Pornstar Superheroes (Blu-Ray)

Title: Pornstar Superheroes
Studio: Elegant Angel
Cast: Kristina Rose, Asa Akira, Tori Black, Sadie West

This fun superhero/ porno flick tells the tale of different superheroine babes that battle the forces of evil. All the stories are connected.

The first scene introduces us to the Silhouette (Tori Black), who is vigilante (like a sexy female Punisher, I guess). A cop is looking for her. He blames her for the death of his partner. He interrogates a dude who tells the tale of how he got saved by her.

First off, Tori looks delicious in skin tight leather! Our sexy heroine rips a hole in her pants; so that she can get fucked and licked. She rides his cock like the true pro that she is. Her BJ skills are just awesome! And, that ass of hers is a godsend! He actually gets to eat it after, the lucky fuck! Which leads to nuclear hot ass fucking, which is exactly what I had been dying to see! After that she sits on his face. I, then, precede to ask, myself: can this dude get any luckier? He then goes back to fucking her ass more! Shit! This has to be one of the sexiest scenes, ever! This leads her to do some ATM, then back to anal, and back to more ATM!!! He blows his load in her mouth. I wish the camera had held longer on this point, but regardless with this I have a new favorite scene!

Dragon Belle (Asa Akira) is next introduced, through an AMAZING shot of the beautiful Asa in a school girl outfit. Her ass is that of a true goddess!!! No doubt about it, Asa is one of the hottest women in the world! When she walks into and sits at a bar, a dude is talking to the yakuza. They try to kill him. But, she tries to save him with a Kill Bill Volume 1 GoGo style ball and chain weapon. She also has the power of pyrokinesis (like Stephen King's Firestarter). She kills the baddies, then fucks the dude.

It starts with a GREAT blow-job and some nice POV shots. He then bends her over, which drove me insane! He fucks her doggie style. But, it hits an even hotter note, when he makes her squirt!!! They go through more positions, but it's the reverse cowgirl, that I really liked, in fact I was waiting for it! Later on, as they continue to fuck, she asks him to keep it in, as he keeps sticking in and out of her. So hot!!! She takes a load in the mouth and lets some drip on her tits. She sucks the finger with cum on it.

Next comes the White Menace (Kristina Rose), who uses telekinesis to save a mob snitch. Rose has a GREAT ass! She kills the bad guys before escaping with the dude. She sucks his cock, which leads to some good sex. Still, the scene does not get really hot until it gets into anal action. There is some ATM and more hot anal. He finishes off by shooting a load on her ass.

The last heroine introduced is The Renegade (Sadie West). She is chilling in her car. She too has a great ass (lots of great asses in this movie!). Her power is she can control people to do anything. She flashbacks to her escape. She runs into a guy that she fucks. It begins with a nice sloppy BJ. She then gets an energetic doggie-style fucking. It's a good scene that ends with him cumming in her mouth, and she swallowing the load.

Asa and Kristina's characters see that they most team-up in order to defeat the villains. It flashes back to them fucking the main baddie. They start off wearing masks, which is kind of lame. But, once they take the masks off, its HOT!!! Asa sucks him off first, then Kristina, while Asa sits on this lucky bastard's face. He gets a double BJ, and he ties their hands. Fucking AWESOME! I also love it when the girls kiss each other. Another sexy moment is when Kristina sucks on Asa's tit! Afterwards, he has them suck on his toes. They take turns fucking him. We get more toe sucking, as Kristina sucks Asa's toes (which is waaay hotter, I think). He eats Asa's pussy and plays with her butt-hole, yummy! When Asa eats Kristina's ass, it's freaking AMAZING! They take turns sucking his dick and eating his asshole. He blows his load on both their pretty faces. Great stuff!!!

These two gorgeous heroines then kick some bad guy ass, and they set it up for the sequel. This is a good, fun, and cheesy porn flick with some really hot sex! I really enjoyed it!!! It's another awesome flick from William H. (who has become one of my favorite porn directors).

The blu-ray disc looks jaw droppingly beautiful! It looks better than some regular movies I own on blu-ray! So good is the pic quality, that you can see every pore on a girl's face. The stereo sound is fucking killer, too!!!

On disc 2 we get lots of extras.

The behind the scenes is fun. While, mythology has cool revelations on the villains, that further the mythos.

There is a good interview with Kristina Rose. She is just so pretty! And, I love her beautiful, brown eyes! The director, William H., and the editor talk in an audio only special feature over the Elegant Angel logo. They discuss the idea for the movie and the shoot.

The hot extra scenes are as follows: Kristina Rose in an OK scene from Sporty Girls. Asa Akira in an AWESOME scene from Bootylicious. Tori Black and Jenna Haze in a fucking HOT threesome from Pornstar Workout. And, finally a sexy and hot scene from Glamour Girls 2 with Sadie West. Last but not least, we get some amusing bloopers.

In all, this is a MUST BUY blu-ray disc. You must add this to your collection! An extremely strong

***1/2 Woodies out of ****

Random Hotness IX: Alone with Hotties

It feels like it has been a long time since I have put one of these, but now feels like the right time. It's hot outside and now it's gonna get even hotter wherever the hell it is that you're reading this!

Jennifer Lawrence- Last Saturday, I finally got around to seeing X-Men: First Class. Now, the movie itself was pretty damn good, with solid acting from the leads playing Professor X, Magento, and Sebastian Shaw. But, man did they ever rewrite X-Men mythos! Comic purists beware! If you can look over that you will like it, a lot actually. The movie had a couple of hotties, but I must say the best babe, to me anyways, had to be Ms. Lawrence. She plays a young Mystique (who apparently has been friends with Xavier since they were kids... wait, what?!). She is so freaking beautiful!! And, a good actress to boot!
She is a great Mystique and might even be, and this is saying a lot, more beautiful than Rebecca Romijn. She also looks hot with blue skin on. Is it weird that I would have sex with her with the Mystique make-up on?
Asa Akira- Easily one of my fav babes of all time, I am very excited about Asa Akira's upcoming porno flick, This Is Why I'm Hot. This movie ranks as one of my most anticipated porno flicks coming out this year. I've discussed it here before, but it bears mentioning again, cause now the hardcore trailer is up! The rest of the cast is smoldering, too (Chanel Preston, Gracie Glam, Kristina Rose).
From what Tom Byron, himself, has told me Asa's performance sounds amazing! But, then when isn't it? She is unarguably one of porn's hottest and best babes. Beyond that she is the embodiment of perfection. A true goddess, if you will.
I guess there isn't much I can add, that I have not said before, but it's Asa. Who the hell amongst you is complaining about me posting more stuff/ pics on her? No one? That's what I thought. :)Moon Bloodgood- I missed the first episode of Falling Skies cause I was in Vegas (yes, AGAIN!), but I caught the second episode. Now, a friend of mine had said it that the show sucked. But, I had to see it for myself. After, True Blood was over instead of flipping over to watch UFC (which I ultimately ended up doing); I made the mistake of watching this crap. The show was unoriginal and not interesting or entertaining at all.
Moon looks gorgeous, of course, but she does not make the show worth watching. I mean I tried, but I ultimately couldn't. It's great to see a beautiful Asian woman in a lead role on a major TV show (especially a babe that I am already a fan of), but it's just too bad the show sucks alien dick. Hey, at least looking for pics of her to post here made up for the annoyance of watching that shit!
By the way, she was on Attack of the Show (it seems the first episode owned in the ratings department, I'm sure that will not be the case for long) last week, and she admitted to liking sci-fi and horror movies. Beautiful Asian babe who loves the genre = future wife material for me!

The Punisher

The Punisher is, without a shadow of a doubt, my absolute fav superhero, or comic-book hero for those who say he is not a superhero. I been reading Punisher comics since I was kid, along with Spider-Man, they pretty much rule in my humble opinion.

Frank Castle, had his family killed by the mob, after witnessing a mob rub out. He was left for dead, but when he returned he came back as the Punisher! Unlike, other heroes in the Marvel Universe, meeting up with him, means you will more than likely die! Justice is permanent with him.

His first appearance was in Amazing Spider-Man #129. He was set up by the Jackal into thinking Spidey was a bad guy, but he soon saw that that was not the case. The character was an immediate success. Along with Wolverine he helped usher in a new breed of costumed hero, the one that kills his foes.

He would clash with Spider-Man many times , and they formed uneasy alliances. These encounters with heroes would be something Punny would have to endure over his career. Anywho, he eventually got his own mini-series, then his own series. That would, at one point in time, lead to a total of three books being published, the other two being: Punisher War Journel and Punisher War Zone.

Plus, he guest starred in just about every superhero book. Shit he was even in the awesome 90s Spider-Man toon . Unfortunately he and other dark characters, like Morbuis, Ghost Rider, and Blade, had to be dumbed down for toon land. Overexposure eventually hurt the character, and an ill fitted attempt to make him a supernatural hero did even worse. He came back, eventually, thanks to Garth Ennis and Steve Dillon's amazing Welcome Back Frank, which led another series, and eventually an adult MAX series.

Marvel would bring him back to normal Marvel Universe in Punisher War Journal, where he killed various useless villains like the Stilt-Man. really fun stuff!

Now he is back on the big screen. This is the third attempt. The first was a crappy low budget film that had Dolph Lundgren. While, violent and Lundgren was OK in the role, it is marred by a bad script, laughable villains, a travesty of his origin, and WORST of all no Punisher skull on his clothing. Lame. But, hey that Japanese chick and her blonde daughter who play the villains are hot... That one scores a *and 1/2 out of **** in my book.

The next version was in 2004. This is one of my fav superhero films, but I just wish that it had been in New York, as opposed to Florida. That said, Thomas Jane remains the best actor to take on the role. I've discussed this film before here, so I will just give you my rating: ****

So, yesterday, I saw the latest version of the Punisher on film: Punisher War Zone . I know some stuff has been said on the net regarding preproduction of this film, but ignore that. This is a great, truly fun film! In fact, the ONLY complaint is that Jane is not in it. That said Ray Stevenson does a good role as Frank Castle.

First and foremost, this is the first time anyone has EVER gotten his origin right in a movie. He is in New York, too! Also, comic-book characters Soap and fucking Microchip are in it! Microchip, bro! But, the best part? Jigsaw is in it! Jigsaw was one of the only returning villains Punny has, mostly cause the rest end up dead. He is done perfectly in the film. And, looks fucking cool, too!

You cannot imagine my joy of seeing one of my fav villains step out of the comics and collectibles and into the big screen. Jigsaw kick ass!

This is also the single most violent American made action since this year's excellent Rambo. Heads and bodies explode, decapitation, impaling, neck breaking, cannibalism, head shots, gory squibs, fist through the head, and other acts of mayhem splatter across the screen. The use of colors and over-the-top violence makes the movie look like a comic-book, which I loved! The action is fast and furious and the film is never boring or overlong, a problem with some comic-book films. The acting is solid from all involved. And, may I add, that Julie (Dexter) Benz looks EVEN hotter as brunette?

Critics, who are lame and pussies, will bitch about the gore, but fuck 'em. They don't know shit about comics or the Punisher. This is one of the year's most outrageous and fun movies. In a year full of excellent comic-book films, this one does not have the depth of The Dark Knight or the wonderment of Iron Man, but it is so enjoyable, that you can help but have a GREAT time with it. Go get your ass to the movies, NOW! Or at least after you leave work or whatever the fuck it is you are doing right now. **** out of ****

I really hope we finally get a Punisher film series. I leave you with some cool Punisher art, to make you all happy and whatnot.

My 5 Favorite Superhero Films of All Time

Hellboy II came out last weekend (still need to see it), and this Friday, The Dark Knight comes out. Both have the chance of being one of the greatest superhero films, ever. But, in honor of that, I give to you, my top five and the reasons, they are in my top five.

1. - As I have mentioned before here, I was never an Iron Man, that is until I saw this film. The character was bought to life perfectly. A womanizing, alcoholic, ass-kicker, and rich guy that saves the world. What is there not to like? The acting is great, the script excellent, the action awesome, the FX killer. The pacing is perfect. In all this is a perfect film. I mean I must have geekgasmed, God knows how many times. The best superhero film, ever. End of story.

2. - This would be king, had not been for a little bit of a slow start, but mostly because of Katie Holmes, who has ZERO acting talent. She really is what stops this film from being perfect. That said, the movie is dark and stunning, with some great villains, acting, set design, action, and dialogue. Plus, Bale IS Batman.

3. - What can be said about a sequel that tops the excellent original? The character interaction is great. I love Wolverine going all berserker. And, there are lots of hotties, including, one of my favs, Kelly Hu. An awesome movie, that sadly, was followed by a disappointing third film. In fact the only that sux in this film is Halle Berry.

4. - This could have been a train wreck, but the killer FX and action give it a must see quality, as does the acting (well with one exception...). This and the sequel got the persecution of the X-Men, right. But, Berry sux in this one, too.

5. T- Now, I know some of you, if not most of you, are shocked at this pick, but hey this is my list, right? First and foremost Punisher is my fav superhero, period. And, with that said, sure this film changed some shit from Frank Castle's origin like making him an FBI agent and moving the action from New York (where most Marvel Comics take place) to Florida, but one change was good, IE, killing ALL his family, not just wife and two kids. Thomas Jane WAS the Punisher, in this film, much in the same way Robert Downey Jr. IS Iron Man. Much, of the film is taken from the classic Welcome Back Frank storyline. The humor was in the book, as was the supporting cast of Frank's neighbors. The graphic violence helps to give this highly underrated film an extra-kick in the ass. Not very excited for the reboot picture that comes out later this year, though...

The 10 Greatest Guy Heroes Ever

With the release of the awesome Dirty Harry DVD box set, i thought it would be fun to run through the 10 greatest guy heroes, ever. they are all badass and are a man's man. Here they go:
10. Iron Man - I could have chosen Batman, but Tony Stark is a cooler "guy hero", if only because he does not lead as a dark a view on things, he is rich, drinks (perhaps harder than anyone on this list being a recovering alcoholic and all), gets lots of hotties, has awesome battle suits to kick evil ass, plus he has a fucking porn mustache. How cool (or not) is that?!

9. Indiana Jones - OK, so the last one was kind of bleh, but ignore it. He gets hot babes and battles Nazis and evil cults and other assorted low lives. And, he does it all with a nice bit of attitude. And, yet somehow, he finds the cool artifact!

8. Marion Cobretti - What do you get when Dirty Harry meets Rambo? Why Cobretti from Cobra of course! Bad ass gun, tooth pick in mouth, and cool car, this dude is one of the coolest cops, ever!

7. Wolverine - Listen the dude kills, fucks hot babes, smokes (but can't die from cancer), has a healing factor, fucking claws come out of the back of his fists, drinks, and has a bad attitude, of course, he is on this list!

6. Snake-Eyes - Despite being mute, there is no more badass G.I. Joe than Snake-Eyes. he is a ninja, has killed lots of bad guys, and gets the hot redhead (Scarlett!). Oh, yeah and he has a pet wolf, how cool is that?!

5. John J. Rambo - In the shoot-em up world, there is no greater one-man army than Rambo. The guy can take on asshole cops, Nam, Soviet, or Burma soldiers and bury their asses. Plus, in the second one he scored a hot Asian girl. that she got snuffed is a different story, but hey, the bad guys got it for doing that. Plus, he always he has the best speeches, even with Stallone's garbled delivery!

4. The Punisher - Of all comic-book heroes none are more deadly than the Punisher. In a world were heroes allow their enemies to live, Castle puts the fuckers six-feet under. And, he has no super powers, which makes that much cooler, in my book.

3. Paul Kersey - Film's definitive vigilante, Death Wish's Kersey takes vengeance on the scum of the world. He does what many wish they could. And, how badass, and awesome, is it, when a man his age mows down scumbag punks in Death Wish III?

2. Dirty Harry - He is the work model for the loner hero. All others came from him. The cop that will do whatever it takes to kick the ass of the bad guy. He has the most bad ass lines, and is not above making a perp suffer (witness him stepping on sick-o villain, Scorpio in the classic original).

1. James Bond - He is pretty much the guy, every dude wants to be. I mean I have wanted to be Bond since I was a kid. He has a license to kill, is well dressed, beats the bad guys, gets all the girls, travels the world, saves the day, has the cool car, and the best gadgets. Do i really need to explain this one?