Asses In Public ~ Sunny Lane

Random Hotness XII: Hotness, Sweet Hotness

It's been roughly a year since I did one of these, but I know my long time readers love them. And, my readers who have never seen me post one of these are sure to enjoy them, too.

Liz Hurley- It's recently been revealed that the breath-taking Ms. Hurley will play the Wonder Woman villain Veronica Cale in the new TV series. The show will have some chick named Adrianne Palicki play the title heroine. The series sounds like it will be crap. But, I do heart Hurley. I first remember her from Passenger 57 where she played a plane hijacking terrorist. While, that movie is certainly not good; she looked REALLY good, in it. She can hold me hostage any time she wants to. She has an absolutely amazing rack, that my pants simply cannot get enough of. Truth be told, it will be hard to cheer for the heroine in this one. Score one for the bad girls of TV land!Tia Ling- I have professed my love for this Korean goddess before here. She even made it to number eight in my Top 70 Hottest Babes of 2010 and is a former Hot Asian Girl of the Month. I really cannot get enough of her or her pornos!!! I think I might be in love. Do you think Tia would marry me? :) Anyways, I can assure you that Ms. Ling will continue to get LOTS of love here!Bai Ling- Speaking of smoking hot Asians whose last name is Ling, the smoldering and sexy Bai Ling will be at Chiller this April/ May!!!! Dude and dudettes, when my friend Pat told me this news on my Facebook, I fucking flipped!!! Meeting her is gonna be epic!!! Honest, to God I been a fan of hers since I saw her play the bad chick in the classic action/ horror/ revenge flick The Crow. She is also gonna be in the new season of Celebrity Rehab. Since Amy Fisher will be on that, too, I'm gonna have to watch it. But, for now, I just want it to be Chiller time, so I can have the pleasure of meeting her!!!Candace Bailey- It's official, I'm greatly enjoying Ms. Bailey on Attack of the Show. Now, admit ably, I think Olivia Munn is more beautiful, but Candace is so damn cute! With Olivia gone seemingly from the geek world, I think Candace is the NEW geek goddess! To cement this she shot a Maxim layout not so long ago. Candace comes off so cute and sweet on TV, and she really tries to understand/ get into geek culture, so it is impossible not to love her. But, if you think that she is just cute, then you ain't seen her in her dom outfit. I mean DAMN!!!Sunny- Finally, last night on WWE Raw it was revealed that the gorgeous Sunny, aka Tammy Lynn Sytch, will be inducted into the 2011 WWE Hall of Fame! I gotta say her induction is the one I most excited about, at least so far. While, it can be argued that Medusa and/ or Miss Elizabeth should have been inducted first, there is no arguing the fact that DESERVES to be inducted! She was the first Diva, and even the most downloaded woman back, in the day.
Sunny worked in the WWF/E in the mid to late 90s. I twas during this time, while I was in college, that I had THE BIGGEST crush on her. I even had her Raw T-shirt and I currently own her Legends action figure (based on her Legion of Doom look). She then went on to work for WCW and ECW.
While, there were tough times for her, she looks stunning once again. And, when I met her last year at the Big Apple Con, she was a total sweetie. She told me she liked my spike bracelets. She even waved hi to me later in the day, when I was walking around with my friend Kristie. Sunny days are back! So, all hail the WWE's first, and of the greatest wrestling divas in ANY organization!! And, congrats to her for getting inducted. I will always love Sunny, and thus, so will my blog! :D

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I'm Thankful For

So, tomorrow most of us will be eating Thanksgiving dinner. We'll be enjoying shit loads of food, drinking wine, and all that good stuff. And, while we are all grateful for the good stuff in our lives, there is some stuff, I'm grateful for that I probably won't be mentioning at the table. But, I can thank God, right here! Score!

Hot Asian Girls- If you read this blog regularly or know me (whether it be in real life or through social networks), then my love for beautiful Asian women should come as no shocker to you. I pick a babe every month to be the Hot Asian of the Month, and it's with good reason, that I dedicate so much love to them here. To me, they are the most beautiful women in the world, and with examples like Grace Park, Jamie Chung, Gail Kim, Asa Akira, London Keyes, Jessica Bangkok, Tila Tequila, Kelly Hu, etc is there any wonder? Honestly, I am always grateful when a TV show (Hawaii Five 0 and Nikita) or non-Asian movie (Sorority Row, Priest) has a beautiful Asian woman in it. Events are made better too, when beautiful Asian women are present. In fact, every thing is better with a stunning Asian woman! So, more should take heed, of this. I mean how many interchangeable blondes with big boobs and blue eyes (no offense to blondes with blue eyes and big tits) does the world really need?

Metal Music- To me, there is NO better type of music. Many say music is their lives, it certainly is for me. With it's many sub-genres (hard rock, goth, hair, industrial, progressive, power, grindcore, deathcore, metalcore, nu-metal, my favs- thrash, death, black, and traditional, and a never ending list more), metal has a song or band or style to fit all of my moods. And, if you truly love this music it's in your heart forever. It's more than just music, it's a life style, a culture, it kicks your fucking ass!! So, metalheads, raise those devil horns and give thanks for THE greatest form of music in the history of mankind!!!


Video Games- Or more specifically, for me, my beloved X-Box 360. I have not loved a system this much in ages. Video games provide hours of pleasure and joy. Life is made better by video games. So, no matter what system you are on, you should be grateful, for you know this to be true. Just go and play Dead Rising 2, and you know will the way!!!






Porn- Ahh, porn. That sign says it best. And, unlike dating your heart won't ever be broken. There is porn for all tastes. And, I know what I like, and who I like, when it comes to smut. And, sure not every porno is as great as the other, but at least I know if get something with Asa Akira, she will be getting fucked. Ahh, Asa, I am grateful just for you! Oh, and the tissue industry is surely gratefully for porn. Do you think the head of Kleenex gives thanks for the existence of porn at the table? Hmm, inquiring minds want to know!



Conventions- I've been going to cons since 1990. The first one I went to was Fangoria's Weekend of Horrors. Those are no longer held, and in their final run sucked more dick than a Tijuana whore. But, a great con is something to fucking always be thankful for. I have met lots of famous, and not so famous, people at them. I have also made friends, some of them quite good, at these shows. The pic on the left is from this Oct.'s Big Apple Con. It's the still beautiful Sunny and me. OK, that con was sort of whack. In fact, had I not hung with my friend Kristie it would have out right blown, but I met her and Clare (Glory from Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Kramer. They were both mad cool and totally hot! The best cons, to m,e remain Chiller (even if I had to miss their Oct. show) and the best of ALL: Exxxotica! God, how I LOVE Exxxotica!! That's me with the gorgeous Jessica Bangkok, at this year's amazing show, by the way.

Anyways, hope you all have a safe and HAPPY THANKSGIVING! Enjoy it with your loved ones. Take care, my dear friends and readers. I'm grateful that you guys read my stuff. And, that I mean. :)

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