Random Hotness XI: Art of the Hotness

I'm give you two hotness posts this month!! Why? Well for the following three reasons:

1. I have some cool stuff to report on a couple of these babes.

2. I love you guys and know how much you love these.

3. It's an excuse to post pics and vids of beautiful women. In other words, as if you needed another reason!



Enjoy!



Alison Haislip- Few blondes get as much love or coverage here as Attack of the Show's mega-cutie. While, I still wish they used her more often, one of my dreams has become a reality: She's appearing in Maxim!!! Now, I figured she would never do nudity, so unlike that horrible Olivia Munn Playboy, she went to where what she is willing to do, would fit well. The issue is next month's (I hope/ believe), but I already can't wait for it to come to my mailbox!!! Here is a video behind the scene of her photo-shoot:





Miko Lee- But, if you want much naughtier videos then you need not look an further than the beautiful Miko Lee. Miko's production company is busy with some really exiting projects. One of them being the vampire project that I interviewed Misti Dawn about a few months ago: Forbitten Lust. Here is the SFW trailer. I think it looks fucking awesome!



If you want to see the hardcore, NSFW trailer, go here: http://www.mikoleeproductions.com/index2.html

She also has Spartacus XXX which I been following online. They recently finished production on that, and it looks phenomenal, as well! It's directed by Marcus London and is not a parody! It is reported that they are taking it very seriously. Throw in an amazing cast and you have a porno that will surely be a winner. Both of these movies are two of my most hotly anticipated adult movies.







Grace Helbig- Getting back to Attack of the Show babes, I would like to declare my love for the beautiful and funny as hell Ms. Helbig. She's only recently begun doing reports for them, and she is fucking awesome!! She's also real fucking funny and sexy.

I love her youtube channel, and you best subscribe to it!!! Actually, it was after I saw one of the vids of her that she posted this week, that I officially declared my love for her (although, it is very possible that I had, in fact already done that, before!). Here is today's vid, as she puts up an Ikea kid shelf:





Mariah Milano- I have been on a Mariah Milano kick as of late? Why? Wait your really asking me that?! Seriously?! Just look at her!! She's PERFECT!!!

Mariah has such a sexy skin tone, beautiful and stunning eyes, gorgeous long black hair, sexy lips, great tits, and an ass that is a gift from heaven!!!

Anything I ever seen from her is hot as hell. According to her Twitter, she is showing a desire to go mainstream. Regardless, of where she goes or what she does, she will always be one of the most beautiful women, ever!

Ms. Milano, I love you!!!! Do you think you could do me the honor of being my wife? :)

Jordana Brewster Maxim

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Hot Asian Girl of the Month: Kelly Hu

Just last night I saw the very enjoyable Batman: Under the Red Hood animated movie, and one of the excellent voice cast members is one of the most unquestionably beautiful women to ever walk on God's green Earth, this month's Hot Asian Girl: the truly perfect Kelly Hu!

The beautiful (does word even do her justice?) Ms. Hu was born on February 16, 1968, in Honolulu, Hawaii of Chinese, Filipino, and English decent making for a stunning and exotic mix. She she went to Pepperdine University in Malibu and currently lives in Brentwood, CA. This goddess has never been married. So, this gives us some sort of hope, right?!

She was Miss Teen Hawaii USA and in 1985 became Miss Teen USA. She has also long had an in interest in singing and dancing, as well as martial arts.

She did some TV shows like Melrose Place, 21 Jump Street, and Night Court. Her first movie role was in Friday the 13th pt. VII: Jason Takes Manhattan. Despite, her breathtaking beauty, this remains the worst entry in the series. Still, it has Hu's debut, baby!

She had two major roles on two TV shows in the form of Nash Bridges and Martial Law. I gotta say that it is through these two shows that I completely fell in love with this goddess!

It was around time that she began her first few appearances in mags like Stuff and Maxim further cemented her, in my mind, as one of the world's most beautiful women.

Here is a video from her Maxim shoot.


Speaking of the very fun Scorpion King, it was one of many big roles, she would get. In that film,she wore an outfit that was jaw dropping!!!!

She was also in Cradle to the Grave. That movie is just OK, but her presence is so distracting, I find it hard to pay attention to anything or anyone else in that movie. Not that you really need to think a lot when watching that... X2: X-Men United is her best film and, as Lady Deathstrike, one of her best roles!

She has continuously done movie and TV work (including the CW's The Vampire Dairies). One of my other fav roles that she did was in the fun horror flick Devil's Den. Sadly, I do catch her on some real crap, like Succubus: Hell Bent, but she always outshines even such things.

As I said at the beginning of this blog, she did the voice for the latest Batman animated movie. This is nothing new for Kelly, as she has done voice work on other toons like Robot Chicken, The Spectacular Spider-Man, and Afro-Samurai. Plus, she has also done voice work for video games like Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords and Terminator Salvation.

Aside from her large body of work, she is also very active for the democratic party. She is a member of CAUSE USA an organization that encourages Asian Americans to participate in the democratic process. She also campaigned for President Obama's run for the office. On top of that, she is an avid poker player. In fact, she frequently takes part in the World Series of Poker and World Poker Tour. Man, is there anything this babe cannot do?!

Here is a well done (well OK, I dislike the music, but I digress..) and much deserved tribute to her:


I know this blog covers a lot of beautiful women (particularly Asian women), but I truly believe that Kelly is one of the world's most stunning women. It is hard to believe that she is 42 years old, because she only gets more beautiful. She has one of the most beautiful faces I have ever seen, as well as the body of a goddess. I mean have you seen that flat stomach, sexy legs, and KILLER ass?!!!! She looks amazing kicking ass and her voice alone (as proven by her voice work) is sexy enough to drive me insane. To me, she is hugely underrated. She should be one of the biggest actresses, ever, as her beauty, talent, smarts, and personality outshine a million of Hollywood's interchangeable, idiotic celebs. Kelly Hu is not only August 2010's Hot Asian Girl of the Month, but one of the hottest of the women of all time.

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Hot Asian Girl of the Month- Moon Bloodgood

With Terminator: Salvation having premiered a few weeks ago, I thought that this was the perfect time to make the ravishing and delicious Moon Bloodgood our Hot Asian Girl of the Month!

Korinna Moon Bloodgood (her full name) was born on September 20, 1975 in Anaheim, California. Her father is of Dutch and Irish descent and her mom is from South Korea (hence the middle name Moon). She first started off as a Lakers girl (cheerleader, yum!).

In 2002 she moved on to acting with her first role which was in TV series Just Shoot Me. Her first movie role was in Win a Date with Tod Hamilton! One of the earliest times I noticed her was when I totally fell for her in the action packed and ultra-violent Viking flick Pathfinder.

Maxim have clearly noticed what a goddess she is. She appeared on the June 2009 cover and had some HOT pics, inside. And, she has ranked in their Hot 100 list since 2005. This year was her highest ranking at a very deserved #20! Here she is at the Maxim hot 100:


In fact this year has been a great year for her. She had a role in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li as a sexy, Thai cop . It was kind of hot to hear her talk some Thai in this movie. And, of course, she's in the new Terminator film. Now, I ain't seen that film yet, but it is getting mixed reviews from fans and critics. And, it is under performing at the box office. I LOVE the first two and enjoy the third one. But, I will wait for the DVD release to see this one. To achieve the lame PG-13 rating this film cut out a nude scene of hers! I mean, what the fuck?! Moon is hot! We need some nudity from her!

Moon talks about the movie and other stuff in this fun interview with Craig Ferguson for the Late, Late Show. Look at those amazing legs! Even Craig is clearly distracted by them!



If you want more Moon (and, what man in his right does not want more Moon?), you should go visit her official myspace: http://www.myspace.com/moon_bloodgood

Moon Bloodgood is a stunning actress. Her sexy, exotic features, hot body , beautiful face

, breathtaking eyes, and those aforementioned delicious legs make her one of the most smoldering hot women in Hollywood, today. And, a true welcome change from the countless of interchangeable and forgettable blonde bimbettes that over populate the screen.

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Hot Asian Girl of the Month- Grace Park

Since this January 16 marks the final ten episodes of the greatest sci-fi show ever, I figured that none would be a better choice to be my Hot Asian of the Month, than the show's beautiful star, Grace Park.

Grace was born on March 14, 1974 in Los Angeles, CA, her parents moved to Canada when she was just 22 months old. She grew up in Vancouver. Of Korean descent this beauty speaks both Korean and English; she is currently learning Spanish.

Her first role was a very memorable one. She plays the hottie Asian babe that makes out with another Asian babe in the club at the beginning of the film.

I remember watching this scene, way before anybody had any clue who the hell she was, and feeling, 'er very happy! Hope this brings back nice memories to you, too:

Grace Park in Romeo must die


But of course, most of us know this goddess from her on role Battlestar Galatica. Playing both Sharon "Boomer" Varelii and Sharon "Athena" Agathon, as well all other versions of Number Eight , she is one of my fav characters on the show. It has given her the chance to play both good and evil and develop two characters so complex that they really help to serve as proof as to why I proclaim this to be the greatest sci-fi show in the history of television. Her storyline with her child was both engaging and touching. Beyond all her beauty, Park is a great actress. She makes us care for her or hate her, depending on what character she playing or what she is doing in said scene. And, she manages to stand out on a show full of babes. And, that fellow readers and friends is saying a lot.

Her beauty has been in display in various magazines, including a classic layout in Maxim.

Man, I love Maxim magazine:



As I said in my list of the 70 Hottest Babes of 2008 (where ranked in at number 3!), she appeared in Complex magazine last year. A great spread, I pretty much LOVE this issue! The pics are so sexy.

Complex gets mad props for it!

She is unarguably one of the most beautiful women in the history of television.

Her perfect face, smoking hot body, and stunning smile break the heart of any man alive. And, seriously if Cylons looked like her and enslaved humanity, I would actually not complain about that! She is currently on The Cleaner on A&E and The Border on CBC (that's a Canadian TV station, for my fellow Americans).

I do hope she does more genre work (I would LOVE to see her in a horror movie!). But no matter what she does, you can be assured that she will shine in it.

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