The 70 Hottest Babes of 2010, pt. 5: 30-21

30. Carol Zara (new)- This naughty and hot Canadian/ Brazilian geek babe has become one of the net's most popular babes. She knows and loves geek stuff, and the fanboy's love her back for that very reason. Her sexy pics and posts have gotten her a loyal following, as well as even getting her Facebook account deleted. Damn! Facebook does indeed suck balls! But, she's gotten a new account, there, yay!

29. Audrey Cleo (new)- This beautiful Fearnet babe is, to me, one of the net's coolest and most beautiful geek babes. That smile alone is enough to break hearts! She's got a great sense of humor, which makes it that much more fun to be a fan of hers. Aside from reporting on cool things, she has a good interaction with fans, IE she tweets and Facebooks back! I totally LOVE her blog, as well. Plus, she dissed the Twilight movies, recently, both on her Facebook and on Fearnet! This proves she's perfect! Ms. Cleo, will you do the honor of marrying me?



28. Tila Tequila (last year 8)- You know Tila will always get media attention. And, while it ain't always the best kind of attention, there is no denying her hotness. Or, that she really knows how to promote herself. And, that she takes no shit. Even, from asshole ICP fans, who actually threw shit (among other things) at this stunning hottie. And, while that incident pissed me off, it did give her reason to show her tits. Which, this blog always appreciates!




27. Akira Lane (new)- One of the hardest working and most beautiful nude models, Lane has been it it for quite sometime. But, what really sets her apart from others, aside from exquisite looks, is her fan friendly personality.






26. Kelly Hu (last year 25)- One of the most truly beautiful women to ever grace this world, Ms. Hu, made two, so far, appearances on the awesome Hawaii Five-O. The combination of her and Grace Park made for way too much hotness on TV! I hope her character continues to appear on the TV show. But, she needs to do more on it, too! Please, execs, do this for the fans. We are begging you!




25. Maryse (last year 24)- Wrestling sucks horribly right now. But, this Canadian blonde is still one of the few things worth looking at. But, her presence, does make me think one thing. OK, more than just one thing, but what the hell. That thing would be: imagine the outfits or things the pre-PG WWE would have had this babe doing. Really makes me hate the rating even more!!!



24. Zooey Daschanel (new)- Talented and beautiful Ms. Daschanel has captured my heart ever since I saw (500) Days of Summer, even if her character wasn't always the sweetest. Her eyes alone could melt ice. That she looks like an even more beautiful Katy Perry is proof that God saw something good and made it twice!!!




23. Candace Bailey (new)-This list is usually made at the end of November. And, as this was already made and determined, it was even more significant that this babe ranked this high, when it became revealed that she is Olivia Munn's replacement on Attack of the Show. While, I already talked about my thoughts as far Alison Haislip is concerned, I would like to take this time to congratulate Ms. Bailey on getting this job. She was not my top pick, but she certainly was one of my top picks. Bailey is adorably cute and smoking hot. She has the type of charisma that is needed to help carry the show. I look forward to seeing her every weekday. Thank you, G4!!

22. Milynn Sarley (new)- But, if I had to go with my fav pick to host AOTS, I would go with this stunning honey. She hosted it for a week, and I truly believe her to be the most yummy host since Miss. Munn. I hope she does return to G4 at some point. She was also Psylocke in a Seth Greene geek girl vid. That, dear readers, is all fucking win!!!!


21. Gail Kim (last year 9)- Still, wrestling's hottest babe. But, sadly still being jobbed out by the assholes at WWE. I really wish I could rank her higher, but through no fault of hers, her position in WWE is not as high as it should be. Vince and the WWE can eat my shit! Gail Kim fucking rules!!!! And, unlike some girls on that roster *cough Michelle McCool cough* who get belts and pushes, she can fucking wrestle!!! Epic fail, WWE, epic fucking fail!!!

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The Hottest Babes of 2009, pt. 7, 10-1

10. Megan Fox (last year- 9) - Fox's popularity continued to grow bigger and bigger this year. She was all over the place in magazines and on TV. While, she starred in one of the year's biggest hits (even if it was the worst film I have seen this year, so far) in the form of Transformers: Rise of the Fallen as well as the lead in the horror flick Jennifer's Body (which I ain't seen, yet, but so need to!). Megan got a lot of praise for her acting in the later. Few women, if any, in Hollywood exude the type of raw, almost porn star level, degree of sexuality that she does. On top of that she admits to loving comics and the like, making her an extra fav among fanboys.

9. Gail Kim (last year- 7) - To me, Kim remains the most beautiful woman in all of pro-wrestling. She is also one of the most talented. Sadly, the WWE have turned her into a jobber. Why? Cause the WWE suck fucking balls, that's why. They are wasting her vast talents. She should be, as she was in TNA, their top babyface. That said her in-ring ability and stunning good looks are one of the very few good things on Monday Night Raw. Here is to hoping the WWE will give her the push she deserves next year. If so, she will more than likely rank higher on this list, next time around.

8. Tila Tequila (same) - Admit ably there was some controversy attached to the lovely Ms. Tequila in 2009, but I am here to concentrate on the positive things that happened this year, for her. She continues to be an extremely popular honey on the net. Her, sometimes, wacky tweets are among my favorites. And, no girl that ain't in the porn biz posts posts hotter videos that she does. Always dressed sexy or semi-nude, Tila is a pleasure to behold. And, she took a stand against women being abused (a great cause, I think). She also became recently engaged to heiress Casey Johnson (that is fucking HOT in my book!). All of this makes Tila ever so delicious and awesome!

7. Sasha Grey (last year- 19) - I predicted that the future would be very bright for the gorgeous Ms. Grey and this year proved it. She gave an excellent performance in the underrated Girlfriend Experience and appeared on mainstream shows such as Attack of the Show. In fact for G4, she also hosted Sexpo Australia and did an excellent job at that, too. Showtime's great reality show Deeper Throat, had her featured prominently. In many ways she became one of the biggest stars in the porn world being able, to successfully parlay her success to mainstream popularity. And, still doing making porn and doing a truly hot job at that. In person, she has not let success get to her. She is always sweet and friendly, as anyone who met her at any of appearances (like this year's Exxxotica NY) can testify to. Smart, sexy, and sophisticated, Sasha might go down as one of the greatest porn stars in history of the world.

6. Olivia Munn (last year- 35) - One of the biggest jumps on the list this year has to be the one and true geek goddess and co-host of Attack of the Show: Olivia Munn. Her star grew bigger and bigger as the year went on. First off, in one of the greatest moments in the entire history of TV, she, and co-host Kevin Pereira, jumped into a giant pie in French maid outfits! Then, she had own website, where she posts her awesome blogs and her message boards, where members of the OMFG (that's the Olivia Munn Fan Group, for the uninitiated) gather around to discuss our (yes, I am a proud member and I consider OMFG as a family) love for her among other things. She made many appearances on TV, whether it be talk shows or TV series. She also starred in the recently released Slammin' Salmon. She has thus become, arguably, the biggest star to ever come out of G4, but as her website and actions prove, she continues to be close and care for us, her fans. Want more proof of that? When she posed for Playboy (albeit not nude), she signed and personalized all the copies to her fans. This month also saw her appear in Maxim (in a hot as fuck cover, might I add) and promised to the same for those, too. Plus, she will do the same for her as of yet unreleased, but coming very soon, Hey Olivia mag. With her book Suck It Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek and her secret role, in my most anticipated movie of 2010, Iron Man 2 coming out next year, the sky is the limit for this wonderful beauty. All hail, Olivia Munn!

5. Asa Akira (last year- 18) - Perhaps my favorite porn star working continuously, Asa's popularity just keeps growing. A true doll when it comes to her amazing looks, she also quite nice and friendly in person. I can honestly tell you that, having met her for two consecutive years (including this one, of course) at Exxxotica NY, that she is one of my favorite girls to go up. Her pics and scenes drive me crazy and her amazing good looks are a sight to behold and worship. Asa is a living, breathing goddess!

4. Audrina Patridge (same) - The Hills continues to be a show that I could give a flying fuck about, but star Audrina Patridge is, without a shadow of a doubt, the most beautiful woman on that show and one of the most beautiful, in the whole entire world. She, along with another babe on this list, Jamie Chung, appeared in the biggest surprise to me of 2009 (in terms of how much fun and good it was) Sorority Row. She looked great of course in that, but also did a decent job with her role. She seems to have left the aforementioned The Hills (though, I recently heard that she will be back) to get her own TV show. While, it is doubtful I will ever watch that show, I will continue to admire this babe's amazing, breathtaking looks. Cause, when it comes to looking liking a true vision of beauty (as evident by her many paparazzi pics) few can even come close, much less beat Ms. Patridge.

3. Jamie Chung (last year- 6) - She started the year off with a role in Dragonball Z (which I did not see, yet), and appearing in one of my favorite layouts, ever, for Maxim. But, she really began to gain more notoriety (via interviews) when the aforementioned Sorority Row came out. While, that movie was filled with babes, including, as I just said, Audrina Patridge, Chung was the most beautiful of them all. Her acting was good in it, and her character was pretty likable. Jamie came off great in all the interviews she did for it, and it only helped to further cement my fandom for this underrated, amazing, jaw-dropping, Korean, babe. I hope, I mean really hope, that she gets even more work in 2010.

2. Joanna Angel (same) - The punk princess continues to dominate her type of porn. Aside, from her great directing of quality smut, and RED-HOT performances, Joanna gets lots of nominations and makes appearances at live events (like this year's Exxxotica NY). Her interviews on shows like G4's Attack of the Show mean that her crossover appeal is as big as ever. And, her bubbly, cute, and sexy personality make her one of the coolest chicks you will ever meet.

1. Grace Park (last year- 3) - What an year it has been for this top babe of 2009. It was the final season of the greatest sci-fi show in the history of TV, Battelstar Galatica, and her acting was as great as ever. Her character's relationship with Helo was that show's best romantic storyline. But, Grace fans got to see her in The Cleaner, as well. And, while that show is pretty corny, her acting is still great, and her beauty still as amazing, as ever. Plus, it pulls in solid ratings for A&E. And, then BSG fans got to see her again as the world's most beautiful Cylon model, when Battlestar Galatica: The Plan hit DVD. On top of that, she, and fellow BSG babe and co-star Tricia Helfer, appeared in what might be the greatest cover in the history of Maxim. The pics of them inside where drool worthy as well. And, thus Grace Park is not only the hottest women in all of TV, but THE babe of year. Congrats, Ms. Grace!

And, that dear readers is the end of my list. I hope you enjoyed and liked my picks. Thanks for reading!

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The 2009 Bikini Edition

So, this is it loyal readers the last week of the last full month of summer. Weather wise this summer has sucked ass in New York. It's been rainy and humid. Still, I have had fun and plan to have more. Anyways, enough about me. This blog is my bikini blog! I figured this was my gift to you so, that summer does not have to end. After all, one of the best things about summertime is chicks in bikinis. Now, I know that Sport Illustrated puts out their Swimsuit Issue every year, but quite frankly I ain't cared about that mag in years. So, while I did not shoot any of these pics (although, it would be cool to do sometime); I think you will enjoy these greatly.

First off, we got Jamie Chung. Jamie is a big favorite of this blog, and on September 11th her new movie, which I have been discussing here for quite some time, Sorority Row opens up. As I already said, it also stars the gorgeous Audrina Patridge.

If we are gonna talk bikinis, then we gotta talk Vida Guerra. While, I ain't heard much of her much this year no ass looks better in, or out, of a bikini than hers.

I love wrestling. Well, OK it sucks now, but thank God for Gail Kim, the HOTTEST woman in wrestling! Remember when WWE used to the Diva magazines and DVDs? Well, with the whole lame PG-TV things that don't happen no more. But, I bring you a nice blast form the past, Trish Stratus!

While, I said that I don't care for supermodels much, nude models I love. Few are as beautiful as Aria Giovanni! Those curves on her are to die. The best part? They are all natural! Yay!

I do love Asian models, though, and this month's pick for hot Asian of the month is one of the hottest, Kim Lee: Seriously, don't you wish she hung by your pool? Come to think of it, it would be nice to have a pool, right about now...

Of course, what I really love are porn stars! And, I got a whole bunch for you! First off Sunny Leone, who I just talked about doing the Pornstar Workshop, here, in NYC. Is she Packers fan? Does it really matter? A fellow naturally busty babe, Gianna Michaels, is a favorite amongst many of you, I am sure. With curves like that how could she not be? One Gianna that gets a lot of love around here is Gianna Lynn. Looking like that how could she not? Tera Patrick is probably the most famous porn star, currently making movies. I send you all my love, too, Tera! Jesse Jane is another popular and yummy porn babe. Good God, Mariah Milano is so hot! Damn! Gina Lynn, Savannah Sampson, some other porn stars and Victoria's Secret model played bowling in bikinis: Uhm, how come this never happened at any blowing alley I ever been to?!

Now let's get back to my love for Asian women. Thanks to Attack of the Show, I recently discovered Mikie Hara: Those God-given boobs are AMAZING! Don't know the following models, but of course they are hot! Lucky tree: Two for the price of one: I I love gold:

And, now a random Playboy model:

Hope you all enjoyed/ continue this summer. And, above all stay safe.

(Latina) Bottoms up!

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Wrestling: Raw, TNA Impact! ratings, and Babes

I been watching a lot more wrestling than I had been, for better or for worse...

- Is this show really suppose to be the flagship show for the WWE? Cause, if so, God help us all... Last night, like every Monday Night, it was a load of festering shit. While, I hate what the WWE does with women's division of wrestling, I have to say that Santina/ Santino is the most entertaining thing on Raw. And, that dear friends and readers, is fucking sad. I laughed pretty hard last night, when they tried to out Santina to be Santino by having Rosa Menedes kiss her/ him. She/ he then revealed himself to be a... lesbiano!!!!! Funny stuff, and Rosa is a total babe , but still really fucking stupid! Here is the clip:



Speaking of stupid, I have mentioned my hatred, or as he would say it, "loathing" of Batista. Well, I stand by that. Last night, he once again made Legacy look like his bitches, in a bunch of terrible and boring segments and two matches. I genuinely like Legacy , but jeez, this faction is simply NOT what it should be. It, at this point in time, will not ever be the Horsemen, the nWo, or DX. Shit, they ain't even Evolution. The Main Event Mafia are a way better faction.

TNA Impact!- Speaking of the MEM, TNA Impact! has been getting some good ratings, that keep on the up slope. TNA has been pretty good these last few weeks, so I am hoping they keep this up. They have some good matches, good segments and promos, and are just entertaining. Four out of the five highest rated segments recently have all had Scott Steiner in them. I am a long time fan of Big Poppa Pump , so this is cool news to hear. Check out his highly rated segment with a pogo stick a few weeks ago:



The one thing I still don't get is what the fuck are they doing with Samoa Joe ? This Nation of Violence thing is turning out to be kind of lame.

Maryse - I really like this blonde, French-Canadian bombshell. She is the second hottest woman in wrestling right now, I think. And, props to her cause she keeps getting better as an in the ring talent all the time. She is working that nice ass of hers rather well, I would say!

Gail Kim - But of course, to me, the hottest woman remains Gail Kim. But, sadly she has been made to job cleanly to both Maryse and, even worse, Michelle McCool. Why? How is this talented, beautiful woman being used so badly by the WWE?! What the fuck are they thinking?! I just don't get it! While they pay better in the WWE, Gail was better off in TNA, where she was over as their top female babyface. I hope she is pushed the way she should be and soon.

Daffney - I been a fan of the lovely Daffney since her days in the WCW. Gorgeous, fun, and spunky, it is great to see that this babe is back in full goth mode. Look how yummy she looks in this awesome segment, featuring two other dudes I am a huge mark for Dr. Stevie and Abyss:



I am pretty sure that this is will lead to something involving Lauren, which is cool by me. By the way, Lauren is a babe , too. Anyways, getting back to Daffney, I had the pleasure of meeting her a few years back at Chiller. She was dressed as Wonder Woman and looked so cute! I have pics, but they are put away in my basement. So, sadly I can't post 'em here.

One more thing go to FYE, they have some awesome sales on older WWE DVDs, some for as low as 13 bucks!

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