The Master Does Las Vegas (Again) June 2011, Pt. 2

We began our Sunday by having the AMAZING buffet at the Bellagio. There was a small wait but it was worth it!! Delicious and great deal!!!



Next, we decided to leave the strip for a little while and go check out Fremont. This was actually our first time that we've ever been outside of the strip. Freemont is located in downtown Las Vegas. It's a beautiful site and preserves some of the older aspects of Sin City. For example, you'll find the world famous cowboy sign there.



There are lots of stands selling stuff. I tried on a hat and think, that maybe I should seriously start rocking this look! What do you think?



Of course, this being Vegas, your gonna need a bit of sin. And, well, we found some in the form of this strip club. I didn't go in, in part cause I already had plans to hit one that night. But, nonetheless, it certainly caught my curiosity.

There some awesome things happening over my head, as well. For example, there was a large replica of the moon with Elliot and ET. But, my favorite were the hanging arcade games! I, as a child, owned small, working replicas of the Pac-Man on display. Finally, there was the famous zip lines. Though at one point, they got stuck confirming my belief that I need not do that!

The buses in Fremont look like something out of some futuristic sci-fi movie. Pretty cool!

It was soon time to head aback to our hotel. We hit the bar that's by the check in place, again. I really like it, there as it is a good place to relax and re-energize. Plus, it's also a nice place to scope out pretty girls, including one of the gorgeous girls, who worked there. Then we got some very delicious burgers at BLT Burger. They really hit the spot and prices are good.



Finally, it was time for some of us to hit Little Darlings. I couldn't take any pics, but I can tell you that I had THE best time, ever! This has to be THE single greatest strip club, I ever been to. And, it proves, without a shadow of a doubt, that Vegas strip joints kill the NYC clubs. Sorry, but it's a fucking fact. The women were gorgeous and had a great variety. I got a lapdance from a stunning half Thai, half Caucasian beauty. It was THE greatest lapdance, EVER! I blew a damn good amount of cash, but it was worth it. She, and the club, pretty much made this vacation, fuck that, this year, so far, for me. I told her that and she high-fived me. I been through some not so great shit, as of late, and I needed this. This, dear friends and readers, is my favorite memory from Vegas. And, considering all the great and wonderful memories, I have there, that is saying A LOT!!! I fucking LOVE LAS VEGAS!!!



But, it ain't over yet, kiddies...



TO BE CONCLUDED...

Random Hotness III: Hotness on Earth

It's been a while since I did one of these, but good things come to those who wait. Besides, I was not feeling that great and had to do something fun, considering I ended up staying in.

I been totally into Asa Akira since I met her at Exxxoctia NY. But there ain't a whole lot on her as she is fairly new to the biz. That said, she is a NY babe (yay!), and I do like her myspace. But more importantly, I found this vid of Nadia Nice interviewing her and them kissing! I greatly approve of it! Plus, I think she may have a thing for Italian guys. Score!



Asa , please marry me!!!!!!!

Speaking of porn stars I had the pleasure of meeting at Exxxotica, Sasha Grey is going to be in a mainstream film! She is to be the lead star in Steven Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience. In it, she will play a call girl. Soderbergh is a talented and respected director who made such good, quality films as Traffic and Out of Sight. Plus, she's already been featured in vids for the Smashing Pumpkins and Dave Navarro, as well as small roles in Quit and Smash Cut, a Canadian horror film. Sasha was so fucking cool in person, is a total natural beauty , and yours truly wishes her the best, and hope she succeeds. Oh, and be sure to check out her myspace; it's a really good one!

Man, Adurina Patridge is gorgeous! For those who have no clue who she is, she is, by far, the hottest babe on the ever craptacular MTV "reality (and I use that term loosely) show" The Hills. Now, before you have some kanipfit over me mentioning this show, let me clear this:

I do NOT and will NEVER watch this crap, but I would be a fool or have no taste in women, not to admit how hot she is. Audrina has a smoking HOT body, beautiful eyes, nice rack, and, she seems like she might be a pretty nice person. Ms. Partridge is featured in this month's Maxim (I ain't got the issue in the mail yet, sadly), and the pics I seen are SWEET! Plus, she is starring in the remake to House on Sorority Row . Now, I never seen the original (but I do plan to), but the remake has potential. It was shot with an R-rating in mind, and not only does it have Audrina, but it has another fav of this blog: Jamie Chung!!!!! Damn! That's twice the babeness! While, I doubt there will be hot girl-on-girl love between them (but hey, a guy can dream, right?), their combined presence, should be worth the price of admittance alone!

Finally, one of my fav shows on TV has to be Manswers on Spike TV. It always has the important type of answers I need in my life! And, well the most recent episode had an answer which combined three of the greatest Bs, ever: beer, boobs, and babes!

Beer it seems, makes a babe's boobs bigger, or at least that is what this says:

How Can Beer Make Your Girlfriend's Boobs Bigger? | Movies & TV | SPIKE.com

Maybe, that's why this cutie has these HUGE beer glasses!

Welcome to the Master's World and Words

OK, so originally I was gonna write about myself, but I think this blog will be more of a quick intro to what this blog will be like.

Those of you who know me, know my love for horror films, metal music, and pro-wrestling. Those of you who don’t… well, now you do fucking know!

As to what this blog will do that my myspace (http://www.myspace.com/gio76) won’t, well, I think I may stick to one topic here as opposed to the more open blogs I write on myspace w/ me talking about various shit. I also don’t see myself talking about my life quite as much here as I do over there. See, I figure, not everyone knows my friends here. I know the same could be said about myspace, but if you look at my pics and read my shit for a long enough time you get the fucking idea.

I guess to get the full me you should read both, this blog and the myspace one.

Since, I do reviews of DVDs on http://www.gorezone.net (links for those can be found on my myspace) you won’t find that here either. But, I may review films outside of the scope of the gorezone, as well, as music, and whatever the fuck else, I can think of. Shit, I will even review porn films here! And, don’t lie. You know you love porn, too.

And, now I close this first little blog w/ this thought that kind of sums up how I felt this week. I took my Budweiser cap looked at it, and thought: “Mmmm, beer.” But then, I was like, nah, “vodka!” Yep, it was that kind of week.