The Top 20 Actresses Who Should Have Been Nude in Horror Movies, Pt.2: 10-1

10. Katherine Heigel in Bride of Chucky- Ms. Heigel has been in some truly godawful movies after this one. And, while her star has risen my interest in her has dropped. That said, she looked fucking gorgeous in this one and should have dropped her top. Chucky might have have dumped his main squeeze if he, and us, had seen seen Heigel's chest!



9. Elizabeth Banks in Slither- Banks is one of my fav actresses out there. Aside, from being beautiful, she really can act. I also happen to think she has quite a nice behind. She looked quite delicious in this sci-fi/ horror flick. As good as this movie is; imagine the classic it would have been if Banks had bared her goods! I mean even clothed she is drool worthy!



8. Jennifer Rubin A Nightmare on Elm Street pt. 3: Dream Warriors- I've liked metal/ punk/ goth girls since my earliest memories. And, of the earliest crushes of girls like that, for me, had to be the beautiful Jennifer Rubin as Taryn in the classic Nightmare sequel Dream Warriors. In her dreams, she is "beautiful and bad!" Sadly, she is also clothed! That said, the skin tight leather outfit she has on is HOT as fuck!




7. Ali Larter in Final Destination 1 & 2- I've been a fan of the beautiful Ms. Larter since the first Final Destination movie. Why it took so long for the rest of the world to catch up, I don't fucking know. Wait, maybe I do. It's cause she kept her clothing on! Had she been naked; she would have been a huge star without the help of that shitty Heroes TV show. Trust me! I know these things!

6. Eihi Shiina in Tokyo Gore Police- The former model and stunning actress of Takashi Miike's classic Audition looked absolutely stunning in this fun and over the top splatter flick. But, she kept her clothing on! I mean there is no better way to battle mutants than being in the nude. Even moreso if you are a hot chick! So, let this be a lesson to all you beautiful women out there reading this, THE best way to battle mutants is for you to be naked!

5. Jennifer Love Hewitt in I Know what You Did Last Summer- In keeping with the terrible trend of women not showing their naughty bits in the 90s in slasher films, IKWYDLS had the beautiful Jennifer Love Hewitt, and her boobs, but yet no skin! I mean clearly her chest is a weapon of mass destruction, or at least the cause of mass tissues being destroyed by those using them! Sure she wears tight clothing and even gets wet, but it ain't the same! The culprit here is, once again, screenwriter Kevin Williamson! Damn you, for this horrible fucking trend! This blog is not your friend, Mr. Williamson!

4. Jessica Alba in Idle Hands- Honest to God this fucking movie is atrocious! It is neither funny nor gory. It is just plain fucking stupid. But, there are two good things. The first is Seth Green as a pothead zombie. The other thing this is the movie that introduced me, and most of the world, to the beautiful Jessica Alba. I remember looking at the Fangoria issue with this movie in it and seeing her pic, and being like, "Damn!". She looked unquestionably hot and there are some nice panty shots of her ass. But, alas Ms. Alba did not bare, herself. Worst of all, she has a no nudity clause, so that even when the role calls for it (Sin City, where she played the stripper Nancy), she won't do it! Damn it! Ms. Alba, you need to stop torturing us! Bare your skin! I think it might even solve world hunger if you did! So, do it for the well being of the world!

3. Elisha Cuthbert in Captivity- While, I think House of Wax is a better movie, I think this is the movie where the nudity fit best (not that should ever stop any of you aspiring filmmakers from adding skin to your movie!). I actually like this controversial little torture porn flick. But, think about it, as she is held captive by our mysterious antagonist, he gets to see a lot of her. That includes a sex scene. But, even then we don't see shit. Come on! That's a rip-off right there!




2. Megan Fox in Jennifer's Body- OK, this is the one that I am most disappointed with. Back when we first heard of this film, there were nude pics that got leaked out of the beautiful Ms. Fox, even if it was in a see-through body suit. Sadly, those scenes got cut out or were never used or whatever the case maybe. It was lame move. She does look hot as hell in the movie and makes out with Amanda Seyfried, but that is not enough, dear readers! Perhaps, the filmmakers thought that by having Fox nude there would be nuclear explosion of hotness that would have been dangerous for humanity. I say, dear filmmakers, I understand your concern, but we people are willing take that risk in hopes of seeing Megan's body in all of its' glory!

1. Jamie Chung in Sorority Row- This one should be no shock to those of you who are long and loyal readers here. I actually enjoy this movie, quite a bit. And, while there is skin; it ain't from the girls that the movie's plot actually revolves around. The cast is beautiful, including Audrina Patridge (but we seen her nude already!), but the hottest, to me, is this beautiful Korean goddess. The still of her that I used here is from her in the hot tube, but the camera cuts away, right as she takes her top off. So, we don't see shit! Damn you camera! Damn you straight to hell! That scene alone would have made this movie get renamed Hot Tub Nude Machine in Sorority Row! If, Ms. Chung ever gets nude it will help achieve world peace. I promise you everything will be better and happier on this plant, if not in the whole entire universe! So, Jamie the fate of the Earth hands on your shoulders, er I mean your bra. Make the right choice!

Hope you guys liked this list. If there is any girl you think is missing from here, please do tell! I would love to hear your thoughts! Oh, and don't be shy. We all think and talk about the same stuff, here!

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The 30 Hottest Scream Queens, pt. 2: 20-11

20. Natalie Mendoza- This exotic beauty is best known to us horror fans for her highly memorable role in the now classic The Descent. Her role and and want happens to her is one of the most memorable moments in the movie and now she will be returning for the highly anticipated sequel. I am pumped for this film not only cause the original is my fav film of the last decade, but cause she is back in it! Goddamn this babe is hot!!!!






19. Shawnee Smith- I first fell in love with this babe from her role in one of my personal favorite movies, the superior remake, The Blob. She played an ass-kicking cheerleader in that. She also appeared in the not so good mini-series, The Stand. Her awesome looks were definitely one of the most memorable things in that one. But, her career was full revitalized with her appearances in the super popular Saw franchise, where not only does she look beautiful but proves she has acting chops, too! She added much glamorous beauty to the Scream Queens reality TV show, and in person, is one of the sweetest actresses around. I am so happy that Shawnee's star has risen and that she is more well known, now than ever!


18. Laura Gemser- Though this exotic hottie made a name for herself as Black Emanuelle she is actually Indonesian. She worked a lot for two of Italy's prolific and infamous exploitation directors: Joe D'Amato and Bruno Mattei. Some of my favorite films I have seen her include the two Black Emanuelle WIP (women in prison) movies she did for Mattei, Violence in a Women's Prison and Women's Prison Massacre (the later of which is awesome my fav of the two). Sadly, as awesome as Massacre is; she does not bare her skin in it. But, most of the time she did get nude in her movies, fully at that, and had love scenes. Those included lesbo love, too! But, my favorite out of all the stuff I seen her in is Joe D'Amato's awesome anaglam of softcore erotica and cannibal film Emanuelle and the Last Cannibals.

17. Ali Larter- While most will know this blonde babe from the shitty Heroes series sadly, but horror fans know better. She was in the terrible House on Haunted Hill remake but thankfully moved on to much better things in the first two Final Destination films. By the way, she looks even more delicious as a brunette (as evident by the first FD movie). She showed us that she did abandon the genre by returning to it in the fast paced and fun Resident Evil: Extinction where she kicked ass alongside fellow mega-hottie, Mila Jovovich.





16. Hazel Court- When I think of classic scream queens, I always think of this beauty. She made quite the name for herself and cult following by being in horror movies in the 50s and 60s. One of her most classic roles had to be in Hammer's groundbreaking The Curse of Frankenstein. But, to me, her most memorable role had to be alongside of Vincent Price in director Roger Corman's adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe's Masque of the Red Death. The best of those films, and a huge personal fav of mine, Court played Price's lover and fellow Satan worshiper who offers herself to Satan in one of the film's creepiest moments. The busty, talented, and beautiful Court passed away in 2008 and is greatly missed by all her fans. To me, this woman is one of the epitomes of the classic horror beauty.

15. Danielle Harris- She's been in the horror genre since playing Michael Myers in both Halloween 4 and 5. She also appeared, looking oh so delicious as a goth babe, in the highly middle of the road Urban Legends, later on in her career. She would return to the franchise that first bought her fame when she stared in both of Rob Zombie's Halloween movies. Her role in the first one, proved to be one of the most memorable moments in that remake as she was nude! Thank you. Mr. Zombie, for allowing us to look at her boobs!




14. Jill Schoelen- I had the hugest crush on this late 80s horror hottie thanks to her many roles, in that period. Her first and best was in the classic The Stepfather. In that movie she played the stepdaughter to Terry O'Quinn who could just tell something was wrong with him. Not only was she great in that role but nude, too! Another awesome role for was in the gothic slasher updating with Robert Englund of the The Phantom of the Opera. I thought she looked particularly beautiful in that one. She also proved to be one of the few things good about crap like The Curse II and Cutting Class, the later of which also starred a young Brad Pitt! I always thought her voice was really cute added to her attractiveness. She is still beautiful, by the way!

13. Eihi Shiina- I truly think the beautiful Shiina has one of the most memorable roles any woman has ever had in the form of the villainess in Takashi Miike's classic Audition. She is such an awesome mix of the beautiful, sweet, deadly, psychotic, and terrifying in that role that for that alone she will always be one of the greats in my book. Her recent role in Tokyo Gore Police solidified her place as one of Asia's best and hottest genre stars. In fact, I think she keeps getting more beautiful in each of films.




12. Linnea Quigley- Without a shadow of a doubt one of my biggest crushes growing up and the biggest, most prolific, and popular of all the 80s scream queens, Linnea pretty much is the living, breathing incarnation of said word. She's been in countless, and I do mean countless of genre movies. Some of her most memorable roles include: Savage Streets- where she plays the brutally raped by a bunch of pieces of shit sister of Linda Blair, Silent Night, Deadly Night wear she gets killed, topless (!) on a pair of antlers, Night of the Demons where she is possessed by a demon and makes lipstick disappear in her tit, and her best movie (and role, I think) Return of the Living Dead playing sexy punk babe Trash, who gets fully nude and attacked by zombies, becoming one of the genres hottest living dead girls. I really could go on and on about her and her movies, but if your a fan I really don't need to. Not all of Linnea's movies, of course, but she's always awesome to see in a movie, and one of the sweetest girls in the entire buisness. All hail Linnea!!!!

11. Michelle Baur- Perhaps the sexiest of all of the 80s scream queens Michelle Baur drives me freaking crazy. She began her career as a Penthouse Pet and with looks and a body like she has it should come to no surprise to anyone! hse had a role in porn/ cult fav Cafe Flesh. She would go to do many horror movies. Her first, and a film I developed a super crush on her for, was as the sexy and evil mummy babe in The Tomb. She would star with Linnea in a couple of flicks, including Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-O-Rama, where she gets turned into a dominatrix and looks damn delicious as one! I met her at Chiller a couple of years ago and can tell you that she is even sexier in person. I just love Ms. Baur!!!!!!!



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The 70 Hottest Babes of 2008, pt. 4: 40-31

40. Mika Tan- - This stunning Asian porn star may not work as much in front of the camera, as she once did, but she is busy working behind the scenes, as well as having one of the best blogs by anyone, porn star or not, on myspace.

39. Stoya- - This Godsgirl turned Digital Playground contract girl had the single greatest interview on the Pirates: Stagnotti's Revenge DVD, as she gets fucked by Evan Stone on camera during it! Her mix of pale white skin, black hair, stunning eyes, and what has to be one of the most beautiful faces in the biz, make her a fast rising star. And, her friendly attitude made her a real pleasure to meet at Exxxotica NY.

38. Maria Brink- - Her band In This Moment have left the breakdowns, scream vocals, and blastbeats, for a more melodic sound in their newest album The Dream, but it is nonetheless a good album that gets better with each listening. Plus, it really takes advantage of a voice that is every bit as beautiful as the blonde, blue-eyed, tattooed honey who owns it.

37. Chelsea Handler- - Stand-up comedian and host of her own awesomely funny show on E, Chelsea Lately, this lovely, leggy blonde is one of the best, sexiest, and funniest female comedians out there. Plus, she admits to loving vodka, making her a woman after my own heart!

36. Ali Larter- - Her character maybe shit on completely on the now pitiful Heroes (she is a twin/ triplet/ clone/ whatever, I stopped caring long ago), but that does not stop the Final Destination beauty from being one of the most gorgeous women on the tube.

35. Olivia Munn- - Funny, charismatic, sexy, beautiful, cute personality are just some words to describe the half-Asian queen of geekdom and co-host of G4's Attack of the Show. She also runs her own little blog, which further shows what a cool babe she really is.

34. Tera Patrick- - This Euroasian goddess is, alongside of Jenna Jameson, the biggest and most famous porn star in the industry. She continues to make adult films through her own company Teravision for Vivid. She also happens to be one of the most exquisitely beautiful women in the whole, entire world.

33. Marta- - The pale white, long legged, naturally busty keyboardist for metalcore act Bleeding Through (whose latest album Declaration is their best work, yet) stunned us all with her cover and pics alongside of Kat Von D in this year's edition of Revolver's "Hottest Chicks in Metal" issue.

32. Crash- - Alongside of the very pretty Yasmine this Latin hottie co-hosts Mun2's The Chica Project. Aside from her inarguable beauty and sexiness, she is also a rocker chick. Latina AND into rock?! Nice!

31. Sasha Hollander- - What you mean you did not see her awesome performance in Asian Fever #35? What the hell is wrong with you?! Go see it now! And, for those of you who have, you know what I am talking about! This shapely and beautiful Filipino babe was also a pleasure to meet at NY Exxotica.

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Season Premieres: Supernatural and Heroes

With the new fall season upon us, TV shows have come back with new episodes. I will go into two of them: Supernatural and Heroes.

WARNING: SPOILERS THROUGHOUT!!!!!!!

Last season, Supernatural left on a high note. The death and ultimate sending to hell of Dean was a shocker.

This fourth season opened with a shocker of it's own. Dean is free from hell! But, who set him free? He thought it was bro, Sam, but alas it was not.

By the end of the awesome episode we learn it was an angel sent by God! Dean don't believe in God, but looks like he may have to now.

Meanwhile, Sam has been learning how to use his powers, which include exorcising demons. Too bad, he still don't how to do it without killing the host. Doh! But, he has help from Ruby! But, he told Dean that she is dead. And, she has a new host body, played by the pretty Genevieve Cortse . Hey, I think she is attractive, but she ain't no Katie Cassidey. Still, lets give her a chance, OK?

Anyways, this season has AWESOME written all over it. I am so pumped for it!!

The same cannot be said for Heroes....

Last season was really fucking bad. The writer's strike definitely hurt this show and hurt it bad. Right up to the TERRIBLE season finale, which was easily the worst season finale, that i saw this year. A lot of places love to kiss this show's ass, but not I. I will, on the other hand, gladly, kiss Hayden Panettiere's ass .

Anyways, I saw it last night, as on G4 as I went out on Monday night. I was underwhelmed to say the least.

At two hours, it was hard for it to catch and hold my interest. Here are some, very, random thoughts on it:

- Sylar having his powers back is great and all, and his attack on Claire (Hayden Panettiere) was really good and suspenseful. but, I have a problem with it. He says she cannot die, but in the alternate future shown in the first season, he did kill her, this same manner. I have a theory as to why she was able to live in this case (he gave her the top of her head back, and hence she was able to heal herself), but I ain't sure that this really makes all that much sense. But hey Hayden is hot!

- I consider Ali Larter to be one of the hottest babes ever . In fact, I am a long time fan. Yep, I have liked her since her appearance in Final Destination. Anywho, I don't really like the corporate look for her this season. And, I usually LOVE the sectary look, but just not for her. Still, she looked great in the first shot that she is in. But, her having yet another personality, this time as a lady in government is lame. How many different personality will she have? Is she gonna have one every fucking season, for chrissake?! Anyways, here is one more pic for my fellow Ali fans:

- The villains, for which this season is named after, suck. All of them rip-off some supervillain, whether it be Pyro, Magneto, or, just about master of fear villain (Mr. Fear, Scarecrow [both the DC and Marvel versions]), etc. To say nothing of the fact that the villain Hiro meets is a Flash wannabe. Very lame, very unoriginal, and, in all, not very interesting.

So it goes like this: Heroes has two more episodes to regain my interest, otherwise it gets flushed down the toilet.