Showing posts with label DVD. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DVD. Show all posts

Monday, August 15, 2011

Revisiting Combat Shock

Director/ writer/ producer Buddy Giovinazzo's shocking cult classic Combat Shock remains one of the most nightmarish and shocking films of all time, even though it is now 25 years since it was released by Troma upon the world. It's nihilistic and gruesome power will shatter even the hardest of viewers. And, although, I had already seen it, it still struck me and struck me hard as a punch by Brock Lesner.



I first saw Combat Shock when I was in high school. I was very young at the time and the movie deeply disturbed and shocked me. I first heard about this movie was when I read about it in one of Chas. Balun's Gorezone columns. I clearly remember him mentioning that if you saw this movie with a girl, you weren't gonna get any afterwards. He wasn't kidding. This is one seriously nasty and depressing movie. You will feel like shit after watching it!



Anyway, I really figured it couldn't be that depressing. I mean look at the cover. It looks like some really kick ass action flick. I figured it's a Troma release and Chas. gave it his approval, it's prob some really bloody action flick. I'm a huge fan of action movies that get gory and bloody. At the time I loved (and I still love) stuff like Die Hard, Death Wish, and other shoot-em ups that let the blood flow freely, I figured this was like some Death Wish meets Rambo (two franchises I love) type flick. Man, that was mistake number two. Troma clearly wanted to sell it as an exploitation style action flick, which it ain't. In fact, said style of movie is as far from this film as you could get.



The movie opens up with our "hero" Frankie (Ricky Giovinazzo) in Vietnam (actually Staten Island). He guns down some pretty Vietnamese girl and soon wakes up screaming in the present. His pregnant wife is soon nagging at him that the toilet is broken and to get a job. Their Agent Orange mutant baby is wailing away. He heads out to unemployment where there is a long ass line. The day goes from bad to worse, as he talks to his estranged dad, sees coke addicted friend, is harassed by thugs he owes money to, sees an under-aged hooker, all while still being haunted by his past and tortured by his present living conditions. It all leads to one of the most jaw-dropping climaxes and endings in the history of cinema, that will haunt days afterwards.



If there are problems with the movie it's the budget. It's extremely low budget and cheap and it shows. But, at the same time it adds a feeling of sleaze and crudeness that works to its advantage, well at least some of the times anyway. The other major problem is the very slow pacing. Not much happens between the beginning and the climax. Which is further proof that the movie's poster was waaaay off.



The acting is good, though. But, let's be honest it's the gut punch that movie delivers that is it's strongest point. The FX are not the best, in particular the baby, which freaked me out when I was young. But, it looks really fake and cheesy in hindsight. The squib work is excellent and gory as fuck, though. And, the Nam flashbacks are filled blown up torsos and maggots.



One scene I simply could NOT watch as a kid was the coke fix scene. I hit the fast foward button (something I NEVER did or do). The dude uses a fucking coat hanger!!! The scene was said to have caused major walk outs during the original screening of the film. I was able to look at this time, but it is still fucking grotesque.



Nothing preceding the movie though prepares you for those last 15 min or so. I don't want to reveal them, because it would ruin the power of the moment. Some websites reveal it, I would rather you not know. But, I do want to make this clear, it is not for everyone. And, will test the limits of what you can take.



Revisiting it I liked it more, but this is not a fun movie. I didn't like it when I first saw (nor did I hate it). But, I think I appreciate more, now. I still am not a big fan of it, but I certainly understand it better. The most shocking moments of the film have lost NONE of their edge.



But, what is most "scary" is how more relevant it is today. With unemployment at all time high and so many of our young men and women coming back from the recent wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, it really hits harder than ever. It remains the single most harrowing Nam film, ever.



The DVD features the longer and more gruesome director's cut, AKA American Nightmares,(devoid of the tacked on war footage from the original release). That said the opening seems to drag more in this cut. The picture quality ain't the best, but extra features (which I am not done with) are excellent, though.



See it but only if you are truly, truly ready and prepared to see it.



*** out of ****



Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Nikkatsu Roman Porno: Trailer Collection


Nikkastu is the oldest major studio in Japan. From the 70s to 1988, they made censorship pushing erotica that fell into various genres. These movies were known as Roman (as in romance, NOT the Italian city) Pornos. While, crotch and insertion shots were not permitted (still aren't and thus get optical censoring), these movies were still extremely sexy and successful.

This is a collection of trailers of some of these movies. Impulse Pictures will be releasing twenty-five of them! You get a good taste of these flicks, here.

The trailers get a teensy bit repetitive, after a while, and it can be hard to tell the difference between some movies. But, the stunning women and sheer hotness will keep your eyes interested, throughout. The Japanese fetishes that might may make some get a little shocked include stuff like peeing and, to us Americans, most shocking of all: rape. Other fetishes are pretty much common porn fodder: nurses and teachers, for example.

A couple of titles seem to be real stand-outs, and I certainly want to own them, when they come out on DVD. Like I said before, they cover many genres including action, comedy, and straight-up erotica. Also, included is a shot-on-vid short from the studio called Ryoko's Lesbian Flight, which is pretty sexy (at least lesbian stuff is anyway).

The linear notes from Behind the Pink Curtain author Jasper Sharp is very interesting and infromative. The picture quality is excellent and blows away ANY trailer collection, I have ever seen.

In all, fans of classic Japanese pink cinema should definitely pick this up. The amount of beautiful nude, sexually active Japanese girls should be enough of a reason for you to own this!

*** out of ****

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

ayana angel - club lil jon

ayana angel - club lil jon




















There's funk in the trunk and spunk in the crunk now that Lil Jon's back! After his huge smash hit Vivid Vegas Party, he's goin' down again with hot vivid bitches Tawny and Monique. Two Girl/Girl Anal scenes with big-ass toys. And an anal Boy/Boy/Girl with none other than Olivia and two big-packin' brothas. The booties are shakin' and the beats are quakin' in this Hip-Hop hardcore encore!



















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Saturday, December 18, 2010

Elena Heiress - Plump Rumps 2

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Elena Heiress shows off her mound round of ass in this hardcore DVD. The Northern California weather really did her fine ass well. She's the best mix of Mexican and Colombian genes. Elena's official measurements are 34C-24-36 and she's only 5'2" tall. So if you prefer short and curvy bitches, this pornstar is for you! Elena Heiress has starred in more than 25 porno DVDs. The entire first half of Plump Rumps #2 is about her phat ass jiggling and bending over. If you want to skip to the hardcore part, fwd to the 12 minute mark. Talon shoves his big cock into Elena Heiress's bountiful booty and fucks her hard. At 17:20 watch Elena suck his ball sack like it's candy. At the 26:40 mark she's face down in carpet with her ass in the air getting drilled. You'll see her take a fountain of jizz to her butt. If you love onion booty, DL this vid now!





















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Diablo Cockring



The Diablo cockring will help you take your wicked fantasies to a whole new level. Sinfully sexy vibrations reverberate through him, concentrating in his horns and tongue. This horny devil won`t miss a spot! So let your partner slide him on, lay back and let him take you to the dark side! As quoted by AVN Novelty Jan/Feb 2008: This cock ring is sure to grab attention on the shelves in your stores. Have one out of the box so customers can really get an idea of what it looks like when the devil`s horns and tongue vibrate. The thick jelly ring is stretchable enough that those who are new to cock rings will be able to slip it on with ease, but its tight grip will be a hit with cock-ring enthusiasts. It features a three-speed bullet that slips through the head and ribbed bumps to give added stimulation to the wearer`s partner. It`s a must-have for any cock-ring collection! Nate Johnson Specs: Length: 4 inches Width: Head is 1.25 inches and ring is 2 inches before stretching Circumference/Girth: Head is 2 inches thick and ring is .75 inches thick Material: TPR Available Colors: Red Functions: Multi-speed Powered by: 3 Cell Batteries (included) Special Features: Multi-speed, Waterproof Package Dimensions: 8 l x 3.25 w x 2 d

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Sunday, September 26, 2010

Immortal- Live at Wacken 2007- The Seventh Date of Blashyrkh

This kick ass live DVD of one of my favorite black metal bands, Immortal, was recorded at a 2007 show of the legendary metal festival Wacken in Germany. It's the band's first ever DVD.

The set consists of eleven killer tracks spanning from their first album to, my favorite album of theirs, Sons of Nothern Darkness. The band sounds amazing and the performances are totally face ripping. With tracks like One by One, The Sun no Longer Shines, and Tyrants (which has to be on one my absolute favorite black metal tunes, ever!) being particularly badass.

They put on a killer live show, with pyrotechnics and lights. A highlight has to be when they play Unholy Forces of Evil, and the lights turn red looking like hell, itself. In all, this is a brutal, technical, sound de force, a must for black metal fans!!

The picture in 16:9 looks AMAZING with lively colors that make you feel like you are right there! While, the stereo sound is perfectly mixed with excellent bass and thundering powering. The DVD also comes with a CD of the same performance. There are no extra features, though, but the fact that the performance is this damn good, and that it does come with a CD, makes it definitely worth your money.

**** out of ****

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Now playing: Immortal - Battles In The North (Live)
via FoxyTunes

Friday, September 24, 2010

Megadeth- Rust in Peace: Live

First and foremost Megadeth are my personal favorite band and Rust in Peace is my second fav album ever (for those curious Metallica- Master of Puppets is my fav album of all time). So, a live DVD of this thrash metal classic was a must have for me. It's a seminal album that shows them at their technical best.

They play the entire album, from beginning to end. What's awesome is that songs I never heard played live like Five Magics and Take No Prisoners are here and on the set-list. The set is blistering, and the band sounds amazing. Few bands can touch the technical veracity of Mustaine's mighty, metal machine. Highlights include killer performances of Holy Wars... The Punishment Due and Rust In Peace... Polaris.

In the extra features, we get five more Megadeth favs, including Trust, She-Wolf, and Peace Sells. There is also cool behind-the-scenes footage that includes band rehearsal. I would have wanted some interviews with the band reflecting on the album, but really this is minor complaint.

The picture in 16:9 widescreen looks perfect, and the 5.1 Dolby Digital is fucking killer. Pump this fucker loud!!! And, at the cheapth pricat i bought it at; it's a fucking steal! There is also a CD release of this, by the way.

In all, this DVD is a must for Megadeth fans!!!

**** out of *****

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Now playing: Megadeth - Take No Prisoners
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010

SMASH CUT

My most recent review for the Gorezone.net is of b-movie horror flick Smash Cut. It's got a great cast including David Hess, Michael Berryman, HG Lewis (hey it is a tribute to him!), and porn goddess, and beloved by this blog hottie, Sasha Grey.

Check it out here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/stu/smashcut.html

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Now playing: Cycle Sluts From Hell - By The Balls
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Tuesday, August 3, 2010

THE STEPFATHER II

It's been quite some time, but a new review by me is finally up on the Gorezone.net. This one is to the excellent sequel The Stepfather II. You can check it out here: http://themastergio.blogspot.com/search?q=the+stepfather

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Now playing: Satyricon - My skin is cold (ep version)
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Thursday, May 27, 2010

DIO- HOLY DIVER LIVE

Being that Ronnie James Dio tragically passed away last week, losing his battle with stomach cancer, I felt the need to add more Dio to my collection. This live DVD, which I picked up for a mere seven bucks this week at FYE, more than fit the bill.

Shot in Britain on Oct. 22, 2005, Dio played all of his classic Holy Diver album, as well as other classics from his solo career, and even two Rainbow tracks (Gates of Babylon, Man on the Silver Mountain) and the all time Sabbath classic, Heaven and Hell. The concert, itself, clocks in at slightly over two hours and kicks major ass. From the opening of Tarot Woman to closing of the ass whooping We Rock, this is one hell of a live performance. Most touching now, is seeing how gracious Dio was with his fans. He was a great man and is a rock legend, for sure.

Ronnie's voice sounds amazing and the band is at their best. The transfer is simply gorgeous with stunning, lively colors. The sound is awesome, too. You can hear it either in Dolby Digital Stereo or Dolby Digital Surround 5.1.

As for extras, we get cool interviews with the band regarding playing in this show and tour. We also get linear notes form Classic Rock Magazine writer Dave Ling. In all, an excellent must have DVD.

**** out of ****

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Now playing: Dio - Hey Angel
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Tuesday, March 30, 2010

SORORITY ROW


My latest DVD review for the Gorezone is slasher flick, and kind of remake of House on Sorority Row, Sorority Row. You can read it here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/stu/sororityrow.html

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Now playing: Five Finger Death Punch - Walk Away
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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

THE STEPFATHER



It's been a while, but I have a new review up on the Gorezone.net. It's for one of my favorites, the 80s classic, The Stepfather. You can read it here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/stu/thestepfather.html

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Now playing: Damone - When You Live
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Tuesday, January 5, 2010

WITCHFINDER GENERAL



My first review of the new year is up at the Gorezone. It's for the horror classic Witchfinder General, and you can read it here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/vwx/witchfindergeneral.html

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Now playing: AC/DC - Burnin' Alive
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Thursday, October 22, 2009

THE SEDUCTION



My latest review for the Gorezone.net is for the thriller The Seduction. You can read it here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/stu/theseduction.html

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Now playing: Halestorm - Nothing to do with love
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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

VOICES



My latest DVD review for the Gorezone.net is for Voices a South Korean horror film from this year's After Dark Horrorfest III part of the 8 Films to Die For. You can read it here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/vwx/voices.html

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Now playing: Faith No More - Be Aggressive
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Monday, June 29, 2009

TRUE BLOOD: The Complete First Season



My latest review is for the first season of hit HBO horror/ vampire drama TRUE BLOOD. Go check it out here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/stu/TrueBloodS1.html

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Now playing: Venom - In League With Satan
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Friday, June 5, 2009

42ND STREET FOREVER VOLUME 4



My latest review for the Gorezone is the trailer compilation 42ND STREET FOREVER VOLUME 4 . Go read it here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/def/42ndstreet4.html

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Now playing: Hole - Rock Star
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

ASSAULT! JACK THE RIPPER



ASSAULT! JACK THE RIPPER is a violent pink film from Nikkatsu studios. It's my latest review for the gorezone.net, and you can read it here: http://www.gorezone.net/dvdcrypt/reviewstxt/abc/assaultjacktheripper.html

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Now playing: Slayer - Dead Skin Mask
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Monday, May 18, 2009

Pirates: Stagnetti's Revenge



Title: Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge
Studio: Digital Playground
Cast: Jesse Jane, Stoya, Gabriella Fox, Riley Steele, Shay Jordan, Katsuni, Sasha Grey, Shawna Lee, and lots more

Last year's most talked about porn film is the biggest adult production ever. A sequel to the original Pirates, this is one of those few movies that actually lives up the hype. Now, I never seen the original, but it does really not affect the enjoyment of this one.

Taking place after the first film, we are introduced to the beautiful but evil Xifeng (Katsuni) who wishes to resurrect the last film's main villain, Stagnetti (Tommy Gunn). Meanwhile, the governor is willing to grant Serena (Janine's character from the first movie, is NOT in this movie, by the way) a pardon, but only if Captain Edward Reynolds (Evan Stone) and his highly trusted first officer, and all around babe, Jules (Jesse Jane) find Xifeng. Soon, Serena's sister Olivia (Belladonna) and others join them and help them out.

The ten sex scenes in this movie are sizzling. Every single scene is hot and worth seeing. All of them are cut in length for the film, in order to keep the movie's pace, but are still very hardcore. The full scenes can be viewed on the 2nd disc.

Like I said every scene is fucking hot as the pits of hell. But to me, the best scenes are:

A scorching and nasty lesbian scene between Jesse Jane and Belladonna which ranks amung the best girl/ girl scenes I ever seen. Jesse proves that while she is a contract girl, she can get just as nasty as Belldonna. Belladonna has never looked more stunning. The long, black hair looks great on her! Lots of dirty talk, spitting, Belladonna squirting, and all around boner causing moments.

My personal favorite is the threesome between Jesse Jane (under Xifeng's power), the goddess that is Katsuni, and Tommy Gunn. It's yet another scenes that shows how nasty Jesse can get. Katsuni gets some good butt love and the money shot has both busty beauties sharing his load.

But, the scene is actually probably the best has Stone fucking Belladonna and Sasha Grey. By teaming two of the nastiest babes in porn, one gets a total mind blowing experience. Once again, the sex is nasty and hot and ends with both girls licking cum off of Stone's abodmen.

The women are all stunning in this movie, every single one of them, with Katsuni, Stoya, Gabriella Fox, Sasha Grey, Shay Jordan, Belladonna, Brianna Love, and Riley Steele being my personal picks.

Perhaps what is most surprising is how the movie, itself, really works. The FX are great (much better than big budget crap like The Mummy movies or The Hulk), and the action scenes are exciting and well done, beating anything in the last Pirates of the Caribbean movie. In fact, this film pretty much buries that piece of fish shit deep in the bottom of the sea. The cast is quite good as well. Both Sasha and Belldonna are good add-ons to the cast, with Belladonna really kicking some major ass. Katsuni has what has to be the hottest accent on God's green Earth. Man, I would pay for this woman just talk to me! She plays a great, sexy, evil bitch to boot. Evan Stone is so fucking funny in this movie. I think this guy has some great comic timing. Also funny is Shay Jordan as Wu's sister and Steven St. Croix as Marco, who unwillingly ends up with her. Everyone is non-sex roles is awesome, too.

And, while the movie itself is a blast, there is no reason to make or see the available R-version. The movie is shot in HD and looks beautiful. The 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround Sound is also excellent. This is a porno to enjoy on your big HD TV with your kick-ass sound system, for sure.

This four disc set is packed with extra features. Aside, from the second disc having the extended sex scenes, the movie also has star audio commentary on the first disc, of course. Said second disc also has a smoldering bonus lesbo scene with Katsumi, Stoya, and Belladonna. Yum!

The other two discs have an excellent behind the scenes docu and slide show. Lots of special featurettes, an entertaining look at the lovely Riley's first time on set, and more. Including some great interviews, the best of which has to be Stoya, who, while all the others do serious interviews, she gets fucked by Stone! Awesome! I fucking love this girl! Also, there are some really funny bloopers, the making of the excellent FX, a cool and interesting casting call, some cool, deleted scenes, and from the first Pirates movie, it's history making turn at the AVNs and it's premiere party. There is also the teaser and trailer for this film, the trailer for the first movie, and a shit load more trailers from DP.

Make no bones (well other than the one in your pants) about it, this is last year's best porn film (and one of the best porn films ever made) as well as one of the best DVD releases from last year (porn or otherwise). This is a must have all the way.

4 out of 4 Woodies

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Now playing: Tori Amos - Professional Widow
via FoxyTunes


Wednesday, May 13, 2009

RICA and TOKYO GORE POLICE

I have two recent reviews up on the gorezone.net for Japanese cult films.

The first one is for pinky violence favorite RICA.



And, the second review is my latest. It is for the wild, ultra-gory TOKYO GORE POLICE.


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Now playing: W.A.S.P. - The Headless Children
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