Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label zombies. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Vicky Vette in an Indonesian Horror Flick- Trailer!

One of the most beautiful MILFs in the world, Vicky Vette, is starring in an Indonesian horror flick. This is pretty huge for fans like me, who love porn stars and horror movies. Vicky is one of Twitters top followed porn stars. She ranks alongside of Jenna Jameson, Sasha Grey (who also recently shot a horror flick in Indonesia), and Bree Olsen. Ms. Vette first mentioned this flick over on her blog. Today she posted the trailer. I figured I would do the same here and share it with you guys, here, as well.

The movie also stars the beautiful and exotic Misa Campo. Plus, some other beautiful Asian women. It looks campy, sexy, and silly. I hope it gets released in the US and soon! Come on guys, it has all the stuff that is loved in this blog. Vicky Vette, Misa Campo, Asian babes, zombies, etc. Seriously! How can this movie be anything but epic? Sit back and enjoy the trailer:



Sunday, June 26, 2011

Saturday Nightmares June 4, 2011: Zombie Crawl & Bonus Fan Pics!

The last part of the day, consisted of the zombie crawl. I've done zombie crawls before, though I ain't done one in ages, but this is the first time I ever seen one at a con. Yes, other cons have had them, but none I have ever been at. For those not in know, a zombie crawl has fans dressed at zombies and walking a selected path. What made this one extra cool was that was lead by Dawn of the Dead star Ken Forree!!!

Anyway, at this crawl I was not a zombie, myself, I just took pics. And, at one point became a victim! Good times!

The zombies looked great (I hate when a person just slaps on some white crap and calls himself a zombie!)! But, a couple really stood out.

One of my favs had to be mini-Maniac Cop!

One thing I learned is that zombies not only love human flesh, but they drink soda, too!

Cult/ b-movie actor John Link makes for a great zombie!

They're coming to get me, Barbara!

Creepy ass girls!!!

Political zombie! Wait don't we have these already in real life?!

Beauty queen zombie! Even as a member of the living dead, she will strike a sexy pose for you!

Crawling for human flesh!!!

By, this point Ken Forree has already sent his living dead forces to attack my friends, Pat and Alan, and I! What were to do? Honestly, that made my day!!!!

Oh, crap! I'm done for!!

THE best zombie of the day: Dorothy!! Wicked Witch watch your green ass!!!!

Much like humans with great taste in metal, zombies like W.A.S.P., too!

Ken Forree gathering the living dead troops!!!

And, so the zombie crawl drew to an end, but not without a final word from Forree and the walking dead:


The real-deal Dawn of the Dead hare krishna zombie!!!

Hey, mon! It's rasta zombie!!!

And, now for some random pics not related to the earlier posts that I took at the con.

I did not attend the Creature screening, so I have no clue, how the movie was but the girls promoting it looked hot, so.....

This Ghostbuster was spotted at the crawl. Can a Ghostbuster beat a zombie?! I don' t know. There was a comic, but I didn't read it.

And, now the truth can be revealed. The Master's master is Cthulhu!

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Life Lessons from Horror Movies

Many like to pick on the horror genre mentioning all the supposed negative aspects of the genre. I, though, find that there are many great life lessons to be learned. Don't believe me? Read on, and you will see for yourself!

Help!- For example, if you need help, DO NOT ask a scary German guy for help. As seen in last year's Human Centipede, he'll sew you ass to mouth, with at least two other people attached to you. And, well that just can't be fun.








Love & Zombies-
We can also learn important tips on dating zombies. But, wait you say, there aren't any zombies in real life. Well, what about when the zombie apocalypse takes place, huh? Your gonna have to get some ass anyway, you can. Thank God, these movies can teach us what to do when in a relationship with the living dead. If you happen to have casual sex with a hot zombie chick be sure to, as Skid Row say in their song, tell 'em to "Get the fuck out!". Otherwise, as BurningAngel's horror/ porno Re-Penetrator teaches us, they rip you apart and eat you! On the bright side, he does die with, mostly, a smile, I suppose.

But, when in a serious relationship with a zombie, as seen in the classic Return of the Living Dead Pt. 3, you will have to deal with her cutting herself. But, on the bright side she'll have her tits out in the open! Of course, in the end you'll see that ultimately you'll have to kill yourself with her. Which while it maybe romantically tragic, it certainly doesn't do you any good whatsoever!

But, what if your crush, who doesn't know you have feelings for her, suddenly becomes a zombie? The answer to what to do can be found in the indie-horror flick Make Out with Violence. Anyways, you can take care of by keeping her in your friends room, changing her clothing, and keeping her in the bathtub. Feeding her live rats is also a good idea, but I think it would totally kill the mood! Still, you gotta feed her flesh eating desires somehow! This will eventually lead to bad shit, for sure, but hey, beggars can't be choosers!

Lava Lamps & Satan- I bet you didn't know this, but Satan lives in a lava lamp! Don't believe me? Well, then you clearly have not seen John Carpenter's highly enjoyable Prince of Darkness, and if you have seen it, then you ain't paying attention. Not only does the Lord of Flies live in one, but he can control bugs and bums! Plus, he spreads his evil though slime! So, next time you go to a friend's house and see that he/ she has a lava lamp, be careful! It might possess you and make you try and kill people researching the occult at some old church!

Ballet- I once thought that the only thing bad about the ballet is that it can put you to fucking sleep. But, I was wrong! Two great horror movies, thought me this. First off, Argento's classic Suspiria teaches us that a ballet school might be run by witches; who kill those who stand in their way. Their head witch can even bring the fucking dead back to life!! Shit!! That's scarier than freaking detention!

Of course, that's not the only issue here. Even if your school is not run by witches you might just go fucking insane! Last year's amazing psychological horror flick Black Swan warned us about this. You'll keep going more and more whacky, but it's not all bad. You do get to have hot lesbian fantasies about Mila Kunis! It's just the stuff that happens before and after that won't be fun! I guess you gotta take the good with bad!



So, there you have it. Horrors films are actually more educational about life than Sesame Street ever could be!

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Monday, March 28, 2011

Toy Fair 2011 Report- EMCE Zombie Toys

I've got another Toy Fair 2011 report up on the Gorezone. This one is about the awesome EMCE zombie toys. You will find it under the March 27, 2011 news here http://www.gorezone.net/news.html. After that it will move to the archives section where it will stay for three months.

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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Duff's Peter Steele/ Halloween Honoring/ Celebration 2010

This Sunday marked my first time not going to Chiller in ages. In fact, I cannot remember the last I did not go there. For those of you readers and friends, who were there, I would love to hear how it was. I hope you guys who went there had a great time.

Anyways, I went to THE greatest bar on God's green Earth on Halloween night: Duff's Brooklyn!!!! I had decided to spend my Halloween there, and when I heard that they were doing something special to honor Peter Steele, the late lead signer of the legendary goth metal band Type O Negative, I had to go there. He passed away earlier this year.

Anyways, I first needed a costume and after much consideration I came up with: Zombie Guido!! He once known as the G-Man, and he was quite the ladies man. But, one night a certain cast member of the Jersey Shore wanted some, "Smoosh, smoosh", but our hero (who can do so much better) refused and got his throat slit. But, he rose from the grave in search of GTL (gym, tan, and laundry) and human flesh! Yeah, in other words I had way to much spare time to come up with this! :P

Anyways, as I got there, at first I thought I was the only person who had a costume, but soon others joined in/ appeared. Bar tender Laurie Ann, aka LA, grew an eight pack (better than a six pack!) for the event. There were lots of cool costumes, but I have to say that my fav was this dude who came in as Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley! That's just so fucking cool, man!

As is always the case with Duffs I ran into people I already knew and made new friends.

This being a night for Peter Steele, their were some noteworthy people there, too. His sister was there as was former porn star, ex-ECW star Jasmine St. Claire.

Now, this was not the big tribute to Steele; they originally mentioned it to be. They ain't ready for that yet, but they played his music most of the night, and we, his fans, remembered his greatness. I had been a fan since I was a teen and read about them in metal mags. When, I saw the cover to Bloody Kisses I had to get. It remains one of my fav albums. I had the pleasure ot meet him at the old Duff's some years back, and he was a funny, nice guy. As I said before, it was so sad when he passed away. I think my friend said ii beat when I saw her in Vegas in July, and she called them life changing music. Amen, sister, amen.

Anyways, I had a great time, and I hope you had a great Halloween, too. Remember it only comes once a year (though for some of us it's Halloween year round, but you get the idea), so hope you fuckin' enjoy it, the right way! And, if you wanna see more pics, go to my facebook. I got lots, there.

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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

The A-Zs of Porn, Pt. 2 (N-Z)

N is for Natural- This is a trend/ sub-genre that I wish would be bigger (pun not intended) in the porn world. As I said in part 1 of this list, I greatly prefer real boobies. Thankfully there are series out there dedicated to real tits. My all time fav real breasts? They would have to be Gianna Michaels, London Keys (pictured left), Jessica Bangkok, Sara Stone, Joanna Angel, and Christy Canyon. So let's hear it for God-given tatas!!!




O is for Older Women- This sub-genre has been growing in popularity, and that's a good thing! Also know as MILF or mature women movies, they feature a cast of older, beautiful women. Some of my fav stars in these movies? Well, they would be Ginger Lynn (pictured left), Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, Dyanna Lauren, Kianna Dior, Sara Jay, Vicky Vette, etc. Really does prove that women, like wine, get finer with time!




P is for Playboy- At one point, the world's best selling men's mag Playboy has seen better days. The most famous skin rag ever was certainly influential and important to the adult mag biz, but the Internet has certainly put a huge dent in it's sales. Refusing to ever go hardcore and still the same crap rag it has always, Playboy is pretty much a dinosaur. And, when once you could have said, well hey they get celebs! Yeah, well big deal. As, you can go on the net and look at the spread and not have to buy it. But, hey I would be hard pressed not to mention them in this list.


Q is for Queeny Love- This German hottie is as nasty as it gets. I don't know if she still shoots films, but I like the work I seen with her. Aside, from shooting in her native country, she also worked in the US. Her work with Rodney Moore is what I really enjoy. They are nasty and hot as hell. She takes facials like few do, and she just looks gorgeous doing so! A real pro and probably one the best fucks in the biz. All hail the Queen!!!!


R is for Raylene- One of my fav stars of the 90s, this beautiful Jewish/ Latina is back in porn! A real MILF, this babe is hotter than ever! And, for that reason, I still love her. A close to my heart, and pants, personal favorite!







S is for Squirting- Perhaps the greatest natural talent ever! Female ejaculation is not common, but it is hot as fuck! There are quite a few movies that feature this, with Elegant Angel putting out some of the best flicks in this style of porn. The best squirters of all time, I think, are: Flower Tucci, Annie Cruz, Kat, sand Angela Stone. If you can squirt, then God bless you!





T is for Tera Patrick- The second biggest name in the history of the biz, and one of the world's most breathtakingly beautiful women. This half Asian/ white goddess deserves to be on an alter for all to worship. I was captivated by her enchanting hotness the moment I first saw her. She also happens to be real smart and runs her own company, Teravision. She was married to Biohazard frontman Evan Sienfeld, but that's over. Now retired, she still runs her company, and we will always have the fond memories of this vision of perfection's performances.



U is for Undies- Well, you get the girls' panties off to have sex, right? Porn stars sometimes might not even wear panties, but we love them, don't we?





V is for Vivid- Perhaps the world's most famous adult company, Vivid has been around for many years. They really broke big in the 90s, though, with their Playboy level beauties. While, their look is not something I like as much as I did, when I was younger, IE blond hair, blue eyes, big tits, it is pretty much tied hand in hand with mainstream porn. And, any company that has had goddesses like Tera Patrick, Jenna Jameson, Julia Ann, Janine, Raylene, Kobe Tai, Brianna Banks, Kira Kener, etc deserves the recognition that they get.

W is for Where the Boys Aren't- And, speaking of the Vivid girl, in the 90s this was the major series they put out. Probably one of the most famous girl-girl series of all time. They always had their current crop of contract girls. I used to buy these religiously.





X is for XXX-rated- Well, come this was obvious. A rating given to movies with adult content, the rating has been around for ages. Besides, the letter X is pretty cool!







Z is for Zombie Porn- Belonging to the horror/ porn sub-genre, this one combines the extreme gore of zombie horror with the hardcore porn world. It's been around for a while (Joe D'Amato's Erotic Nights of the Living Dead) and still exists today (Re-Penetrator and Porn of the Dead). It ain't forever one, but if you enjoy it, then dive right in!




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