More of Alison Hailsip: Bikini, Her Butt, and Sharks!

Last month I posted a vid and GIFs of Alison Haislip in a bikini with sharks and her nice ass. Well, Attack of the Show aired a longer version last night, with MORE butt!!! Clearly this was a hit with them (and with this blog), so here is the longer version. You can start to thank me, now! :)

Video Games - E3 2011 - AOTS Exclusive

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Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Kt So

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Alison Hailsip: Bikini, Her Butt, and Sharks!

OK, I should start by saying that the uber-cute Candace Bailey is doing a great job hosting Attack of the Show. OK, now we got that out of the way, on to the point of this blog: Alison Haislip's butt!!!

Last night on AOTS, Alison dove with sharks (!) in a bikini (!) and we learned how awesome her ass is!!!! I mean all of that is win right there! Sharks are fucking awesome, Alison is hot, she's in a fucking bikini, and... her ass!! I always knew she was a babe, but had no clue how great her behind is! Thank you G4 for this important revelation and great moment in TV history. Here is the vid for those of you who ain't seen it, or feel the need to revisit it (which is completely understandable).

Video Games - E3 2011 - AOTS Exclusive

And here are some gifs from her gif thread on her message boards. They come from moderator Scott325: http://www.alisonhaislip.com/forum/index.php?topic=38.1050

There you can thank me later!! And, I hope that proved my point about her butt!!!

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How to Celebrate Labor Day, Master Style

Last time, I told you how to have a better 4th of July. Today, I help you with your Labor Day Weekend! It's nice to get a break from the hard work, or for those unemployed, a break from the break! Cause, we all need that! Those of you who work on Labor Day weekend, can still enjoy these things when they get home or at least fantasize about enjoying them.

First off, I am sure there are those of you who will be enjoying a nice BBQ. But, remember this is the last day for many, like say those of us on the East-Coast, to enjoy the beach or pools (for those of you who live in beautiful, warmer weather and get pools open for longer periods of time, please keep it to yourself, I don't wanna fucking hear about it!). If you hit a pool make sure it is one filled with hot babes. Cause otherwise there is just no fucking point! Well, not in my book anyways. Actually, writing this makes me miss the pool at Harrah's in Vegas. Please, give me some time while I cry and reminisce.... :*( OK, I'm back! Unfortunately... Anyways, if you have no pools like this, then be sure to get your ass to a beach and enjoy the lovely ladies, there.

Of course, you could always hit the movies. One of my most anticipated movies just the big-screen this Friday, I'm talking of course, about Robert Rodriguez's Machete (best said in a Latin accent!). I ain't seen it, yet, but me thinks I might on Labor Day, itself. It promises to have lots of gore, action, babes, and a great cast. Best of all it gives Danny Trejo his first lead role. I been a Trejo fan for years. The guys just fucking rulz! He's a a real badass and cool as fucking hell. Plus, according to Attack of the Show's Alison Haislip he hit on her at San Diego Comic Con. Trejo, you are my fucking hero!!! From what I hear, Ms. Lohan bears her tits (I can't fucking stand her, but regardless...), so there is that for you celeb skin fans. Here is the red band trailer filled with all the blood and boobs you could fucking ask for:



You're also gonna need some kick ass music. So, let's get some metal in there. I've been playing the shit out of Five Finger Death Punch as of late. Their music gets me all pumped up and ready to whoop some ass. They're just a straight-up, badass metal band!! And, I FUCKING LOVE their cover of Bad Company's Bad Company! I think it is one of the greatest cover, ever!!! Here is the cool as hell video:


Finally, if all else fails there is always porn. May, I suggest some from the beautiful Korean goddess that is Tia Ling? I been watching a lot of her stuff as of late and thoroughly enjoying her performances. She's amazing! And, I think I might just be in love with her! I would also go with some Mika Tan, as I been enjoying a lot of her stuff, as of late, too. Actually, I'm always enjoying a lot of Mika Tan, but that's a different blog. And, hey if your ass is in Nevada, remember you can enjoy the gorgeous Mika Tan at the Bunny Ranch! If you got the cash, of course! If so, know that I envy you, but you are officially having THE best Labor Day Weekend, EVER!

Anyways, I wanna wish you all a happy, fun, and safe Labor Day weekend. Take care and I'll be blogging more soon!

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Hot Asian of the Month: Maggie Q

This month Maggie Q's new series Nikita debuts on the CW. Maggie was the very first girl that ever had a blog dedicated to her here. But, yet she was never officially never made a Hot Asian of the Month. Today, I correct that mistake, as with the premiere of the show being next week on Thursday at 9PM, there is no time better than now.

As I mentioned on that blog, Maggie has an American father of Polish, French Canadian and Irish descent, and a Vietnamese mother. Her full name is Margret Denise Quigley and was born in Honolulu, Hawaii on May 22, 1979.

Maggie began her career in Hong Kong action films. She was dubbed in those movies, but she took Mandarin and Cantonese. I only seen one of her Hong Kong movies, Dragon Squad, but it's a good one. Go check it out.

It's in 2006 that she appeared in her first American film, Mission Impossible III. Maggie would appear in various other American films, some of which were covered in my original blog.

Maggie pretty much floored me from the minute I first saw her, and if you want more proof of her hotness and sexiness, then check this out:


Nikita, though promises to be her big break. Now, I am a quite the fan of the French movie La Femme Nikita, the USA TV series, and even the American remake (Point of No Return), but I still wanna see this. It has potential. But, most of all it has Maggie fucking Q!!! The adds all over NYC are so fucking hot!! The show takes place afterwards, as we see Nikita leave the group. And, now they are after her. It's an interesting premise with one of the most truly beautiful women in the world. I hope it succeeds.

The TV spot is actually pretty cool, so that furthers to capture my interest. Here it is:


Wait, Maggie Q in a bikini?! Truly there is a God!!!

Here is a clip, from the show. Man, I just can't fucking wait for next Thursday, already!!!



Looks fucking kick ass, fun, and of course, sexy!! Dear, Ms. Maggie Q, you don't need a gun to hold me!

Maggie was on the George Lopez show last month promoting Nikita. And, here is that interview:


I gotta say, I love the way she came off on the show. She looks gorgeous, of course (those LEGS!!!), but she also seems fun and sweet. And, Lopez is a lucky bastard, when she gets up and sits next to him. Damn! I love the fact that Nikita does feature an Asian beauty in the lead. Along, with the ravishing Grace Park in the new Hawaii Five-O, this awesome news for minorities. Really Hollywood, no need for every chick being blonde and blue eyed. In fact, I would be very happy to see more beautiful Asian women get more lead roles in movies and TV.

Maggie is also a vegetarian. Now, I ain't but I love the fact that she obviously loves animals, as animal rights is one of the causes closest to my heart. Clearly, this babe just hits almost every checklist requirement to win my heart, love, and fandom. And, anyways her PETA ad is freakin' HOT!!!

Maggie is such a stunning, beautiful woman. Her face is a vision of perfection, her tight, hard body is like it was sculpted by the gods, and her legs, they are to die for. Plus, she can totally kick your ass, which only makes her that much hotter in my book. Maggie Q fucking rulz, here's to hoping that this TV show will be her big hit, so that the rest of the world can know what we, her loyal fans, have been raving out for the longest of time.

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Random Hotness XI: Hotness vs. More Hotness

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The 2009 Bikini Edition

So, this is it loyal readers the last week of the last full month of summer. Weather wise this summer has sucked ass in New York. It's been rainy and humid. Still, I have had fun and plan to have more. Anyways, enough about me. This blog is my bikini blog! I figured this was my gift to you so, that summer does not have to end. After all, one of the best things about summertime is chicks in bikinis. Now, I know that Sport Illustrated puts out their Swimsuit Issue every year, but quite frankly I ain't cared about that mag in years. So, while I did not shoot any of these pics (although, it would be cool to do sometime); I think you will enjoy these greatly.

First off, we got Jamie Chung. Jamie is a big favorite of this blog, and on September 11th her new movie, which I have been discussing here for quite some time, Sorority Row opens up. As I already said, it also stars the gorgeous Audrina Patridge.

If we are gonna talk bikinis, then we gotta talk Vida Guerra. While, I ain't heard much of her much this year no ass looks better in, or out, of a bikini than hers.

I love wrestling. Well, OK it sucks now, but thank God for Gail Kim, the HOTTEST woman in wrestling! Remember when WWE used to the Diva magazines and DVDs? Well, with the whole lame PG-TV things that don't happen no more. But, I bring you a nice blast form the past, Trish Stratus!

While, I said that I don't care for supermodels much, nude models I love. Few are as beautiful as Aria Giovanni! Those curves on her are to die. The best part? They are all natural! Yay!

I do love Asian models, though, and this month's pick for hot Asian of the month is one of the hottest, Kim Lee: Seriously, don't you wish she hung by your pool? Come to think of it, it would be nice to have a pool, right about now...

Of course, what I really love are porn stars! And, I got a whole bunch for you! First off Sunny Leone, who I just talked about doing the Pornstar Workshop, here, in NYC. Is she Packers fan? Does it really matter? A fellow naturally busty babe, Gianna Michaels, is a favorite amongst many of you, I am sure. With curves like that how could she not be? One Gianna that gets a lot of love around here is Gianna Lynn. Looking like that how could she not? Tera Patrick is probably the most famous porn star, currently making movies. I send you all my love, too, Tera! Jesse Jane is another popular and yummy porn babe. Good God, Mariah Milano is so hot! Damn! Gina Lynn, Savannah Sampson, some other porn stars and Victoria's Secret model played bowling in bikinis: Uhm, how come this never happened at any blowing alley I ever been to?!

Now let's get back to my love for Asian women. Thanks to Attack of the Show, I recently discovered Mikie Hara: Those God-given boobs are AMAZING! Don't know the following models, but of course they are hot! Lucky tree: Two for the price of one: I I love gold:

And, now a random Playboy model:

Hope you all enjoyed/ continue this summer. And, above all stay safe.

(Latina) Bottoms up!

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