The Top 20 Asses in Porn, Ever! Pt. 2: 10-1

10. London Keyes- This naturally curvaceous Asian beauty has boobs and an ass to die for. I gotta say that she has one of my fav bodies in all of porn. When, it comes to this exquisite goddess it is all good and all amazing!!






9. Eva Angelina- This stunning former porn star has been one of my personal favs since I first saw her. Her exotic good looks come from the mix of Cuban, Chinese, English, and Irish. She's a mom now, and thus out from the industry. But, we always have her movies to enjoy and never forget her beauty, sexiness, body, and her ass. And, what an ass it is !!!!




8. Caroline Pierce- I first found out about this babe thanks to a horror/ porno hybrid she starred in, Slaughter Disc. I been a fan since then. Pierce is the drop dead gorgeous goth/ fetish babe with an ass worthy of being worshiped. I'm a big fan of anything she shot with Rodney Moore, so be sure to be on the look out for those.





7. Jessica Bangkok- Perhaps, my favorite natural body on any girl, Bangkok has so many curves that if it were illegal to have a body like that, she would surely get a life sentence! Aside, from her beautiful face and AMAZING tits, she has an equally AMAZING ass!! The picture of her and me on my Facebook, from last year's Exxxotica NJ, remains my single most popular pic on there. I get so many likes and comments on it. All of which she rightfully deserves. No doubt about it, those curves are even more jaw droppingly amazing in person!! Wow!!!



6. Kristina Rose- In the two years or so, Ms. Rose's star has been rapidly on the rise. The Latin babe has developed huge following, all of which she deserves. She is incredibly sexy and beautiful. And, her ass will make your eyes pop out of their sockets!! Seeing her butt in tight pants in Pornstar Superheroes, moreso whenever the camera would zoom in, had me going crazy!! In both my heads!!!



5. Mika Tan- There are few porn stars I have watched as much work from as Tan. And, with good reason(s). She is one of THE best performers in the history of porn and one of the most beautiful as well. And, one of her best features, aside from her stunningly beautiful face and wonderous boobs, is her ass. It quite simply a gift from heaven, itself. And, anytime she does anal it's just nuclear!!! My eyeballs and my pants simply love, that sexy, big butt of hers!

4. Sara Jay- Called by some the curviest babe, ever, Sara Jay most certainly deserves that title. From her wonderfully done boobs (of which I have made a tradition of getting a pic with at cons) to her to die for ass, Jay embodies what it is to be a curvy babe. I am particularly fond of her work with Bang Bros.' Ass Parade stuff as they love that butt as much as I do!



3. Kyanna Lee- Kyanna has to be one of the coolest babes in the biz. She also happens to be insanely sexy and gorgeous. Oh, her ass is one of the greatest on the entire planet. It looks even more spectacular when she is dancing and shaking it. I mean damn! That is ONE hell of a sexy booty!!! Kyanna's website is coming soon, and I'm sure that it will be AWESOME once it gets here!

2. Olivia O'Lovely- This retired porn goddess is my absolutely favorite Latina in the history of porn. Latin girls are known for have amazing butts, but none are as amazing as Olivia's. Forget J. Lo, she puts her to shame in EVERY manner. #16 on this list Alexis Amore calls her her wifey (yep, that's pretty much THE two hottest Latinas, anywhere!). Every scene I ever seen with her in is hot as fuck. But, my personal fav is from Ass Parade #5, as it has her buttox join the ass of our #1 babe...

1. Flower Tucci- The squirt queen, herself, takes the top spot. And, with her ass, you knew it would happen. Her butt is famous throughout the porn world. Combine that with her gorgeous beauty and squirting talents, and you have one of the best porn babes ever. And, if you think that ass looks great on your TV screen, it's even more delicious in person. The two times I seen her at Exxxotica NY/ NJ, I been mesmerized by it. She also happens to be way cool to her fans. But, let's get back to her butt. There should be an altar to worship. It's THE true eighth wonder of the world. All hail the greatest ass that has ever existed!! In porn or any other place!!!!

The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 5

I next decided to go by the Fyre TV booth and pay a visit to Joanna Angel. As, is always the case with her, she was a total sweetie and was happy to see me. We talked for a little while, and she asked me my thoughts on the new, redesigned site. I told her I loved it.

She then introduced me to two new BurningAngel girls standing next to her: the sexy Skin and the lovely Asphyxia. Both were mad cool, as BA girls always are!

On the other side of Joanna was the new, well to me anyways, Lucky Starr. Man, I think I fell in love right then and there! She’s such a cutie. I am totally looking forward to seeing this babe’s work!

After that the beautiful Riley Steele was catching the attention of media and fans, as she posed for lots of pics. It’s clear that Ms. Steele was one of the biggest stars at this event, if not, arguably the biggest. She definitely caught the most amount of attention the whole weekend. Steele, who it would turn out, was also shooting materiel for the AEE special on G4TV (she was the host), was the girl to meet. Her breakout role in last year’s awesome Piranha 3D, definitely bought her up to a new level of fame. Congrats to her, as she certainly deserves it!

Stopping by the TITS (Two in the Shirt) booth, I saw that Sara Jay was signing there. I went up to her again, and she remembered me from yesterday! She asked me if I had watched the movie I had bought off of her. Told her nope, no DVD player in my hotel room, and I don’t carry my laptop with me when I travel. She told me a story about her bag being stolen once when she was on a plane. Damn, people just flat out suck! Anyways, getting back to TITS, I sure do hope they actually do do a Sara Jay Tee! That would rule, if they did!

And, speaking of TITS, they had a great deal that day at their booth (2 shirts for 30 bucks!), that day. In fact, Sunday was THE day to get deals and free shit! So freaking awesome, man! I got lots of cool and kick ass swag, this day!

Back, to Riley Steele, the Digital Playground booth had a small line forming, and I asked what it was for. They said that it might be for Riley Steele! Being that I knew a line for her would be crazy long, I decided to wait it out and see if she would sign. And, she did! Not only did she give away a signed poster but a signed Hustler mag with her on the cover, too! Riley was very sweet and down-to-earth. A real pleasure to meet for sure!

Jessica Bangkok was hosting a radio show, with some blonde European chick. It looked like a fun show. I wish I had known about this coming into the event. Honestly, I would love to be on this radio show. Whatever it was called.

I headed back to the Hotmovies.com booth, and I was happy to see the always beautiful and awesome beyond belief Misti Dawn. I thought she looked insanely cute in her geek wear. We talked for a little while, and as is always the case Misti is one of freaking coolest chicks in the world. I totally love her, as she fucking rocks!

I next saw that the beautiful Natasha Nice was pulling in a lot of deserved attention from media and fans. She was so freaking sexy! I joined in and got an interview with her that I posted last month. Nice is so cool AND so fucking HOT in person, that I think I may have fallen in love with her, that afternoon!

Finally, the last person I saw/ went up to was Jenna Haze who was at the Jules Jordan booth. She had a long line, but I had missed multiple chances of meeting her at Exxxotica and the last two days at AEE, that I did it that afternoon. In all honesty, it was well worth it. Jenna has a great personality. She is very fan friendly and personable. She seemed to stay quite some time just for her fans. And, for that she gets a ton of credit from me. She is person whose beauty and sweetness just brightened and shined at the con. Meeting her proved to be a great, no make that perfect way to end an awesome weekend.

Being at the AEEs, for the first time, was a memory I will never forget. To have come in as media, I think, made this experience that much better. I hope to come back here again, maybe next year. And, I suggest all of my friends and readers, to go to at least one AEE show during your lives. It is well worth it, trust me!

Links to the earlier pts. of the report:

The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 1

The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 2

The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 3

The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 4

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The Master's Official Adult Entertainment Expo 2011 Report, Pt. 4

Sunday was to be the last day of the Adult Entertainment Expo, and I woke up and felt more than ready to take it on!

My day at the show started off perfectly, when I saw one of my utmost personal favs, Jessica Bangkok, posing for pics. She looked as hot and as gorgeous, as ever. I got my pic taken with her, and knew this day was gonna be AWESOME!

I decided to next stop by one of the biggest fan favs, and rightfully so, babes: the lovely Gianna Michaels. Gianna was so sweet and friendly to her fans that she just lit up the whole convention center.

Next to her was the busty and beautiful Tory Lane. Tory posed for lots of pics for both fans and media.A trip back to the Girlfriends Films booth meant I got to meet the simply gorgeous Jelena Jensen. Seeing her in person is simply awe inspiring! Wow!

Going to the Hustler booth I paid a visit to the very cute Teagan Summers. She was cool to meet, and I actually got a good laugh in reference to what she did about a friend of mine who could not come to the event.

A return visit to the Elegant Angel booth meant more fun for me. I went back up to the absolutely exquisite beauty that is Asa Akira. I got to shoot an interview with her, that I put up earlier here, this month. I think she looked so cute in the Hello Kitty getup! Asa signed more stuff for me, including one for my friend, where she stated that he “missed free blow job day”. Honestly, Asa is just so awesome and hot, that she is a pleasure to go up to and meet, each every time I see her. I hope you guys go up to her when you see her at a show. Cause, Asa fucking rules!

I also went back up to Jayden Jaymes. Coincidently, the night before aired her appearance on MTV’s True Life: Addicted to Porn. Anyways, Jayden’s so hot and totally awesome. I love her smile and her hot body!Another, girl at the booth I met was Gracie Glam. Good Lord, is this girl supper cute or what?! And, she’s a natural at getting her pic taken.Having picked up the latest issue of Girls and Corpses, I decided to go back and get cover girl, the ravishing Andy San Dimas, to sign it.

There was a really hot Asian girl walking around handing out fliers. I was definitely captivating by her, and when I was she was getting her pic taken with fans I decided to get mine with her. She didn’t, for whatever reason, allow fans to put their arms on her shoulders or around her at all. Regardless, she sure is beautiful!

There is more of my adventures on Sunday, but that’s for the next and final part.

TO BE CONCLUDED!

Latin Sushi Fiesta

Title: Latin Sushi Fiesta
Studio: Legend
Cast: Jessica Bangkok, Emy Reyes, Annie Cruz, Nikki Nievez, Jayla Starr, Elena Heiress

This simply awesome all-girl flick has an all Asian and Latina cast, which that in of itself is like a wet-dream of mine cum through!

The movie starts off with super sexy Annie Cruz playing with her snatch and talking dirty to the camera. She takes dildo sticks it in her ass, then mouth for some hot ATM action!

Jayla Starr next gives us a sexy and fun tease. We find Elena Heiress is on the stairs, Jayla lick her hot butt. Then, Annie joins in and that makes it that much hotter and nastier! In fact, this is a smoldering, nasty scene, even if I am not so crazy about once the sex toys come into play. But, it's still damn good stuff.

Jessica Bangkok's tease is fucking hot!!! She plays to the camera, and comes off as so beautiful and so very sexy. She has great God-given tits, a nice ass and pussy, and a beautiful face.

Jessica Bangkok then teams with Emy Reyes, which is HOT!!! Jess loves Emy's nice, big ass. As do, I, cause it's hot as hell and very yummy looking! Jessica's boobs are just amazing!! Reyes really knows how to lick ass. I love it when Jess grinds her pussy on Reyes'. Nikki Nievez, in a slutty outfit, looks sexy as she watches on. Nikki's a dirty slut in this scene. She seems to love Jess' pussy and ass, and rightfully so. I just can't blame her! This is the movie's best scene!

Finally, all the girls come down the stairs to fuck! Orgy time, baby! I fucking loved it when Elena and Jess are made to suck on Annie's strap-on. Nikki Nievez also has a strap-on. Lots of fucking and sucking ensues. It's freaking awesome when Annie makes Jayla eat the other girl's wondrous asses. In fact, there is so much hot action going on in this closer, that you might just go insanely horny watching it!!!

This is followed directly, by bonus footage, behind-the-scenes stuff with Emy Reyes, who looks so cute (!), and Elena (and her AMAZING ass!). It's sexy stuff, but none of the other girls are shown. It's also not a separate extra feature on disc (of which there does not seem to be).

This is THE best all-girl porno, I have EVER seen. It is also one of the absolute best pornos, EVER made!! I have a new favorite here, and I will be replaying this one man, many, many times.

The picture quality is really good, with nice colors and the sound qaulity is clear and quite good. In all this is one you HAVE to go BUY right, NOW! Come on! What the fuck are you waiting for? Order it already, damn you! You won't regret it, especailly fellow Latin and Asian women lovers. You have my guarantee!

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2010, pt. 2: 60-51

60. Kristin Kruek (last year 29)- The beautiful Ms. Kruek made a couple of appearances on Chuck, this year. Quite frankly, I still won't watch that show, but when I flipped channels and saw her, I was like. "Wow! It's Kristin Kruek! I love her! She looks gorgeous!" And, then I would flip the channel to something else. Hey, I'm just sayin'!




59. Jessica Beil (new)- Ms. Beil might be way to hot for the role she played in the highly enjoyable The A-Team movie, but that's why she makes this list! She has such sexy legs, a great ass, and a pretty face, that she really lit up the screen whenever she was on. She also did some commercial work this year, which further gave us a chance to drool over her!




58. Minae Noji (new)- This Japanese beauty made a memorable appearance in the finally released Bitch Slap. That movie is chock full of babes, but Noji stuck in my head (both of 'em!) the most! Why? Well, come on, she's in a school girl outfit and is bi in her role! She fondles our heroines and likes it! Oh, yeah, she also kills people with a freaking yo-yo! Plus, she does this all with a sexy, Japanese accent. I was seriously in love with this bad girl! Now, where is she? She clearly needs a spanking.




57. Kristen Stuart (last year 58)- OK, I'm about as sick as you can get of the Twilight movies. I mean goddamn, can you guys give that shit a rest, already?! But, Stuart showed her best acting chops yet, with her excellent performance as Joan Jett in the very good The Runaways movie. Once, again she proves that when given a meaty role (IE nothing that has to do with lame, sparkly vampires), she can really pull it off. She also looked just like Ms. Jett, which is to say she looked fucking hot!!!! Actually, regardless of what she's in, she always looks hot. You gotta love that whole biting her lip thing! It's pretty captivating, if you ask me!


56. Ashley Greene (last year 56)- Unfortunately, the beautiful Ms. Greene did not get a cool a role as K. Stuart, so she's still mostly known for that wretched franchise. But, there were leaked nude pics of her, this year! Yay! I mean that makes up for a million shitty vampire movies! Well, OK, that statement is pretty debatable. But, beyond, that she did some commercials, too. Which made me think, eh, maybe commercials ain't so fucking bad or annoying after all.




55. Kristin Bauer (new)- I had the pleasure of meeting the beautiful Ms. Bauer, who plays Pam on True Blood, this past April at Chiller. And, I was stunned to see that she is even more beautiful in person! In fact, I even got a little clumsy around her! Meanwhile, over on True Blood, her character got more to do, and even showed a more emotional side to her. Plus, she had some lesbian love!



54. Danella Urbay (new)- This curvy Cuban honey shakes her ass for Telefutura's Escandalo TV every weekday. She really knows how to get down and looks so beautiful doing it! That body is to die for! You need to look at your local listings and find when this show is on. So, what if you don't know Spanish? It won't matter! And, while your at it, Google this babe. You'll be glad you did. Trust me!





53. Jessica Bangkok (last year 62)- I been a long time fan and admirer of the shapely and beautiful Jessica Bangkok, so to finally meet her this year at Exxxotica was truly awesome! Not only was she drop dead gorgeous, but she was also a real sweetie. She really was the person I wanted to meet the most at the show. But, let's get back to just how much of a scorcher she is. Jessica's all natural body is that of a goddess. And, her porn performances are pure heaven!




52. Maria Brink (same)- Metal's beautiful tattooed MILF continues to break the hearts of headbanger, everywhere. Her band, In This Moment's new album, A Star-Crossed Wasteland, is a great mix of the heavy and the melodic. Her voice sounds as kick ass and beautiful, as ever. They've been touring for quite a few months. In fact, I will be seeing them tonight! I can't wait!




51. Draven Star (new)- This dark haired, BurningAngel babe got interviewed by yours truly a few months back, for this very blog! This girl is not only a hottie, but she is fucking awesome, too! She fucking rocked at Exxxotica! It was great to just hang and talk to her. Aside, from her sexy tats and pretty face, this babe has professed her love for metal, punk, horror, and whiskey! In other words, she is the girl of our dreams! This year also saw the release of a DVD filled with scenes just of her, Crushing on Draven Star. In fact, her star kept getting bigger and bigger. I expect next to be even better for her!

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