Showing posts with label Squirting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Squirting. Show all posts

Sunday, August 14, 2011

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The Queen of Squirt, Goddess of Gush, the Teen Dream, who has singlehandedly launched millions of loads, Cytherea, has become more interested in her own production company than working for Elegant Angel! But through tenacity and perseverance, we’re able to track down this luscious lovely and get her to hose down a smorgasbord of delectable deviants for the long anticipated… SQUIRTWOMAN #3! Cytherea is joined by a bevy of cum loving sluts in this splashdown of girl goo!! With the delicious Teen Cream Machine Kinzie Kenner, the filthy cum-freak Hillary Scott, the squirting fountain Angela Stone, the Ass princess Kat, Jewel, Lexi Love, Claire Robbins, Anna Mills, and the off the charts HOTTTT and amazing Elegant Angel contract star Tiana Lynn. With her perfect ass, sassy attitude, and splashy performances, you have here a wall to wall romp with some of the wettest and nastiest girls in the biz! – Patrick Collins
Director: Patrick Collins
Starring: Cytherea
Featuring: Angela Stone, Anna Mills, Claire Robbins, Hillary Scott, Jewel (N), Kat, Kenzie Kinner, Lexi Love, Tiana Lynn

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Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Pornstar Superheroes (Blu-Ray)

Title: Pornstar Superheroes
Studio: Elegant Angel
Cast: Kristina Rose, Asa Akira, Tori Black, Sadie West

This fun superhero/ porno flick tells the tale of different superheroine babes that battle the forces of evil. All the stories are connected.

The first scene introduces us to the Silhouette (Tori Black), who is vigilante (like a sexy female Punisher, I guess). A cop is looking for her. He blames her for the death of his partner. He interrogates a dude who tells the tale of how he got saved by her.

First off, Tori looks delicious in skin tight leather! Our sexy heroine rips a hole in her pants; so that she can get fucked and licked. She rides his cock like the true pro that she is. Her BJ skills are just awesome! And, that ass of hers is a godsend! He actually gets to eat it after, the lucky fuck! Which leads to nuclear hot ass fucking, which is exactly what I had been dying to see! After that she sits on his face. I, then, precede to ask, myself: can this dude get any luckier? He then goes back to fucking her ass more! Shit! This has to be one of the sexiest scenes, ever! This leads her to do some ATM, then back to anal, and back to more ATM!!! He blows his load in her mouth. I wish the camera had held longer on this point, but regardless with this I have a new favorite scene!

Dragon Belle (Asa Akira) is next introduced, through an AMAZING shot of the beautiful Asa in a school girl outfit. Her ass is that of a true goddess!!! No doubt about it, Asa is one of the hottest women in the world! When she walks into and sits at a bar, a dude is talking to the yakuza. They try to kill him. But, she tries to save him with a Kill Bill Volume 1 GoGo style ball and chain weapon. She also has the power of pyrokinesis (like Stephen King's Firestarter). She kills the baddies, then fucks the dude.

It starts with a GREAT blow-job and some nice POV shots. He then bends her over, which drove me insane! He fucks her doggie style. But, it hits an even hotter note, when he makes her squirt!!! They go through more positions, but it's the reverse cowgirl, that I really liked, in fact I was waiting for it! Later on, as they continue to fuck, she asks him to keep it in, as he keeps sticking in and out of her. So hot!!! She takes a load in the mouth and lets some drip on her tits. She sucks the finger with cum on it.

Next comes the White Menace (Kristina Rose), who uses telekinesis to save a mob snitch. Rose has a GREAT ass! She kills the bad guys before escaping with the dude. She sucks his cock, which leads to some good sex. Still, the scene does not get really hot until it gets into anal action. There is some ATM and more hot anal. He finishes off by shooting a load on her ass.

The last heroine introduced is The Renegade (Sadie West). She is chilling in her car. She too has a great ass (lots of great asses in this movie!). Her power is she can control people to do anything. She flashbacks to her escape. She runs into a guy that she fucks. It begins with a nice sloppy BJ. She then gets an energetic doggie-style fucking. It's a good scene that ends with him cumming in her mouth, and she swallowing the load.

Asa and Kristina's characters see that they most team-up in order to defeat the villains. It flashes back to them fucking the main baddie. They start off wearing masks, which is kind of lame. But, once they take the masks off, its HOT!!! Asa sucks him off first, then Kristina, while Asa sits on this lucky bastard's face. He gets a double BJ, and he ties their hands. Fucking AWESOME! I also love it when the girls kiss each other. Another sexy moment is when Kristina sucks on Asa's tit! Afterwards, he has them suck on his toes. They take turns fucking him. We get more toe sucking, as Kristina sucks Asa's toes (which is waaay hotter, I think). He eats Asa's pussy and plays with her butt-hole, yummy! When Asa eats Kristina's ass, it's freaking AMAZING! They take turns sucking his dick and eating his asshole. He blows his load on both their pretty faces. Great stuff!!!

These two gorgeous heroines then kick some bad guy ass, and they set it up for the sequel. This is a good, fun, and cheesy porn flick with some really hot sex! I really enjoyed it!!! It's another awesome flick from William H. (who has become one of my favorite porn directors).

The blu-ray disc looks jaw droppingly beautiful! It looks better than some regular movies I own on blu-ray! So good is the pic quality, that you can see every pore on a girl's face. The stereo sound is fucking killer, too!!!

On disc 2 we get lots of extras.

The behind the scenes is fun. While, mythology has cool revelations on the villains, that further the mythos.

There is a good interview with Kristina Rose. She is just so pretty! And, I love her beautiful, brown eyes! The director, William H., and the editor talk in an audio only special feature over the Elegant Angel logo. They discuss the idea for the movie and the shoot.

The hot extra scenes are as follows: Kristina Rose in an OK scene from Sporty Girls. Asa Akira in an AWESOME scene from Bootylicious. Tori Black and Jenna Haze in a fucking HOT threesome from Pornstar Workout. And, finally a sexy and hot scene from Glamour Girls 2 with Sadie West. Last but not least, we get some amusing bloopers.

In all, this is a MUST BUY blu-ray disc. You must add this to your collection! An extremely strong

***1/2 Woodies out of ****

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

SQUIRTS ILLUSTRATED #3

Description:
VCA Pictures and Axel Braun are bringing juicy back! Check out the third installment of this series, starring Monica Mayhem and 4 of her sinfully squirting co-stars. You are definitely going to want to scotch-guard the furniture for these honeys. With their jiggling tits, wide open twats and enough water pressure to blast you out of your seat, these wet and wild women are destined to show you a good fucking time! Let's ride the slip n' slide!

Genres:
Outdoor Sex, Big Tits, Squirting, Lingerie, Hairy Pussy

Starring:
Daphne Rosen , Kira Silver , Laurie Vargas , Monica Mayhem , Priscilla Sin

Release Date: 
Apr 10, 2009

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Friday, October 22, 2010

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Swallow My Squirt 3

Title- Swallow My Squirt 3
Studio- Elegant Angel
Cast- Tiana Lynn, Annie Cruz, Flower Tucci, Kat, Jenna Presley, Angela Stone, Georgia Peach, Gianna Lynn, Chelsie Rae

Back, when I wrote one of many blogs on the beautiful Gianna Lynn, I promised you a review of Swallow My Squirt 3. Sure it was two years ago, but I still always keep my promises. So here it is:

This movie starts off VERY hot as Tiana Lynn (in what was advertised as her last scene) and Angela Stone open the moment with kissing and then a giving a dude a great BJ. There is lots of squirting mostly followed by more kissing. Tiana Lynn takes an ass fucking and both of them do some ATM. I fucking love the fact that they all share Tiana's squirt. Angela gets cum and squirt on her face. In all, this is a fucking GREAT scene!

Georgia Peach and Annie Cruz are the next up. There is some nice interaction between the two girls. I love their matching outfits; they look so hot in them! Annie Cruz fucking rules, and she proves it, yet again, here. There is lots of squirting from Annie. The dude, who looks like he should be in Aerosmith, takes squirt in the mouth and even licks it off the floor. Annie takes some anal and does some ATM. Georgia uses a funnel for Annie's squirt and the dude's load. She ends up sharing it with Annie in a hot fucking ending.

This next one is the very definition of HOT! It opens with Flower Tucci and Gianna Lynn making out. That, in of itself, is like a dream cum true; as they are both goddesses! I just love how Flower doms Gianna. A dude then joins in. Gianna gives a wet and hot BJ; Flower squirts all over her face! Flower then gets some butt love, in that AMAZING butt, of hers. The dude splooges on Gianna, while Flower squirts multiple times on her. They even share it share it at least two times in a grand finale, to the movie's best scene.

Cute Kat and lovely Jenna Presley are up next. I love Kat's Latin ass, and Presley is a great cock sucker. There is a sexy double BJ with lots of spit that is really hot! There is, sadly, not as much squirting on each others faces, as the other scenes here have. Kat is an awesome squirter, while Jenna is just good. The money shot makes up for the lack of faces getting hit with squirt as Jenna ends up getting a massive blast from Kat. She gets a facial, too, and Kat continues to squirt on her. She then licks it off Jenna's pretty face. Truly fucking AMAZING!

Our final scene has the gorgeous Annie Cruz return, this time with Chelsea Rae. It opens with black and white shots of them. As I just said, Annie is just fucking gorgeous, and Chelsea is sexy. I love the glasses! There is a double BJ, and Annie squirts on Chelsea's face while she sucks it. HOT! She gets lots of squirt on her face. Annie gets some hot anal. Annie squirts on Chelsea. She also gets cum from the dude and some more squirt from Annie. They then kiss. In all, this is the second best scene in the movie.

The picture quality is good as is the sound. As far as extras go, we get a cool and sexy behind the scenes, but it is short in length. There is a squirt recap, as well, which I totally loved! There is a bonus scene with Flower Tucci from the first film, as well trailers.

In all this is truly EXCELLENT porno! It's extremely hot and nasty and has a great female cast. Plus, Annie Cruz fans should take note, as we get two scenes with her! Overall, this gets my highest possible recommendation.

4 out of 4 Woodies

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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The A-Zs of Porn, Pt. 2 (N-Z)

N is for Natural- This is a trend/ sub-genre that I wish would be bigger (pun not intended) in the porn world. As I said in part 1 of this list, I greatly prefer real boobies. Thankfully there are series out there dedicated to real tits. My all time fav real breasts? They would have to be Gianna Michaels, London Keys (pictured left), Jessica Bangkok, Sara Stone, Joanna Angel, and Christy Canyon. So let's hear it for God-given tatas!!!




O is for Older Women- This sub-genre has been growing in popularity, and that's a good thing! Also know as MILF or mature women movies, they feature a cast of older, beautiful women. Some of my fav stars in these movies? Well, they would be Ginger Lynn (pictured left), Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Dyanna Lauren, Kianna Dior, Sara Jay, Vicky Vette, etc. Really does prove that women, like wine, get finer with time!




P is for Playboy- At one point, the world's best selling men's mag Playboy has seen better days. The most famous skin rag ever was certainly influential and important to the adult mag biz, but the Internet has certainly put a huge dent in it's sales. Refusing to ever go hardcore and still the same crap rag it has always, Playboy is pretty much a dinosaur. And, when once you could have said, well hey they get celebs! Yeah, well big deal. As, you can go on the net and look at the spread and not have to buy it. But, hey I would be hard pressed not to mention them in this list.


Q is for Queeny Love- This German hottie is as nasty as it gets. I don't know if she still shoots films, but I like the work I seen with her. Aside, from shooting in her native country, she also worked in the US. Her work with Rodney Moore is what I really enjoy. They are nasty and hot as hell. She takes facials like few do, and she just looks gorgeous doing so! A real pro and probably one the best fucks in the biz. All hail the Queen!!!!


R is for Raylene- One of my fav stars of the 90s, this beautiful Jewish/ Latina is back in porn! A real MILF, this babe is hotter than ever! And, for that reason, I still love her. A close to my heart, and pants, personal favorite!







S is for Squirting- Perhaps the greatest natural talent ever! Female ejaculation is not common, but it is hot as fuck! There are quite a few movies that feature this, with Elegant Angel putting out some of the best flicks in this style of porn. The best squirters of all time, I think, are: Flower Tucci, Annie Cruz, Kat, sand Angela Stone. If you can squirt, then God bless you!





T is for Tera Patrick- The second biggest name in the history of the biz, and one of the world's most breathtakingly beautiful women. This half Asian/ white goddess deserves to be on an alter for all to worship. I was captivated by her enchanting hotness the moment I first saw her. She also happens to be real smart and runs her own company, Teravision. She was married to Biohazard frontman Evan Sienfeld, but that's over. Now retired, she still runs her company, and we will always have the fond memories of this vision of perfection's performances.



U is for Undies- Well, you get the girls' panties off to have sex, right? Porn stars sometimes might not even wear panties, but we love them, don't we?





V is for Vivid- Perhaps the world's most famous adult company, Vivid has been around for many years. They really broke big in the 90s, though, with their Playboy level beauties. While, their look is not something I like as much as I did, when I was younger, IE blond hair, blue eyes, big tits, it is pretty much tied hand in hand with mainstream porn. And, any company that has had goddesses like Tera Patrick, Jenna Jameson, Julia Ann, Janine, Raylene, Kobe Tai, Brianna Banks, Kira Kener, etc deserves the recognition that they get.

W is for Where the Boys Aren't- And, speaking of the Vivid girl, in the 90s this was the major series they put out. Probably one of the most famous girl-girl series of all time. They always had their current crop of contract girls. I used to buy these religiously.





X is for XXX-rated- Well, come this was obvious. A rating given to movies with adult content, the rating has been around for ages. Besides, the letter X is pretty cool!







Z is for Zombie Porn- Belonging to the horror/ porn sub-genre, this one combines the extreme gore of zombie horror with the hardcore porn world. It's been around for a while (Joe D'Amato's Erotic Nights of the Living Dead) and still exists today (Re-Penetrator and Porn of the Dead). It ain't forever one, but if you enjoy it, then dive right in!




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Sunday, August 1, 2010

Love Kara Tai 2

Title: Love Kara Tai 2
Studio: Justin Slayer International in association with Kara Tai Productions
Cast: Kara Tai, Esperanza Gomez, Kylie Ryder, Elena Cole, Lisa Lee, Alle Mack, Fanny

This all girl movie staring the ravishing Kara Tai, whose company also co-produced it, begins with a hell of a hot scene. In it, Lisa Lee and Kara are skating and look hot doing so! Lisa is delicious and shapely, while Kara is sexy and gorgeous. It's all very hot. Kara is just fucking great! I fucking love her ass! Meanwhile, Lisa's curves are just to die for! And, she looks great eating Kara's beautiful pussy. Kara squirts as Lisa frigs her off, getting some juices on the floor!

The next scene stars our covergirls, as Kara and Latin babe Esperanza Gomez hook up. It begins as a photo shoot, and I have to say that I LOVE them in their black bikinis! Kara looks beautiful, of course. Esperanza is gorgeous, as well. Kara's pussy looks so freaking yummy! I just love seeing Esperanza finger it. Kara looks hot, herself, as she eats Esperanza's pussy. Another great moment has Esperanza make Kara taste her own sweet pussy juices as she makes her suck on her fingers that were just inside her. She ultimately makes Kara squirt.

In the third and best scene, Lisa Lee, Kylie Ryder, Elena Cole, and, of course, Kara Tai come from playing volleyball. It's an awesome orgy scene with lots of red-hot pussy eating. Lisa and Kara make their partners suck on their strap-ons in, yet, another hot moment. The strap-on fucking is nice, too.

Then, we get Fanny and Kara. The opening shot showing off their sexy long, legs is quite nice! It's a very sexy scene, even if it relies a little too much on toy play. This would hurt most scenes, but somehow not this one. There is some very hot dildo sucking. Fanny gets Kara to squirt with the dildo, and then she sucks it off of the toy.

The last scene is my second fav in the movie. In it Alle Mack and Kara go from the pool to the bedroom. Allee is very pretty, and Kara's body is just jaw dropping! They looks so good and sensuous sucking and eating each others twats. Again, under lesser hands this one would have been hurt by the toy play, but I actually rather enjoy it here. I love it when they use their mouths to put the dildo in each others pussies. And, must of all I just love Kara's beautiful face as she takes it. Kara ends up squirting, and it hits Alle's pretty face. She then licks it up off of her. This is just so sexy and hot!!! I mean damn!!!!

The picture quality, shot in HD, is top notch. It looks flawless. The sound is also perfect. As far as extras go, it features a fun and sexy behind the scenes with some interviews, photo shoot, and extra sex taking place. It's good stuff! There is also a very nice photo gallery and some trailers.

This is an excellent all-girl movie. In fact, it ranks as one of the best, ever, and certainly one of my favorite recent porn releases. I mean come on it stars Kara Tai in every fucking scene! She has to be one of the sexiest, hottest, most beautiful babes in the biz, today. Plus, there is squirting, too! How can you lose with this one? This is a must have for Kara Tai fans and those into squirting, lesbians, and Asian and Latin women.

4 out of 4 Woodies

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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Squirt Gangbang


Title: Squirt Gangbang
Studio: Elegant Angel
Cast: Chelsie Rae, Sasha Grey, Jada fire, Angela Stone, Lexi Love, Annie Cruz, Sindee Jennings, Kylie Wylde, Cassie Young, Britney Stevens, Emma Cummings

This awesome all-girl squirt gangbang flick opens up with interviews with some of the girls, including the beautiful Sasha Grey, who is the first babe, of two, to get gangbanged, in this flick. This is really early in Grey's career. Regardless, she has always been, and still is, a hot and nasty performer. Anyways, most of the girls are shown spread eagle on a swing. And, then, as we move into the scene itself, it opens up with sexy Angela Stone and gorgeous and hot as hell Annie Cruz fucking and squirting on Grey. Soon, more girls join in and it gets REAL nasty and hot! There is lots of pussying eating, kissing, spitting, squirting (of course!), and squirt swapping. By, the end of the scene Sasha is drenched and soaking wet! Hot as the fiery pits of fucking hell!

The second scene has blonde cutie Chelsie Rae. It follows the same basic idea/ step-up as the Grey scene. It's hot and nasty action with some real amazing performances. I prefer the Grey scene a little more, but that has more with me just being a huge Grey fan. Regardless, both scenes are perfect and most sees!

The picture quality is crisp and clear and the sound is good, too. This one has some good extras. It has a short but decent behind the scenes. The real highlight are three HOT bonus scenes from three other Elegant Angel squirting titles. There is an Easter egg and a sexy photo gallery. Finally we get trailers (three of which look really) good, too.

This is an amazing release. One of the best squirting films I ever seen and one of the nastiest girl/ girl vids, as well. This one is so seriously hot it took me multiple, and I do mean multiple viewings, to finally finish seeing it. If every straight dude in the world owned this one, stocks in Kleenex tissues would hit an all time high! A masterpiece of squirt-smut.

4 out of 4 Woodies

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Friday, May 22, 2009

No Man's Land: Asian Edition 7



Title: No Man's Land: Asian Edition 7
Studio: Video Team
Cast: Jandi Lin, Bella Ling, Kyanna Lee, Destiny, Annie Cruz, and Lana Croft

This installment in the series has no plot, but who the fuck cares? Especially when it is this fucking good! Basically a bunch of hot Asian girls have lesbo sex in and out of bikinis or at least get wet thanks to water.

The first scene has the sexy and beautiful Annie Cruz and the gorgeous Destiny leaving the pool to go play actual pool in their bikinis! Girls could learn a thing or two from this! Anyway, the scene is insanely hot and sexy. I fucking LOVE Annie Cruz's bush. Yet, another thing girls could learn from. So, not only is this scene hot, but it is educative, too. You know the way great porn should be!

The next scene is the best one. And, when you see just how hot the other scenes are, that dear readers and friends, means this fucker is scorching! In it, the amazing Kyanna Lee (this month's hot Asian Girl of the Month), the goddess like Jandi Lin (another favorite of me and this blog), and the lovely Lara Croft. This scene is impossibly fucking hot! I mean it is truly, truly amazing! Usually toy use leaves me uninterested or underwhelmed, but in this one it is exceptionally well done. I just love how they dominate Kyanna in it. She has such fucking delicious curves! I love it when she sucks the dildo. Jandi Lin talks so sexy and dirty in this scene. It is really a shame that she is retired, cause she is a true gift from God! Fuck this scene is a gift to all of us!

Next up is the stunning pair of Bella Ling and Lara Croft. These two get it on in the shower. There is a lot of nice dildo sucking. It's a sexy and hot scene, that is bought down a bit by the over use of toys, but believe me, it is still a great scene!

The last scene has the fantastic foursome of Destiny, Jandi Lin, Annie Cruz, and Kyanna Lee in the movie's second best scene. All of them get it on in the pool. It's a hot, hot scene that has a great beginning and manages to maintain an off the charts level of hotness throughout. Annie is so fucking good at tacking charge of the girls. She is clearly the dom in this scene. She also happens to squirt in this scene! It's an awesome moment in the type of scene that makes you want to have lots of Kleenex on hand!

Shot in HD and presented in 16:9 widescreen, this one looks gorgeous! I mean this is the type of porn your HDTV was made for! I played it on my up-converting DVD player and was blown away by it. The sounds is also awesome.

As far as the extras go there us a rather fun behind-the-scenes, in which we learn that Lara Croft is leaving porn, for now at least, after this film. Damn! That's two in this film (the other, as I said before being Jandi Lin). Anyway, Kyanna pretty much steals the attention of us the moment she appears on screen. This girl is fucking awesome and needs to get more work and have a bigger following. The photo gallery is nice, and the bios are cool. The trailers are really good, and it made me think of stuff I totally need to go and buy, as soon as I can!

No Man's Land: Asian Edition 7 is really not only one of the absolute best all girl movies (even though it has only four scene, one less, than what is common in this series) but, also, one of my new favorite porn films. It is one that you will definitely want to come back to for future visits. Fans of lesbian and Asian babes simply most have this one in their collection! This is a masterpiece of Oriental muff munching all the fucking way.

4 out of 4 Woodies

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Monday, May 18, 2009

Pirates: Stagnetti's Revenge



Title: Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge
Studio: Digital Playground
Cast: Jesse Jane, Stoya, Gabriella Fox, Riley Steele, Shay Jordan, Katsuni, Sasha Grey, Shawna Lee, and lots more

Last year's most talked about porn film is the biggest adult production ever. A sequel to the original Pirates, this is one of those few movies that actually lives up the hype. Now, I never seen the original, but it does really not affect the enjoyment of this one.

Taking place after the first film, we are introduced to the beautiful but evil Xifeng (Katsuni) who wishes to resurrect the last film's main villain, Stagnetti (Tommy Gunn). Meanwhile, the governor is willing to grant Serena (Janine's character from the first movie, is NOT in this movie, by the way) a pardon, but only if Captain Edward Reynolds (Evan Stone) and his highly trusted first officer, and all around babe, Jules (Jesse Jane) find Xifeng. Soon, Serena's sister Olivia (Belladonna) and others join them and help them out.

The ten sex scenes in this movie are sizzling. Every single scene is hot and worth seeing. All of them are cut in length for the film, in order to keep the movie's pace, but are still very hardcore. The full scenes can be viewed on the 2nd disc.

Like I said every scene is fucking hot as the pits of hell. But to me, the best scenes are:

A scorching and nasty lesbian scene between Jesse Jane and Belladonna which ranks amung the best girl/ girl scenes I ever seen. Jesse proves that while she is a contract girl, she can get just as nasty as Belldonna. Belladonna has never looked more stunning. The long, black hair looks great on her! Lots of dirty talk, spitting, Belladonna squirting, and all around boner causing moments.

My personal favorite is the threesome between Jesse Jane (under Xifeng's power), the goddess that is Katsuni, and Tommy Gunn. It's yet another scenes that shows how nasty Jesse can get. Katsuni gets some good butt love and the money shot has both busty beauties sharing his load.

But, the scene is actually probably the best has Stone fucking Belladonna and Sasha Grey. By teaming two of the nastiest babes in porn, one gets a total mind blowing experience. Once again, the sex is nasty and hot and ends with both girls licking cum off of Stone's abodmen.

The women are all stunning in this movie, every single one of them, with Katsuni, Stoya, Gabriella Fox, Sasha Grey, Shay Jordan, Belladonna, Brianna Love, and Riley Steele being my personal picks.

Perhaps what is most surprising is how the movie, itself, really works. The FX are great (much better than big budget crap like The Mummy movies or The Hulk), and the action scenes are exciting and well done, beating anything in the last Pirates of the Caribbean movie. In fact, this film pretty much buries that piece of fish shit deep in the bottom of the sea. The cast is quite good as well. Both Sasha and Belldonna are good add-ons to the cast, with Belladonna really kicking some major ass. Katsuni has what has to be the hottest accent on God's green Earth. Man, I would pay for this woman just talk to me! She plays a great, sexy, evil bitch to boot. Evan Stone is so fucking funny in this movie. I think this guy has some great comic timing. Also funny is Shay Jordan as Wu's sister and Steven St. Croix as Marco, who unwillingly ends up with her. Everyone is non-sex roles is awesome, too.

And, while the movie itself is a blast, there is no reason to make or see the available R-version. The movie is shot in HD and looks beautiful. The 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround Sound is also excellent. This is a porno to enjoy on your big HD TV with your kick-ass sound system, for sure.

This four disc set is packed with extra features. Aside, from the second disc having the extended sex scenes, the movie also has star audio commentary on the first disc, of course. Said second disc also has a smoldering bonus lesbo scene with Katsumi, Stoya, and Belladonna. Yum!

The other two discs have an excellent behind the scenes docu and slide show. Lots of special featurettes, an entertaining look at the lovely Riley's first time on set, and more. Including some great interviews, the best of which has to be Stoya, who, while all the others do serious interviews, she gets fucked by Stone! Awesome! I fucking love this girl! Also, there are some really funny bloopers, the making of the excellent FX, a cool and interesting casting call, some cool, deleted scenes, and from the first Pirates movie, it's history making turn at the AVNs and it's premiere party. There is also the teaser and trailer for this film, the trailer for the first movie, and a shit load more trailers from DP.

Make no bones (well other than the one in your pants) about it, this is last year's best porn film (and one of the best porn films ever made) as well as one of the best DVD releases from last year (porn or otherwise). This is a must have all the way.

4 out of 4 Woodies

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Wednesday, December 24, 2008

The 70 Hottest Babes of 2008, pt. 6: 20-11

20. Katsuni- - The performance of this stunning Digital Playground contract girl in Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge was classic. She has a truly exotic look, what with her Asian good looks, French accent, and smoking hot body (THAT ass!!!). Throw in the fact that she smolders in all of her scenes, and you have a porn babe to die for!

19. Sasha Grey- - It has been an AMAZING year for Sasha. She appeared in Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge, and she proved to be one of the coolest actresses at the premiere edition of Exxxocita NY. But, her biggest accomplishment came when she was chosen to star in Steven Soderbergh's next movie, The Girlfriend Experience! Her blogs, on her myspace, about shooting it in New York City have proven to be some of the best I ever read. Weigh in the fact that she has shot some pretty nasty porn, and yet is breaking into the mainstream, and this marks a HUGE moment for this natural beauty. I think the future is very bright for Ms. Grey!

18. Asa Akira- - She is fairly new to the business, but she is already got my and other fellow porn fans' attention. This gorgeous New Yorker was a real pleasure to meet at Exxxotica NY and earns even more kudos from me cause, cause of her great attitude, beautiful looks, and the fact that she knows how to spell my Italian name, without any help (trust me when I say this something, cause people always ask ho to spell Giovanni)!

17. Flower Tucci- - One of the greatest performers in ALL of porn this breath-taking vision of beauty has one of the greatest asses that God has ever bestowed on a woman. She also excels in her scenes proving to be nasty, sexy, and gorgeous in all the stuff she shoots. Plus, she is one of the best squirters, EVER! But, beyond all that she is very sweet and good to her fans, as proven by her staying for a two autographs more (including mine!) at Exxxotica NY.

16. Josie Lee- - If ever there was a woman who leaves me speechless at the sight of her, it is this truly gorgeous and captivating model. Combine that with how sweet and down-to-earth she was at Chiller this October, and you have a woman who deserves the most amount of success imaginable.

15. Alexis Amore- - The Peruvian Princess herself, Alexis is one of the sexiest and hottest Latina porn stars, ever. But beyond that, she has a really great attitude towards her fans and is a total sweetie, as proven by, when I met her this year at Exxxotica NY.

14. Adrenalynn- - Tattoo artist, porn star, and all around hottie, this busty and exotic babe is one of my personal fav porn stars around. Not all does she exude sexiness, but she has a great attitude and is probably one of the coolest chicks in the biz!

13. Michelle Maylene- - This French/ Filipino babe is one hell of a hot and gorgeous, porn babe, but she gets lots of coolness points from me this year for doing her kick ass news reports on the AVN website.

12. Isabella Leong- - It's a shame that this babe has been in some rather crappy genre films like The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and The Eye 3 (which only came to DVD this year in the US) because not only she so beautiful that she can distract you from the movie you are watching (which is a good thing considering how crappy those aforementioned movies were), but she is a highly talented actress. I truly hope she goes to get more roles, cause she would be a breath of fresh air in a Hollywood overrun by annoying, interchangeable, untalented, overrated, and stupid actresses.

11. Jenna Haze- - Aside from being one of the premiere porn babes in the world (including appearing in Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge), the naturally beautiful Latin/ Caucasian honey did a short for James Gunn this year, and is gonna be in of his PG-Porn shorts. Aside from being sexy as hell, she is an avid fan of horror and gore movies (hence her work with Gunn), this makes her a horror fan's dream cum true!

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