The Master Does Las Vegas (Again) June 2011, Pt. 3

Monday was our last full day, so we had to make THE most of it! We hadn't hit the pool, just yet, so we had to that day. By the way, it bares mentioning, that we had a beautiful view of Vegas from our room. God, how I LOVE this place!!



Anyway, we had a quickie breakfast at Starbucks (mocha frap FTW!), and enjoyed it poolside. The Mirage pool is large and beautiful. Getting service is not easy, though, as I think they need more girls to work the pool area. The one servicing us, was pregnant and working her butt off. Come on, I know the economy ain't so hot in Vegas. Hire more girls and help the unemployed goddamn it!



Anyway, back to the pool. There is a huge sitting area, though sometimes it might be hard to find space. Get there early and try to get under the shade. Trust me on this one! The waterfall at the pool is gorgeous and is probably my favorite thing about it. There were some pretty girls at poolside and in the pool, itself. Including, at least one, who was coming out of her top!



In trying to figure what to do next Alan and I decided to hit the Auto Collection at the Imperial Palace. They have some amazing cars, including a shitload of Rolls Royaces. There ain't much more to say, so instead, here are just SOME of the many, many pics I took there:

We went back to the hotel to get changed for our final night in LV. I took one of the last looks at the strip that might have till next time. Breathtaking!



I decided to wear my Courtney Cummz limited edition(as in no longer available, sorry guys!) Two in the Shirt Tee. It felt like the perfect shirt for hitting the adult shop and a night on the town (it was!). By the way, this pic is the basis for my current Twitter avatar.



Matt and I hit the Brazilian steakhouse Samba in the Mirage, itself. The food, though, steap, is delicious and well worth the price.



Next it was off to the Adult Emporium on Tropicana Blvd. This 24 hour store has a HUGE sellection of great porn and adult toys. While, you can get better prices at most stores in NYC (moreso a few in Times Square and Union Square), I still found some nice deals including a great one on Bombshell Bottoms #4 from Vouyer Media starring, among others, Asa Akira. I been meaning to pick it up for a long time. I had been wanting to go to this store since my first trip. I recommend my fellow fans of adult cinema to give the place a look if you can.



The MGM Grand was our next stop. It remains one of my fav places in Vegas. I bring this mostly to mention that Rouge ,which I mentioned drinking with girl last year, was nice and quiet as I passed by. Conclusion: it's a great bar to hit with a girl, but moreso on the weekdays, not the weekends. It's too crowded and wild on the weekends, hence, you won't get to talk to her as well. Perfect on the weekdays, though. Oh, and I was once again reminded that New York, New York blows if your from the east-coast. They only thing they got right was the smell in the back of the hotel. It reminded me of smell of the Village in the summer!



We them hit our final destination for the night: Rockhouse. Recommended/ mentioned to me by friends, both female and one a Vegas regular, the other lived there at the time, it's a good nightclub. But, admit ably it ain't my scene or style. I'm more of a bar guy. Still, there were lots of cute girls in the club, though most came with guys or were not interested in hooking up with guys. If your a hot chick, I think you should totally hit it and enjoy yourself.



The next morning saw us waking up and getting ready to leave, but not before hitting B. B. King's for an awesome breakfast. Coffee and bacon, baby! The prices are nice and one of the girls who worked there, a blonde babe, who bought us our coffee, as well as took the pic of us to the left, was SMOKIN' hot!



And, then it was off to the airport to come back home. Unlike last time, I wasn't so much as sad to comeback as I was disappointed. I wanted to stay. To be honest, I would love to live in Vegas. But, as I have said in the past I will be back. Vegas has become my home away from home. I love it there, and like I said this has been my best trip there, yet. But, maybe I can top next time! Regardless, Vegas will always be home to some of my best memories. Until next time, good-bye my beloved Sin City!



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Part 2

The Master Does Las Vegas (Again) June 2011, Pt. 1

While, I have made a total of now three trips to Las Vegas, Nevada, in the course of only a year, this was my best one yet! Each trip I have had to Vegas has had a different theme, reason, and feel to it. The first one was pretty innocent, while my second trip was a combo of business and pleasure as I hit the AEEs, for the first time ever. This one, being an all guys trip, was extra kick ass. And, I did Vegas right, baby!!



We came in on a Saturday. It felt great for me to be back in Vegas. It always does. Aside, from my friends Wally and Alan, the other dudes were all Vegas virgins.



We stayed at the Mirage, this time. It's a beautiful hotel, with good accommodations. There are some very cool clubs, bars, and eating places. It also has a gorgeous aquarium, as well as an awesome pool. But, more on the pool on a latter blog.



The hotel has a big Beatles theme to it, as might be able to tell by the pic of it, your right. There is a love sign, in the hotel, itself. I decided to get a pic next to it. But remember, kiddies, love sucks! That said I got to rock my Asa Akira Two in the Shirt Tee. And, they most definitely do not suck. In fact, I love them (and her), and they (and her) fucking rule!



Before heading out to party we got some amazing food at Kokomo's. The food is delicious. It is fine dining, though, so it's really expensive. I think it would be a great place to take a girl to. But, this was not like last time, so I wasn't doing that this time. That said, I think you should definitely keep that in mind for yourself.



After that it was time we hit the strip. Sure, I've been there done that, but it never stops looking beautiful to me. The lights, the people, the atmosphere. It all amounts to a vision and a feel that is not like any place, that I've ever been to on Earth. As has become tradition, any time I am on this part of the strip, at night, I got my photo taken with two Las Vegas showgirls next to the Bellagio. They were so stunning! I think I may have been in love with first one, on my left arm, by the way!



Afterwards, we went back to the Mirage. We saw that there was a line to get into the King Ink club. We figured let's do it! It was ladies night and there were babes galore. That said it meant that most girls were more interested in drinking that getting hit on. Regardless my Asa Akira shirt garnered it's share of attention from a beautiful tattooed babe, who loves Twitter. It is the twitter shirt afterall. Nonetheless, it's a good joint, and I say give it a look. But, for the love of God, they need to stop playing hard rock/ metal intros only to go into a dance mix. It's an epic fail.



Once, I felt tired I went back to our room and passed out. I had been up extremely early, had been out all day, and drank a good amount of booze (already a HUGE difference from my past experiences there). So, I was ready catch some zzzz's. But, that's alright cause the best was yet, to come....



TO BE CONTINUED...



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Two in the Shirt Rulz!!

Last month, during my coverage of AEE, I mentioned the Two in the Shirt booth and how awesome it was. I wanted to take this chance to talk about their kick ass T-Shirts!

I have long wondered why there are not more Tees with porn stars (or just hot celebs in general), and when I saw the shirts these guys made I totally flipped!!

I got my first of their shirts, last year when I went up to Courtney Cummz at Exxxotica. It was the limited edition Come Correct shirt. I ended up wearing that one when I went to AEE on the last day, Sunday. The pic on the left is a shot of me wearing it with some random Asian hottie at the show. Anyways, that shirt is no longer available, so I totally lucked out! :D

The next shirt I bought from them was the AWESOME Japanese Wifey shirt of Asa Akira!!! When, I first heard that they were making an Asa shirt, I think I flipped out and lost my mind! I am a HUGE Asa fan, as my friends and loyal readers probably know. So, when they had a Black Friday sale, I wasted NO time in picking the T.I.T.S. BRAND SHOP - Japan Wifey *Premium Fit* Tee (silver) up! Score, baby!

I actually ended up wearing it on my first day at the AEEs, Friday. Asa was really happy to see that I had her shirt. Here is a pic of her and me (with the shirt on)!

At the show, as I said before, I got to pick up two of their shirts, and got great deals on them. They are the Brooke Banner T.I.T.S. BRAND SHOP - Banner Alley *Premium Fit* Tee (black) and the Jenny Hendrix T.I.T.S. BRAND SHOP - Sucker Free *Premium Fit* Tee (white/yellow). Here is a pic of me in that shirt! I ended up wearing it to go to Hooters to watch a UFC fight night. My friends loved it!

Most recently, I took advantage of their Tuesday TIT sales to pick up their Asa Akira T.I.T.S. BRAND SHOP - TITS Twitter Tee (white/blue). It only cost me ten bucks! Sweet!

I simply love these shirts. not only do they look great, but they fit great, too. They are made from quality material, and I feel as I am supporting my favorite stars. They are well worth the price, and there are deals every Tues, and on holidays, too.

And, be sure to to follow them on Twitter and be their fan on Facebook. You'll get the latest news and some kick ass deals.

I will definitely be getting more of their product. As, I totally want to have their new Asa Akira shirts, of course! And, I look forward to seeing who else they'll have on their shirts in the future.

Besides Tees, they have mouse-pads, towels, stickers, and lots of other cool shit. TITS might be my fav clothing company ever. Go and support them, cause they rule, kick fucking ass, and cause the Master told ya so!

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The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 5

I next decided to go by the Fyre TV booth and pay a visit to Joanna Angel. As, is always the case with her, she was a total sweetie and was happy to see me. We talked for a little while, and she asked me my thoughts on the new, redesigned site. I told her I loved it.

She then introduced me to two new BurningAngel girls standing next to her: the sexy Skin and the lovely Asphyxia. Both were mad cool, as BA girls always are!

On the other side of Joanna was the new, well to me anyways, Lucky Starr. Man, I think I fell in love right then and there! She’s such a cutie. I am totally looking forward to seeing this babe’s work!

After that the beautiful Riley Steele was catching the attention of media and fans, as she posed for lots of pics. It’s clear that Ms. Steele was one of the biggest stars at this event, if not, arguably the biggest. She definitely caught the most amount of attention the whole weekend. Steele, who it would turn out, was also shooting materiel for the AEE special on G4TV (she was the host), was the girl to meet. Her breakout role in last year’s awesome Piranha 3D, definitely bought her up to a new level of fame. Congrats to her, as she certainly deserves it!

Stopping by the TITS (Two in the Shirt) booth, I saw that Sara Jay was signing there. I went up to her again, and she remembered me from yesterday! She asked me if I had watched the movie I had bought off of her. Told her nope, no DVD player in my hotel room, and I don’t carry my laptop with me when I travel. She told me a story about her bag being stolen once when she was on a plane. Damn, people just flat out suck! Anyways, getting back to TITS, I sure do hope they actually do do a Sara Jay Tee! That would rule, if they did!

And, speaking of TITS, they had a great deal that day at their booth (2 shirts for 30 bucks!), that day. In fact, Sunday was THE day to get deals and free shit! So freaking awesome, man! I got lots of cool and kick ass swag, this day!

Back, to Riley Steele, the Digital Playground booth had a small line forming, and I asked what it was for. They said that it might be for Riley Steele! Being that I knew a line for her would be crazy long, I decided to wait it out and see if she would sign. And, she did! Not only did she give away a signed poster but a signed Hustler mag with her on the cover, too! Riley was very sweet and down-to-earth. A real pleasure to meet for sure!

Jessica Bangkok was hosting a radio show, with some blonde European chick. It looked like a fun show. I wish I had known about this coming into the event. Honestly, I would love to be on this radio show. Whatever it was called.

I headed back to the Hotmovies.com booth, and I was happy to see the always beautiful and awesome beyond belief Misti Dawn. I thought she looked insanely cute in her geek wear. We talked for a little while, and as is always the case Misti is one of freaking coolest chicks in the world. I totally love her, as she fucking rocks!

I next saw that the beautiful Natasha Nice was pulling in a lot of deserved attention from media and fans. She was so freaking sexy! I joined in and got an interview with her that I posted last month. Nice is so cool AND so fucking HOT in person, that I think I may have fallen in love with her, that afternoon!

Finally, the last person I saw/ went up to was Jenna Haze who was at the Jules Jordan booth. She had a long line, but I had missed multiple chances of meeting her at Exxxotica and the last two days at AEE, that I did it that afternoon. In all honesty, it was well worth it. Jenna has a great personality. She is very fan friendly and personable. She seemed to stay quite some time just for her fans. And, for that she gets a ton of credit from me. She is person whose beauty and sweetness just brightened and shined at the con. Meeting her proved to be a great, no make that perfect way to end an awesome weekend.

Being at the AEEs, for the first time, was a memory I will never forget. To have come in as media, I think, made this experience that much better. I hope to come back here again, maybe next year. And, I suggest all of my friends and readers, to go to at least one AEE show during your lives. It is well worth it, trust me!

Links to the earlier pts. of the report:

The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 1

The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 2

The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 3

The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 4

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The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 1

This Jan. 7, 2011, a Friday, marked the first time ever, for me, to be at the Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE), in Las Vegas, Nevada. I had long wanted to attend, and finally (!), I did! Anyway, it was held at the Sands Expo Center, and I had an awesome time!!!

Actually, as soon as I walked in I was overwhelmed by just how huge it was! Interestingly enough I was told it used to bigger, but alas the economy really hurt it. Damn you, bad economy!!

I saw two hotties dancing their asses off. That’s when I knew for sure, where I was! Yeah!! The first porn star I saw was the lovely Catalina Cruz, who posed from some pics.

TwoInTheshirt.com (TITS) had what had to be one of the best booths in the whole Expo. Busty and beautiful Brooke Banner and the lovely Jenny Hendrix were there signing autographs. I promised Jenny that I would get one of her shirts, which I did end up doing on Sunday. In fact, I ended up buying both of their shirts!

Jenna Haze looked great, as she always does, and posed for some pics.

The next booth, I visited was Elegant Angel This was another booth, that I consider one of the best at the show. The music was blaring (coming from FyreTv), and Jayden Jaymes and, possibly even more so, Tori Black were shaking their sexy butts! Seeing Tori dance must truly be one of THE greatest things in the history of mankind!! But, before meeting them, I went on the other line there and met Kristina Rose (and her amazing behind) and the gorgeous Asa Akira.

Kristina was pretty cool. Asa was just awesome. She signed a bunch of stuff for me, and even recognized me. I reminded her that she is one of my personal favs. And, she was really happy to see that I had her TITS shirt on. Asa fucking rocks!!!
I then went to meet Tori. Jayden had already left, but that was OK, cause I knew I could meet her another day. Tori is truly one of the industry’s most beautiful women.

As, I left I noticed the MILFtastic Vicky Vette and got a pic of her. Heading out of the Venetian a bunch of strippers from Vegas’ Sapphires should us their butts. What a way to end an awesome day!

My flight got in the afternoon, so I missed a lot of what happened on that day. But, I still had a blast, and with Saturday and Sunday coming, I knew the best was yet, to come…

TO BE CONTINUED….

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