Random Hotness VIII: Hotness takes the Net

This is one of those months where I give you TWO blogs of random hotness! See what I do for you, loyal reader?!

Olivia Munn- Of course, the talk on the net has been that geek goddess, and favorite of this blog, Olivia Munn is in Playboy this month! Or should I say for two months, as this is a double month issue. I guess Playboy must be selling like shit to be doing a double month thing. But, that ain't the point of this post. Olivia looks GORGEOUS! But, here is the catch... She is NOT nude! Seems as the Playboy gang came to her to pose nude, but she refused. They needed her badly though, and gave her the chance to be in the mag without showing any naughty bits. Why? Cause, they probably know the loyal following she has amongst us geeks. This is great for Olivia, as she gets more coverage and exposure, which she clearly deserves, in my book. But, it only makes Playboy look more lame than usual. Here are examples of the pics:

Seriously, why not just pose for Maxim, if there won't be any nudity? Final analysis: Olivia is HOT, Playboy is still lame as shit!

Megan Fox- Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen opens today. I enjoyed the first film and am a HUGE Tranformers geek, so I look forward to seeing it next week, with my friends. But, let's talk about the lovely Ms. Fox , OK? She is getting a lot of press, but for once, this is a Hollywood starlet I don't mind it with. In fact, I demand more ! As, I have said in the past, and it has been all over the media, she is bi! She is being compared to fellow bi-hottie Angelina Jolie , a lot, as of late. I like them both, but I give the edge to Megan. What about you guys, or gals, who do you like more? Regardless, she admits to having a thing for Jolie, to which I say: YUM!!!!!!!!

Sasha Grey- Two weeks ago I saw The Girlfriend Experience starring the lovely Sasha Grey. This is a wonderfully, beautifully shot film from director Stephen Soderberg. Sasha gives a great performance as Chelsea, a high class call-girl, who gives "the girlfriend experience" to her clients, i.e. she goes on "dates" with them, sort of like an actual girlfriend. My fellow Sasha fans should see and support this movie. I see a great future for her both in mainstream and adult films. Plus, I think this movie might make my year end list for best films of the year, at the end of the year.
Here is an interview with her about the film:


Asian Poses- Ever since Olivia Munn mentioned this site on her blog, I been addicted to it! Basically, cute Asian do cute Asian poses. Examples:

How can you not love this site?! Best site, ever, I think! The site has been challenging readers, to do the poses, as well. A couple of the takers on the challenge are hot, too! Yay! Check out my latest obsession here: http://asianposes.com/

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Random Hotness III: Hotness on Earth

It's been a while since I did one of these, but good things come to those who wait. Besides, I was not feeling that great and had to do something fun, considering I ended up staying in.

I been totally into Asa Akira since I met her at Exxxoctia NY. But there ain't a whole lot on her as she is fairly new to the biz. That said, she is a NY babe (yay!), and I do like her myspace. But more importantly, I found this vid of Nadia Nice interviewing her and them kissing! I greatly approve of it! Plus, I think she may have a thing for Italian guys. Score!



Asa , please marry me!!!!!!!

Speaking of porn stars I had the pleasure of meeting at Exxxotica, Sasha Grey is going to be in a mainstream film! She is to be the lead star in Steven Soderbergh’s The Girlfriend Experience. In it, she will play a call girl. Soderbergh is a talented and respected director who made such good, quality films as Traffic and Out of Sight. Plus, she's already been featured in vids for the Smashing Pumpkins and Dave Navarro, as well as small roles in Quit and Smash Cut, a Canadian horror film. Sasha was so fucking cool in person, is a total natural beauty , and yours truly wishes her the best, and hope she succeeds. Oh, and be sure to check out her myspace; it's a really good one!

Man, Adurina Patridge is gorgeous! For those who have no clue who she is, she is, by far, the hottest babe on the ever craptacular MTV "reality (and I use that term loosely) show" The Hills. Now, before you have some kanipfit over me mentioning this show, let me clear this:

I do NOT and will NEVER watch this crap, but I would be a fool or have no taste in women, not to admit how hot she is. Audrina has a smoking HOT body, beautiful eyes, nice rack, and, she seems like she might be a pretty nice person. Ms. Partridge is featured in this month's Maxim (I ain't got the issue in the mail yet, sadly), and the pics I seen are SWEET! Plus, she is starring in the remake to House on Sorority Row . Now, I never seen the original (but I do plan to), but the remake has potential. It was shot with an R-rating in mind, and not only does it have Audrina, but it has another fav of this blog: Jamie Chung!!!!! Damn! That's twice the babeness! While, I doubt there will be hot girl-on-girl love between them (but hey, a guy can dream, right?), their combined presence, should be worth the price of admittance alone!

Finally, one of my fav shows on TV has to be Manswers on Spike TV. It always has the important type of answers I need in my life! And, well the most recent episode had an answer which combined three of the greatest Bs, ever: beer, boobs, and babes!

Beer it seems, makes a babe's boobs bigger, or at least that is what this says:

How Can Beer Make Your Girlfriend's Boobs Bigger? | Movies & TV | SPIKE.com

Maybe, that's why this cutie has these HUGE beer glasses!