Random Hotness X: Army of Hotness

It's a beautiful day here, in NYC, and to match it's beauty and make the last month of summer more pleasureful for us all, I give some stunning hotties for you to drool all over.



Ann Marie Rios- The beautiful Ms. Rios has been real, real busy! As some of you read last month, I posted an interview with the Latin beauty, that I conducted last last year. The coolest news for me this month concerning her is that GTXXXREME have named her the XXXTREME Starlet of the Month! She also one of the Latina hotties in Escaladies 2 from Digital Playground. It looks muy caliente!

For more on these and other Rios news go to her blog.

Alison Tyler- I only found about this naturally curvy cutie when I saw the KILLER trailer to Big Anal Booties. I'll be damned if this does not look like one of the hottest anal movies of the year!!! Holy fuck!!! I almost exploded just looking at the trailer!!

Tyler is simply delicious. She has a beautiful face and the kind of curves a man would die for! That ass is amazing! Can't wait to see it get fucked in this movie. And, those boobs are most definitely a gift from God. Dudes and dudettes, I might just be in love!!!

Bridgette B.- More Latin spice!!! This blonde goddess from Spain first caught my eyes when she was in the awesome Body Heat form Digital Playground. My God, she is so beautiful! And, very sexy, too!!

I really enjoy her performances and after following her on her Twitter, I see that she is also a sweetheart. A woman that is both beautiful inside and out. This was really proven to me when she tweeted yesterday, that instead of giving her gifts for her fans to donate to an animal charity. Gorgeous and she loves animals? She just completely won my heart.

Oh, and this vid from ZZinsider cemented it all!!!

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Sarah Vandella- I've liked this babe ever since I saw her for the first time on Deeper Throat. She is so cute and sexy! She has a beautiful face and body. I specially love her butt!! It's pretty amazing!

But, I don't she has ever looked hotter than she does in this trailer to another upcoming Reality Junkies release, Big Breasted Nurses Vol. 6.



Honest to God, if I was in the hospital I would LOVE to have her as my nurse!!! As a matter of fact, I am in pain right now. Nurse Vandella, please come and help me!! That said, does insurance cover heartaches caused by hotties?















Alex Sim-Wise- And, now for the only non-porn star in this edition of Random Hotness: Ms. Sim-Wise!!! I know this British red-head from Attack of the Show, of course.

Now, she may not have done porn, but she does cover sexy stuff on AOTS. She even went in an adult shop in Japan once!! She always wears THE hottest outfits on the show! No really. They are some of THE fucking hottest!!! No one on that show comes off as sexy and sassy as she does. I think she is much better than the overrated Sara Jean Underwood.

She has also posed nude and her God-given tits are incredible! And, they look amazing in or out of an outfit!!!

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Body Heat

Title: Body Heat
Studio: Digital Playground
Cast: Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Kayden Kross, Raven Alexis, Katsuni, Bridgette B.

Director Robby D's big budget porn flick tells the smutty tale of a group of firefighter, whose firehouse is being threatened to get shutdown. They need to find a way to keep it open. Meanwhile, one of the firemen, who is to marry Kayden Kross' character, dies in an explosion. That's it as far as plot is concerned, and really, that is enough.

Some years ago Wicked made Flashpoint with Jenna Jameson a movie that was overwrought with plot, and aside from a few scenes, in particular her SMOLDERING lesbian romp with Brittany Andrews, was sort of forgettable. This is a MUCH better movie.

Body Heat has lots of good, energetic sex scenes, with at least two stellar moments. In fact, in total the movie features eleven scenes!!! The female cast is drop dead gorgeous. Usually I'm not keen on big breasted blondes, but Jane, Steele, B., and Kross are four of the best. And, four that I thoroughly love! Katsuni is, of course, my fav performer in the movie. While, I find it hard to believe that she is the fire chief, I loved her in it. Her heavy accent is what makes it hard to believe, I think. But, it's so sexy and she looks so hot, you won't, and fucking shouldn't, care.

Other solid performances come from Jesse Jane who is her energetic self that she always is. Steele is great as the ditz and likeable babe of the group. And, Kross is quite sympathetic in her role. Raven Alexis, as the psychiatrist, just exudes sex appeal.

My fav scene had to be Steele coming to try to convince that the station not get closed. It leads to a killer, hot, and nasty threesome with stunning and busty Spanish beauty Bridgette B. and the dude in the room. Bridgette is just so hot and beautiful that I was dying for her to get involved in on the action. When she does, damn, I almost died. The hot facial that hits them both will have you finishing a whole box of Kleenex.

Another kick ass scene that will have you jerking it is the final one, where in most of the beautiful cast get in a KILLER lesbian orgy. Jane, Katsuni, Kross, Alexis, and Steele get so fucking hot that it sets a three alarm off, at least!

The movie (shot in 16 x 9 widescreen) looks gorgeous with excellent production values and a nice transfer. The 5.1 surround sound (I wish more pornos would have this) sounds great, as well.

As far as extras go we have a real fun behind the scenes featurette. There are some deleted scenes which are plotted centered. There is also a slide/ photo gallery.

In all, this is one you should definitely be adding to your collection.

***1/2 woodies out of ****

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The A-Zs of Porn, Pt. 1 (A-M)

I had so much fun last time doing The A-Zs of Horror and had such a great reaction from you awesome readers, that I decided to do another list. This one dedicated to one of the greatest form of entertainment, in the history of mankind: PORN!!!!! Enjoy.

A is for Asian Porn- It's my favorite sub-genre in porn. Asian women, to me, are the most beautiful in the world. And, so I greatly enjoy movies with lovely women from the Orient. So, whether made in the US (as in the case of series like Asian Fever, No Man's Land: The Asian Edition, or Slant Eye for the Straight Guy) or if they come from, say Japan, I love 'em. Of course, while Japanese porn includes jaw dropping visions of beauty, the blurry sex organs is kind of on the lame side.



B is for Butts- I love a nice ass. And, porn is certainly the place to find them. There are tons of anal vids out there. Bang Bros.' Ass Parade is one of my favs. And, my fav butts in the biz? Well, I would have to say Alexis Texas, Flower Tucci (here pictured to the left), Mika Tan, Olivia O'Lovely, Jessica Bangkok, Annie Cruz, and London Keys.


C is for Celebrity Porn- Personally speaking I think most, if not all, of these vids starring celebs suck. But, hey they make a lot of money, so what the fuck do I know? Then again I can't stand most of the celebs who have vids, so I am sure that has something to do with it...







D is for Digital Playground- Probably my favorite of the major porn studios, and I think it has a lot to with my liking of many of their contract stars like Jesse Jane and Katsuni. Plus, their movie Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge is one of my all time favorite porno movies. Beautiful women and great production values make their stuff top of the line.


E is for Exxxotica- As of this writing, this is the only adult convention I ever been to. And, while I do hope to go to the AEEs someday, I have a special place in my heart for this show. It's amazingly good time, and THE single best con, I ever been to. This coming from someone who has been to countless of cons for many, many years. If you ain't been to it yet, you need to go! They hold shows in Miami, New Jersey (in fact the next show is on Nov. 5-7, 2010), and the recently added Los Angeles show (which was last month, by the way).

F is for Felecia- During the 90s this Latina cutie was my fav babe exclusively doing girls on film. Very beautiful, she also came off as a sweetie in interviews. She only worked once with a dude and was said to have hated the experience. She is retired now, but well remembered by her fans. And, for good reason. Her scenes were hot as fuck!




G is for Gianna Lynn- If you were to ask me who my favorite porn star is I would have to say this goddess. She is, as I have said before, my favorite one on one interview I ever conducted. Gianna is also, one of the world's most beautiful women. I have not heard much about her in a year, but she will always be a favorite of mine. Just go check out her work, and you'll see why I simply love this Filipino, Spanish, and Chinese vision of perfection.


H is for Hustler- One of the big three of porn mags (the other two being Playboy and Penthouse), Larry Flynt's skin mag debuted in 1974. It dared to go where the other mags didn't and was successful just for that reason. It was at the forefront of freedom of speech, and Flynt is a hero of just that. While, the magazine biz ain't what it once was, the mag still persists today. It also produces many DVDs. The Hustler names will always be connected to quality and gutsy adult entertainment.



I is for Internet Porn- Where would the biz be without the Internet? Or the Internet, itself, for that matter? I mean when I first got a computer, yeah, I looked up horror and wrestling sites, but I also had to, and did, look porn on the net. Whatever you want, whatever your taste is, it's out there, at your fingertips. The recent movie Middle Men deals with the ones who started this. I am curious to see it. And, seriously can you imagine not being able to look for porn on the net? That would suck balls!!!!


J is for Jenna Jameson- She is THE biggest porn star in the history of the business. A star and head of her own company (Club Jenna), Ms. Jameson maybe retired now, but she has cash to spare. She is one of the only names you can mention and even the middle aged woman in the room will know who the fuck she is. And, in the nineties, she was my absolute fav babe. She was also very cool, when I met her to sign my copy of Make Love Like a Porn Star, which is probably my all time favorite book.


K is for Knockers- Also know as boobs, bazookas, tits, breasts, hooters, fun bags, etc. We know them, we love them. Personally, speaking I prefer natural boobies (but more on that in the next part). As, I think small, real boobies, are waaaaay better than large fakies. But, that's just me.


L is for Lesbian Porn- My second fav sub-genre, I got into girl-girl movies early on. I mean seriously is there anything hotter than seeing two, or more, beautiful women into each other? It's sexy and sensuous. There are lots of series and studios that put them out. My favorite series? Well, that's an easy one, No Man's Land: Asian Edition from Video Team. Those movies rule!




M is for Money Shot- It might be the most important, er, shot in a porno. Also, known as the cum shot, it's when the dude sprays his load on his scene co-star. You can splooge on her boobs, crotch, inside her, her ass, but my fav, and I am sure many or yours as well, is the classic facial. Rodney Moore has some of the best facials in the biz, so if you are looking for that check out his vids. In all, it's hot and nasty. And, we would not have it any other way.

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Pirates: Stagnetti's Revenge

Title: Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge
Studio: Digital Playground
Cast: Jesse Jane, Stoya, Gabriella Fox, Riley Steele, Shay Jordan, Katsuni, Sasha Grey, Shawna Lee, and lots more

Last year's most talked about porn film is the biggest adult production ever. A sequel to the original Pirates, this is one of those few movies that actually lives up the hype. Now, I never seen the original, but it does really not affect the enjoyment of this one.

Taking place after the first film, we are introduced to the beautiful but evil Xifeng (Katsuni) who wishes to resurrect the last film's main villain, Stagnetti (Tommy Gunn). Meanwhile, the governor is willing to grant Serena (Janine's character from the first movie, is NOT in this movie, by the way) a pardon, but only if Captain Edward Reynolds (Evan Stone) and his highly trusted first officer, and all around babe, Jules (Jesse Jane) find Xifeng. Soon, Serena's sister Olivia (Belladonna) and others join them and help them out.

The ten sex scenes in this movie are sizzling. Every single scene is hot and worth seeing. All of them are cut in length for the film, in order to keep the movie's pace, but are still very hardcore. The full scenes can be viewed on the 2nd disc.

Like I said every scene is fucking hot as the pits of hell. But to me, the best scenes are:

A scorching and nasty lesbian scene between Jesse Jane and Belladonna which ranks amung the best girl/ girl scenes I ever seen. Jesse proves that while she is a contract girl, she can get just as nasty as Belldonna. Belladonna has never looked more stunning. The long, black hair looks great on her! Lots of dirty talk, spitting, Belladonna squirting, and all around boner causing moments.

My personal favorite is the threesome between Jesse Jane (under Xifeng's power), the goddess that is Katsuni, and Tommy Gunn. It's yet another scenes that shows how nasty Jesse can get. Katsuni gets some good butt love and the money shot has both busty beauties sharing his load.

But, the scene is actually probably the best has Stone fucking Belladonna and Sasha Grey. By teaming two of the nastiest babes in porn, one gets a total mind blowing experience. Once again, the sex is nasty and hot and ends with both girls licking cum off of Stone's abodmen.

The women are all stunning in this movie, every single one of them, with Katsuni, Stoya, Gabriella Fox, Sasha Grey, Shay Jordan, Belladonna, Brianna Love, and Riley Steele being my personal picks.

Perhaps what is most surprising is how the movie, itself, really works. The FX are great (much better than big budget crap like The Mummy movies or The Hulk), and the action scenes are exciting and well done, beating anything in the last Pirates of the Caribbean movie. In fact, this film pretty much buries that piece of fish shit deep in the bottom of the sea. The cast is quite good as well. Both Sasha and Belldonna are good add-ons to the cast, with Belladonna really kicking some major ass. Katsuni has what has to be the hottest accent on God's green Earth. Man, I would pay for this woman just talk to me! She plays a great, sexy, evil bitch to boot. Evan Stone is so fucking funny in this movie. I think this guy has some great comic timing. Also funny is Shay Jordan as Wu's sister and Steven St. Croix as Marco, who unwillingly ends up with her. Everyone is non-sex roles is awesome, too.

And, while the movie itself is a blast, there is no reason to make or see the available R-version. The movie is shot in HD and looks beautiful. The 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround Sound is also excellent. This is a porno to enjoy on your big HD TV with your kick-ass sound system, for sure.

This four disc set is packed with extra features. Aside, from the second disc having the extended sex scenes, the movie also has star audio commentary on the first disc, of course. Said second disc also has a smoldering bonus lesbo scene with Katsumi, Stoya, and Belladonna. Yum!

The other two discs have an excellent behind the scenes docu and slide show. Lots of special featurettes, an entertaining look at the lovely Riley's first time on set, and more. Including some great interviews, the best of which has to be Stoya, who, while all the others do serious interviews, she gets fucked by Stone! Awesome! I fucking love this girl! Also, there are some really funny bloopers, the making of the excellent FX, a cool and interesting casting call, some cool, deleted scenes, and from the first Pirates movie, it's history making turn at the AVNs and it's premiere party. There is also the teaser and trailer for this film, the trailer for the first movie, and a shit load more trailers from DP.

Make no bones (well other than the one in your pants) about it, this is last year's best porn film (and one of the best porn films ever made) as well as one of the best DVD releases from last year (porn or otherwise). This is a must have all the way.

4 out of 4 Woodies

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