Random Hotness XI: Art of the Hotness

I'm give you two hotness posts this month!! Why? Well for the following three reasons:

1. I have some cool stuff to report on a couple of these babes.

2. I love you guys and know how much you love these.

3. It's an excuse to post pics and vids of beautiful women. In other words, as if you needed another reason!



Enjoy!



Alison Haislip- Few blondes get as much love or coverage here as Attack of the Show's mega-cutie. While, I still wish they used her more often, one of my dreams has become a reality: She's appearing in Maxim!!! Now, I figured she would never do nudity, so unlike that horrible Olivia Munn Playboy, she went to where what she is willing to do, would fit well. The issue is next month's (I hope/ believe), but I already can't wait for it to come to my mailbox!!! Here is a video behind the scene of her photo-shoot:





Miko Lee- But, if you want much naughtier videos then you need not look an further than the beautiful Miko Lee. Miko's production company is busy with some really exiting projects. One of them being the vampire project that I interviewed Misti Dawn about a few months ago: Forbitten Lust. Here is the SFW trailer. I think it looks fucking awesome!



If you want to see the hardcore, NSFW trailer, go here: http://www.mikoleeproductions.com/index2.html

She also has Spartacus XXX which I been following online. They recently finished production on that, and it looks phenomenal, as well! It's directed by Marcus London and is not a parody! It is reported that they are taking it very seriously. Throw in an amazing cast and you have a porno that will surely be a winner. Both of these movies are two of my most hotly anticipated adult movies.







Grace Helbig- Getting back to Attack of the Show babes, I would like to declare my love for the beautiful and funny as hell Ms. Helbig. She's only recently begun doing reports for them, and she is fucking awesome!! She's also real fucking funny and sexy.

I love her youtube channel, and you best subscribe to it!!! Actually, it was after I saw one of the vids of her that she posted this week, that I officially declared my love for her (although, it is very possible that I had, in fact already done that, before!). Here is today's vid, as she puts up an Ikea kid shelf:





Mariah Milano- I have been on a Mariah Milano kick as of late? Why? Wait your really asking me that?! Seriously?! Just look at her!! She's PERFECT!!!

Mariah has such a sexy skin tone, beautiful and stunning eyes, gorgeous long black hair, sexy lips, great tits, and an ass that is a gift from heaven!!!

Anything I ever seen from her is hot as hell. According to her Twitter, she is showing a desire to go mainstream. Regardless, of where she goes or what she does, she will always be one of the most beautiful women, ever!

Ms. Milano, I love you!!!! Do you think you could do me the honor of being my wife? :)

The Top 10 Geek Goddesses

With Olivia Munn gone from G4 and her website now a thing of the past, the position of geek goddess is open for someone to take the top stop. The truth is in the last in the last few years, beautiful women have been declaring their love for all things geeky on the net and on TV, much to the appreciation of male geeks everywhere. There is nothing cooler than finding out a hottie likes geeky stuff. And, so this blog lists the current top ten babes that deserve to be worshiped at the almighty nerd alter.

10. Kristin Adams- One of G4's longest working babes the sometimes underrated Mrs. Adams has what might be this list's sexiest legs. I loved her when she was doing Cheat. I also greatly enjoy seeing her do the news on Attack of the Show (AOTS). I think she should always do the news, but that's just me. Anyways, she can help me cheat on a game any day of the year!




9. April O'Neil- This self-professed nerd porn star is one of my favs over on Twitter. She's great at interacting with her fans, and has been on Chris Hardwick's podcast. Her tumblr recently had her nude with Dalek next to her. You don't get geekier than that!





8. Jessica Chobot- This video game babe can be found on IGN, as fellow X-Box Live fans know. She has also hosted AOTS. She is gonna be hosting the new G4 show Proving Ground. She knows her video game shit and is a cutie, what more do you need?




7. Ruby Violence- Model, erotic starlet, and fellow horror blogger, Ruby is one of the coolest babes on the net. Any time a hot girl has knowledge on gore and horror flicks its always gonna be a way to my heart. Beautiful and knowledgeable, you would do well to follow her Twitter and read her blog. And, be sure to check out her site, too!





6. Annie Cruz- This beautiful porn babe is one of the hottest performers around. But, she also happens to be a gamer, comic book fan (she freaking LOVES Batman!), and horror lover.








5. Carol Zara- This Canadian honey of Brazilian decent has one of the web's most beloved blogs. She never fails to voice her opinion on comics, horror films, babes, and other geeky stuff. She can be found at various conventions always being cool to her fans. The fact that she looks like this and is so heavily into geek culture is fucking awesome!





4. Candace Bailey- There is no argument that Candace has done a great job in taking over for Olivia on AOTS. Best of all she has proven to have an interest in learning geek culture. She tires hard and that's all that we ask for. Well that and the fact that she is cute as hell!






3. Alison Hailsip- It's great to see that Alison is still being used on AOTS. The combination of hotness, cuteness, and geek knowledge makes me love Alison to no end. Of note, she is THE only blonde on this whole entire list!






2. Misti Dawn- The world's definitive geeky porn star. With a love for comics, video games, and movies Misti is a nerd's wet dream come true. She's long been one of this blogs favorites, and she righteously deserves to be ranked among the very best of geek babes! And, let's make no bones about it, she's the real deal!





1. Linda "Vampy Bit Me" Le- Beautiful is a word to easy throw out there, yet some like my number one pick is well beyond the description of that world. Gamer, convention regular, horror fan, metal-head, cos-player, model, and blogger, this multifaceted goddess is my pick for number because she embodies everything that is necessary to wear the geek crown with true honor. All hail the greatest of all geek goddesses!!!!!!

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More of Alison Hailsip: Bikini, Her Butt, and Sharks!

Last month I posted a vid and GIFs of Alison Haislip in a bikini with sharks and her nice ass. Well, Attack of the Show aired a longer version last night, with MORE butt!!! Clearly this was a hit with them (and with this blog), so here is the longer version. You can start to thank me, now! :)

Video Games - E3 2011 - AOTS Exclusive

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Alison Hailsip: Bikini, Her Butt, and Sharks!

OK, I should start by saying that the uber-cute Candace Bailey is doing a great job hosting Attack of the Show. OK, now we got that out of the way, on to the point of this blog: Alison Haislip's butt!!!

Last night on AOTS, Alison dove with sharks (!) in a bikini (!) and we learned how awesome her ass is!!!! I mean all of that is win right there! Sharks are fucking awesome, Alison is hot, she's in a fucking bikini, and... her ass!! I always knew she was a babe, but had no clue how great her behind is! Thank you G4 for this important revelation and great moment in TV history. Here is the vid for those of you who ain't seen it, or feel the need to revisit it (which is completely understandable).

Video Games - E3 2011 - AOTS Exclusive

And here are some gifs from her gif thread on her message boards. They come from moderator Scott325: http://www.alisonhaislip.com/forum/index.php?topic=38.1050

There you can thank me later!! And, I hope that proved my point about her butt!!!

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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2010, pt. 3: 50-41

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Random Hotness X: Hotness, Sweet Hotness

On this Super Bowl Sunday I give you hotties that more smoldering that your bowl of hot wings.

Dana Delany & Julie Benz- Julie Benz is a fav of mine so imagine my joy when she was on Chelsea Lately. Two of my fav blondes on one show? Epic win! Anyways, she was looking good, and soon I learned that she is playing a stripper who goes all lesbo with Dana Delany! I've liked Delany since my high school days, and she is a total MILF now . Sadly, this is happening on Desperate Housewives a show I have zero fucking desire to ever watch. That said, Julie says that Dana is a good kisser. Yum!

Lucy Lawless & Viva Bianca- Unlike that shit TV series, Spartacus: Blood and Sand fucking owns! I talked about how awesome it is on the last installment of this series, but damn man, this show is quickly becoming one of my personal favs! Anyways, Lucy Lawless did show her tits in the second episode and man, they were nice! And, I know you readers out there want some Viva Bianca nudity. And, you should, as I think she is the hottest chick on the show. So, for those of you I give you this: Once again, this blog gives you, dear friends and readers, what you want!

Alison Haislip- Yet, another fav of mine (lots of those in this post, huh?) has to be G4's beautiful Alison Haislip. Last month she co-hosted Attack of the Show (geek goddess Olivia Munn was back the next day), and she showed off her sexy legs in a very funny segment:


Kylee Kross- She's my second favorite BurningAngel girl (my fav is, duh, Joanna Angel). She did some smoking HOT work for BA, including pics and movies, like both Joanna's Angels (the first one has to be one of my all time favorite pornos) and the very awesome horror/ porno The Exxxorcist (to read my review of it click here). A beautiful face, GREAT God-given boobs, HOT as hell tats, absolutely gorgeous eyes, and a body to die for, this Latin (she's Cuban) punk goddess is fucking perfect! But, then she married the guy from Bayside, and she was gone from the porn biz. And, I cried. But, she's back!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!!!!! Rejoice!!!!!!! This has to be one of the best new of the year!!!!!!!! She fucking rulz! Go to her myspace for more on this goddess! And, be sure to follow her on her Twitter. The other day the pics she posted were so hot I thought my cell phone would fucking melt! By the way, I would like to mention that the Lovely Brenda (my fav photog and all around kick ass chick) took these pics and many more of the stuff, Kylee has done.

Mackenzie Firgens- On Friday night I saw The Hamiltons on IFC. It was part of the original "8 Films to Die For: Horrorfest". Anyways, it's a good little horror flick about a family of serial killers, with a great twist. Aside from liking the acting and the script a lot, I totally fell in love with the beautiful Mackenzie Firgens. She plays the hot goth chick in the family who just happens to be into making out with girls (hot!), incest (NOT hot!), and murder. In other words, she plays the girl that you do not bring home to mom! If you wanna know more this babe go to her website and her twitter.

Misa Campo & Stephanie Ly- How can we have one of these and not talk about beautiful Asian women? I was on the Freeones message boards and there was a thread about beautiful Canadian/ Filipino babe Misa Campo ! And, so a little more research and found this vid, that also has the beautiful Stephanie Ly ! Score!

Both of these babes do import shows and modeling. God, I so need to go to one of those import car shows!

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