The Top 20 Asses in Porn, Ever! Pt. 1: 20-11

A nice ass on a chick is one of the greatest visions of beauty on this planet. And, some of the sexiest asses ever belong to porn stars. In fact, originally this post was gonna incorporate some mainstream babes, but aside from a few like Vida Guerra, Tila Tequila, and WWE's Layla, I found they were FAR outnumbered by the hot asses in porn. So, I said fuck it! Let's keep it with just porn stars! Besides, they show their butts more often, anyways! So, without any further adieu, here are the first ten:

20. Asa Akira- There is an interview at the beginning of one her scenes for Elegant Angel, from the movie Bootilicious, where she talks about how she got her amazing behind from her mom. And, if you have any doubt of how awesome her behind is check out the shot of her walking around in a school girl miniskirt in the awesome Pornstar Superheroes. Plus, she can definitely take in the backdoor like a champ!




19. Lola Martin- Lola was one of my favorite Latinas in porn in the 90s. I was paritcularly fond of her being the Net Nympho on Night Calls 411. I was also very fond of her Cuban ass. Sadly, she said that she, like many of the Latinas at the time, did not do anal. Oh, well doesn't mean I loved her butt any less.





18. Charlene Aspen- This underrated but stunning Latin babe was another fav of mine. It's a shame she didn't become more popular cause she should have. Gorgeous, a great performer, and a winning culo to boot!!! Go look for her stuff, I promise you'll love her, too!





17. Alexis Texas- Well everything is bigger in Texas, they say and Alexis has quite the nice, big booty! Of Caucasian and Puerto Rican mix, this blonde haired bombshell has a huge fan following. And, it's always nice to see her shake her butt in a scene or in person.




16. Alexis Amore- The Peruvian Princess has an ass we should all pay honor to. Hail your highness! And, hail your booty, too! One more thing, I've said many times here, but it bears mentioning yet, again. She is one of the nicest and sweetest babes in the industry.





15. Annie Cruz- This beautiful Asian, geek goddess has an ass that drives any man insane, yours truly, in particular! Plus, she squirts! Which means there is total hotness in her front and backsides! She's beautiful and Asian, does anal, squirts, is into comics and horror, and is bisexual?! That there is true perfection, my friends and dear readers!!!!!!




14. Dee- This stunning, beautiful, dark-skinned, Puerto Rican goddess was one of the most beautiful women of the 90s in porn. She always looked breathtaking and her ass was just a sight to behold and drool all over. Dee would eventually leave the acting side and go behind the camera before leaving the business completely. My pants and I miss her and her backside, quite a bit.



13. Gianna Lynn- Speaking of women I miss in the industry, none qualify more than that this beauty and total sweetheart. The first porn star I ever interviewed, and still one of my personal favs that I have conducted, I declared her to be the most beautiful women, ever, cause to me she is. Her curves are pretty amazing, and that includes her ass. Good God, how I love her butt... and everything else about her!


12. Crystal Knight- A co-host of the aforementioned Night Calls 411, this Bronx babe of Cuban/ Dominican decent did mostly girl/ girl stuff. I always thought she was drop-dead gorgeous and added major hotness to the show with her half-Asian co-host the beautiful Flower Edwards. Also, that ass is fucking jaw-droppingly amazing. I mean wow!!!!!




11. Dulce- She wasn't that known or made that many movies, but the stuff she did star was pretty hot, in particular when teamed up with Adara (Hot Latin Lesbians #2), Kat, who barely missed being on this list, herself, (No Man's Land: Latin Edition Number Six, directed by this list's own Dee!), and yesterday's mentioned Lena Ramon (Muffin Stuffin Lesbos 3) in hot lesbian action (HLA! HLA! HLA!). Yes, she also shot scenes with guys, and those were hot, too. It's just I REALLY liked her lesbo stuff! Anyway, that ass drives me fucking insane!! Good God!! He almost broke the mold with hers!!!

And, if you thought these asses were amazing, just wait until you see the top ten!!!!

To be concluded....

The Top 10 Geek Goddesses

With Olivia Munn gone from G4 and her website now a thing of the past, the position of geek goddess is open for someone to take the top stop. The truth is in the last in the last few years, beautiful women have been declaring their love for all things geeky on the net and on TV, much to the appreciation of male geeks everywhere. There is nothing cooler than finding out a hottie likes geeky stuff. And, so this blog lists the current top ten babes that deserve to be worshiped at the almighty nerd alter.

10. Kristin Adams- One of G4's longest working babes the sometimes underrated Mrs. Adams has what might be this list's sexiest legs. I loved her when she was doing Cheat. I also greatly enjoy seeing her do the news on Attack of the Show (AOTS). I think she should always do the news, but that's just me. Anyways, she can help me cheat on a game any day of the year!




9. April O'Neil- This self-professed nerd porn star is one of my favs over on Twitter. She's great at interacting with her fans, and has been on Chris Hardwick's podcast. Her tumblr recently had her nude with Dalek next to her. You don't get geekier than that!





8. Jessica Chobot- This video game babe can be found on IGN, as fellow X-Box Live fans know. She has also hosted AOTS. She is gonna be hosting the new G4 show Proving Ground. She knows her video game shit and is a cutie, what more do you need?




7. Ruby Violence- Model, erotic starlet, and fellow horror blogger, Ruby is one of the coolest babes on the net. Any time a hot girl has knowledge on gore and horror flicks its always gonna be a way to my heart. Beautiful and knowledgeable, you would do well to follow her Twitter and read her blog. And, be sure to check out her site, too!





6. Annie Cruz- This beautiful porn babe is one of the hottest performers around. But, she also happens to be a gamer, comic book fan (she freaking LOVES Batman!), and horror lover.








5. Carol Zara- This Canadian honey of Brazilian decent has one of the web's most beloved blogs. She never fails to voice her opinion on comics, horror films, babes, and other geeky stuff. She can be found at various conventions always being cool to her fans. The fact that she looks like this and is so heavily into geek culture is fucking awesome!





4. Candace Bailey- There is no argument that Candace has done a great job in taking over for Olivia on AOTS. Best of all she has proven to have an interest in learning geek culture. She tires hard and that's all that we ask for. Well that and the fact that she is cute as hell!






3. Alison Hailsip- It's great to see that Alison is still being used on AOTS. The combination of hotness, cuteness, and geek knowledge makes me love Alison to no end. Of note, she is THE only blonde on this whole entire list!






2. Misti Dawn- The world's definitive geeky porn star. With a love for comics, video games, and movies Misti is a nerd's wet dream come true. She's long been one of this blogs favorites, and she righteously deserves to be ranked among the very best of geek babes! And, let's make no bones about it, she's the real deal!





1. Linda "Vampy Bit Me" Le- Beautiful is a word to easy throw out there, yet some like my number one pick is well beyond the description of that world. Gamer, convention regular, horror fan, metal-head, cos-player, model, and blogger, this multifaceted goddess is my pick for number because she embodies everything that is necessary to wear the geek crown with true honor. All hail the greatest of all geek goddesses!!!!!!

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Latin Sushi Fiesta

Title: Latin Sushi Fiesta
Studio: Legend
Cast: Jessica Bangkok, Emy Reyes, Annie Cruz, Nikki Nievez, Jayla Starr, Elena Heiress

This simply awesome all-girl flick has an all Asian and Latina cast, which that in of itself is like a wet-dream of mine cum through!

The movie starts off with super sexy Annie Cruz playing with her snatch and talking dirty to the camera. She takes dildo sticks it in her ass, then mouth for some hot ATM action!

Jayla Starr next gives us a sexy and fun tease. We find Elena Heiress is on the stairs, Jayla lick her hot butt. Then, Annie joins in and that makes it that much hotter and nastier! In fact, this is a smoldering, nasty scene, even if I am not so crazy about once the sex toys come into play. But, it's still damn good stuff.

Jessica Bangkok's tease is fucking hot!!! She plays to the camera, and comes off as so beautiful and so very sexy. She has great God-given tits, a nice ass and pussy, and a beautiful face.

Jessica Bangkok then teams with Emy Reyes, which is HOT!!! Jess loves Emy's nice, big ass. As do, I, cause it's hot as hell and very yummy looking! Jessica's boobs are just amazing!! Reyes really knows how to lick ass. I love it when Jess grinds her pussy on Reyes'. Nikki Nievez, in a slutty outfit, looks sexy as she watches on. Nikki's a dirty slut in this scene. She seems to love Jess' pussy and ass, and rightfully so. I just can't blame her! This is the movie's best scene!

Finally, all the girls come down the stairs to fuck! Orgy time, baby! I fucking loved it when Elena and Jess are made to suck on Annie's strap-on. Nikki Nievez also has a strap-on. Lots of fucking and sucking ensues. It's freaking awesome when Annie makes Jayla eat the other girl's wondrous asses. In fact, there is so much hot action going on in this closer, that you might just go insanely horny watching it!!!

This is followed directly, by bonus footage, behind-the-scenes stuff with Emy Reyes, who looks so cute (!), and Elena (and her AMAZING ass!). It's sexy stuff, but none of the other girls are shown. It's also not a separate extra feature on disc (of which there does not seem to be).

This is THE best all-girl porno, I have EVER seen. It is also one of the absolute best pornos, EVER made!! I have a new favorite here, and I will be replaying this one man, many, many times.

The picture quality is really good, with nice colors and the sound qaulity is clear and quite good. In all this is one you HAVE to go BUY right, NOW! Come on! What the fuck are you waiting for? Order it already, damn you! You won't regret it, especailly fellow Latin and Asian women lovers. You have my guarantee!

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Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Annie Cruz

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Squirt Gangbang

Title: Squirt Gangbang
Studio: Elegant Angel
Cast: Chelsie Rae, Sasha Grey, Jada fire, Angela Stone, Lexi Love, Annie Cruz, Sindee Jennings, Kylie Wylde, Cassie Young, Britney Stevens, Emma Cummings

This awesome all-girl squirt gangbang flick opens up with interviews with some of the girls, including the beautiful Sasha Grey, who is the first babe, of two, to get gangbanged, in this flick. This is really early in Grey's career. Regardless, she has always been, and still is, a hot and nasty performer. Anyways, most of the girls are shown spread eagle on a swing. And, then, as we move into the scene itself, it opens up with sexy Angela Stone and gorgeous and hot as hell Annie Cruz fucking and squirting on Grey. Soon, more girls join in and it gets REAL nasty and hot! There is lots of pussying eating, kissing, spitting, squirting (of course!), and squirt swapping. By, the end of the scene Sasha is drenched and soaking wet! Hot as the fiery pits of fucking hell!

The second scene has blonde cutie Chelsie Rae. It follows the same basic idea/ step-up as the Grey scene. It's hot and nasty action with some real amazing performances. I prefer the Grey scene a little more, but that has more with me just being a huge Grey fan. Regardless, both scenes are perfect and most sees!

The picture quality is crisp and clear and the sound is good, too. This one has some good extras. It has a short but decent behind the scenes. The real highlight are three HOT bonus scenes from three other Elegant Angel squirting titles. There is an Easter egg and a sexy photo gallery. Finally we get trailers (three of which look really) good, too.

This is an amazing release. One of the best squirting films I ever seen and one of the nastiest girl/ girl vids, as well. This one is so seriously hot it took me multiple, and I do mean multiple viewings, to finally finish seeing it. If every straight dude in the world owned this one, stocks in Kleenex tissues would hit an all time high! A masterpiece of squirt-smut.

4 out of 4 Woodies

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Supersquirt 3...In Search of

Title: Supersquirt 3...In Search of
Studio: Elegant Angel
Cast: Annie Cruz, Kat, Angela Stone, Missy Monroe, Tia Tanaka, Karina Kay, and Eva Angelina

Tiana Lyn is leaving the porn world, so she needs to find out who will be the queen of squirt to replace her. So naturally she wades through a bunch of squirt clips to find the one.

The first scene stars the DVD's beautiful cover girls, the always cute Latin babe Kat and the gorgeous and exotic Asian goddess Annie Cruz. Both are huge personal favs of mine, and this scene is the absolute, bar none, best scene in the whole movie. It, in fact, ranks as one of the hottest, nastiest scenes I have ever laid eyes on. It begins with both girls getting it on and squirting on each other. Then a lucky guy joins them. It is amazing how much they both squirt, and they both do it on each others faces and mouths. The cum shot is shared by both girls, and so ends a fucking amazing scene that needs to be worshiped by any self-discerning porn fan. Both girls are truly fucking sights to behold, and I would kill to be the guy in this scene! Be warned though, this scene might, er take a few viewings to see the whole thing, cause it is that damn good!

Next up is Angela Stone and fav of mine, the lovely Eva Angelina, getting it with some dude. It's a good scene with Angela being the squirter here. Stone is very sexy and a great combination with Eva. It makes for a solid scene. I love it when a squirt scene has the squirt actually hitting the camera, and this one has that. The cum shot on Eva's sexy red boots and Angela licking them up is nice touch.

Missy Monroe is fucked next. She squirts a lot in this scene. While, I think she is pretty, I don't like as much as the other babes in the vid. But, she is very sexy and has a great sexual aura about her; as she is very nasty. She also has a great God-given chest and gets a load on 'em. Good stuff.

The next one has one of my absolute favs Tia Tanaka "finally" turning 18, and it being her b-day celebration. OK, actually she was 18 way before this scene was ever shot, but who gives a fuck? Beautiful Angela Stone returns and gives her a birthday cake and a dude to share! I wish I could be Tia's b-day gift! This is a good scene, but I am disappointed that Tia does not get a squirt on her pretty face. But, both girls work well together. Angela is a good squirter, of course, and very beautiful. She is so good that she blows out, most of the candles with her squirt! Talk about talent! Makes me wants some cake! Tia looks so cute and adorable, in particular with the pigtails she wears in the scene. She also has a winning keaster. The money shot has them both sharing it and is an absolutely amazing and totally killer way to end this scene.

The final scene is, I think, the second best in the movie. The very cute Karina Kay is introduced. She is young, pretty, and blonde. She is also really sexy and has a great ass. She crawls over to get some cock. She can squirt, but not as hard as the girls in this film. Still, she is a good performer, and the scene has a natural sexiness about it. It is a nice way to end the movie and keeps the heat level up.

The picture and sound are great, and there are some decent extras through in for good measure. There is a bonus scene from Super Squirt 2 featuring Tiana Lyn and a fav of mine, Flower Tucci and some lucky asshole. There is lots of squirting and hot sex over all. There is also an enjoyable behind the scenes of each scene with interviews and such. There are a couple of cool moments in it. I read that there is an Easter Egg, on the cover, but I ain't found it, yet. Trailers including a Flower squirt film, that I am totally gonna have to check out.

In all, while not perfect, this is a nasty and sexy film with a yummy cast that should more than please squirt fans. In fact, this movie is worth buying for the first scene alone, and you can think everything else as a very nice bonus!

3 1/2 out of 4 Woodies