Nailing Palin! My friend Victor went as Charles Manson. Anyways, since I ran into him, I also ran into my friend Ruby LaRocca. but, by that point I was drunk and she was wearing a blonde wig. So, I did not recognize her, until she was like"Gio!". You can imagine how embarrassed I was! But, she is such a sweetie! So, I am sure all was fine!

The party itself had great music, as always by the Dead Elvi. There was a wedding, and Zacherly turned 91! He looked good for his age and was very peppy. God bless him!

Then Kip Winger played. I am NOT a fan of Winger, but had a great time signing along to his five song acoustic set. After him, Gregg Brady sang! That made the American Gladiators come out and rock!

As I said, I was pretty drunk, but that's the way Chiller should be! Everyone was drunk and of course there were hot babes. As always, Sci-Fi Ninja Theatre's Vinny was there to talk to the babes. These girls were hot! Yep, I had an AWESOME time!

Uhm, so where the hell were you?!

The next day, we said bye to Pat, and went to the pancake place, as has been the tradition since last October. As with last Oct, I had some awesome BACON! Bacon is the food of the gods!!!!! It was a nice end to another great Chiller.

Here's to the next one in April!